First off, let's ban Boilmaker Rick from this thread.

I will be travelling to Colorado next week and will be looking at bringing home some treats. I'm not going to be bringing home anything that would get me nabbed for some large scale distro charge, but I'm just curious if anyone else here has made the trip in recent years. From what I have been reading, I could encounter the following:

1. In places like Kansas or Nebraska you will be see road signs posted on the highway saying something like "Police Checkpoint Ahead". This is usually before an exit and the sign is placed there to scare people into exiting the highway into some po-dunk town that nobody normally exits to. It's at this exit where they nab people since it would be impossible to stop traffic completely on some place like I-80.

2. If you are pulled over, do not consent to any search. Police will claim they will call a K9 unit in, but it's illegal for them to detain you for an unreasonable amount of time (more than a few mins) to wait on a K9.

3. If you do get pulled over, and you do end up being searched don't be carrying any large amount of cash (Anything over $100). Police will confiscate it because it's "drug money". Civil forfeiture laws are great.

4. I heard from Hatchetman that if the cop offers to choke you, let them do it.

Does anyone else here have any tips or stories to share?

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Move.

IMO, your best bet is to cross the state line on local roads then jump on an expressway 30 plus miles in.

Bring back some Coors beer.

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My Maserati does 186.

Yup.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Send your stuff back via UPS.

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Can I just say the following in regards to this thread?

Fuck the motherfucking armed tax collectors (police)

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

This is actually sound advice. If you don't believe you can easily ship that stuff UPS, then just look at how easily Silk Road users did it

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Its weed, no one gives a shit anymore. you can drive down the highway holding an ounce out one the window and no one is gonna bat an eye.

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If you see flashing lights behind you, drive away as fast as you can. Probably a robber.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Is it really that difficult to buy here?

I'm a square and even I know where to get it if I want it

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

police still give a shit because they can abuse civil forfeiture and take your car, any cash you have, etc.

They don't even have to charge you with a crime. They are nothing but road pirates. Protect and serve my ass.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

You're overthinking it, Db. It's not like you're driving with kilos of coke in your trunk. You'll be fine.

Grab me an eighth.

That's always my dad's goto comment about his monthly trip with his friends to Colorado from Iowa city back in the early 60's when he sees me drinking some "fancy" beer.

Great thread today.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Stock up for Lakemoor ... put 2lb bags inside each tire.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I've done the drive 3 times in the past 3 years. No worries each time. Watch your speed and travel during the day. Also a car that is compliant.

Doesn't hurt to travel with your family as cover as well.

I don't think his blow-up sheep will be considered 'family'.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Don't speed or smoke dope in the car, and you will be fine.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I hope no one doxxes you.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

You've never been to Kansas, have you?

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What about detoxing him?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Make sure to catch a ballet while you're there.

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If you are taking I-76 to I-80, do NOT speed along 76. I once got a ticket in Sterling for going 7mph over. I assume they are just looking for any reason to pull over a car with out of state plates.

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I've heard Nebraska cops are particularly shitty.

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Get one of these to carry it in. Can't smell anything.

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Yes, I've heard MANY say that.

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It's not worth the risk but whatever, you're gonna do what you're gonna do. Best way is I-25 to Cheyenne to I-80, longer distance-wise than 70 or 76 but that way you deal with Wyoming as opposed to Nebraska or Kansas. You will definitely get pulled over between the state line and Big Springs on I-76 with Illinois license plates and only one passenger.

buy a few counties in. take county roads back into nebraska/ks.

only if you are paranoid. we see guys driving on 80 all the time who look like they did what you just did.

I've been in Nebraska twice. Been pulled over twice. I would agree.

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