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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Mon Jul 10, 2017 3:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Jessica Simpson's Gigantic Boobs |
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| Author: | IMU [ Mon Jul 10, 2017 3:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jessica Simpson's Gigantic Boobs |
Cows have large udders. |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Mon Jul 10, 2017 3:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jessica Simpson's Gigantic Boobs |
Remember when Jessica Simpson was a thing? Good times. |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Mon Jul 10, 2017 3:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jessica Simpson's Gigantic Boobs |
To find your way back out of those,you might need GPS. 
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Mon Jul 10, 2017 3:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jessica Simpson's Gigantic Boobs |
IMU wrote: Cows have large udders. I wouldn't call her a cow, but age and plastic surgery definitely have not been kind to her.
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| Author: | Bagels [ Mon Jul 10, 2017 3:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jessica Simpson's Gigantic Boobs |
IkeSouth wrote: apparently her breasts have merged with her midsection |
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| Author: | 312player [ Mon Jul 10, 2017 4:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jessica Simpson's Gigantic Boobs |
Still sexy as hell |
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| Author: | Chilli Palmer [ Mon Jul 10, 2017 4:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jessica Simpson's Gigantic Boobs |
Still would |
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| Author: | Godfella [ Mon Jul 10, 2017 5:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jessica Simpson's Gigantic Boobs |
" I have no rooting interest in her work, but..." |
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| Author: | badrogue17 [ Mon Jul 10, 2017 6:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jessica Simpson's Gigantic Boobs |
Even in her brief period of hotness you could see they train wreck coming 50 miles away. She'll be having a Lane Bryant fashion line before too long. |
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| Author: | billypootons [ Mon Jul 10, 2017 6:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jessica Simpson's Gigantic Boobs |
Chilli Palmer wrote: Still would of course, but compared to 10 years ago it isnt quite the same |
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| Author: | GoldenJet [ Mon Jul 10, 2017 6:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jessica Simpson's Gigantic Boobs |
badrogue17 wrote: Even in her brief period of hotness you could see they train wreck coming 50 miles away. She'll be having a Lane Bryant fashion line before too long. Those beautiful fun bags turn 37 today! |
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| Author: | pittmike [ Mon Jul 10, 2017 7:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jessica Simpson's Gigantic Boobs |
Moo. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Mon Jul 10, 2017 7:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jessica Simpson's Gigantic Boobs |
Bagels wrote: IkeSouth wrote: apparently her breasts have merged with her midsection What's that between Jessica's tits? Oh; it's her belly button. |
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| Author: | DannyB [ Mon Jul 10, 2017 7:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jessica Simpson's Gigantic Boobs |
badrogue17 wrote: Even in her brief period of hotness you could see they train wreck coming 50 miles away. She'll be having a Lane Bryant fashion line before too long. She already does and it does a billion dollars a year in business. Supposedly she's worth $250 million and she's the one John Mayer described as sexual napalm. I'd eat the gum from the bottom of her shoe for a piece of that action. |
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| Author: | Heisenberg [ Mon Jul 10, 2017 9:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jessica Simpson's Gigantic Boobs |
Chilli Palmer wrote: Still would Is there a "Masters of the Obvious" thread? She was Daisy Duke. She can sing and dance. She's a friggin' celebrity. Of course you would. Who have you done that is better? There are probably 15,000 women over age 25 in my suburb. JS would be in the 9 hottest among them. Unless you live in the Playboy Mansion, take a look around your neighborhood and tell me you disagree. |
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Mon Jul 10, 2017 9:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jessica Simpson's Gigantic Boobs |
shes not gross yet but you have to admit a LONG cry from what she was 10 years ago  a decade shouldn't be that big of a difference. the elephant in the room is she turned into an elephant. |
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| Author: | Heisenberg [ Mon Jul 10, 2017 9:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jessica Simpson's Gigantic Boobs |
IkeSouth wrote: shes not gross yet but you have to admit a LONG cry from what she was 10 years ago a decade shouldn't be that big of a difference. the elephant in the room is she turned into an elephant. Agreed she has dropped off, although the pic you posted looks very photoshopped. She's had kids and put on weight. My point was, that if she moved into my neighborhood, she'd easily be one of hottest Moms around. And I doubt that even in her present state most of us don't sleep with someone hotter on any given night (especially if we're married). 
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Tue Jul 11, 2017 8:40 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jessica Simpson's Gigantic Boobs |
The homo is strong in this thread. Would hit like Aaron Judge in a home run contest. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Tue Jul 11, 2017 8:44 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jessica Simpson's Gigantic Boobs |
It always gets me how surprised everyone is when women age. It happens. Are you as fit and good looking as you were when you were 20 years old? Oh my God! Jessica Simpson isn't as hot as she was ten years ago before she had kids! |
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| Author: | Kirkwood [ Tue Jul 11, 2017 8:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jessica Simpson's Gigantic Boobs |
The weight gain is fine. Not a fan of the plastic surgery. MANY over-do it. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Tue Jul 11, 2017 8:48 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jessica Simpson's Gigantic Boobs |
Yeah, the plastic surgery stuff is gross. Not sure how all these women get talked into doing it. |
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| Author: | Drunk Squirrel [ Tue Jul 11, 2017 8:51 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jessica Simpson's Gigantic Boobs |
leashyourkids wrote: It always gets me how surprised everyone is when women age. It happens. Are you as fit and good looking as you were when you were 20 years old? Oh my God! Jessica Simpson isn't as hot as she was ten years ago before she had kids! I've aged like a president since becoming a father. Some ic that has to do with the kids but most has to do within 15 years of time. I remember some of the hot actresses getting older when I was a kid and thinking, man, they didn't age well. Now I see those movies and 42 year old squirrel is not in agreement with 22 year old squirrel. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Tue Jul 11, 2017 8:54 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jessica Simpson's Gigantic Boobs |
I would bet there would be an occasionally bad photo of me if people took pictures every time I walked out of the house. I went to Sweet Maple for breakfast on Saturday with bed head. I thought I had the cool, unkempt look going on. My son told me I looked like a crazy, homeless person. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Tue Jul 11, 2017 8:59 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jessica Simpson's Gigantic Boobs |
good dolphin wrote: I would bet there would be an occasionally bad photo of me if people took pictures every time I walked out of the house. I went to Sweet Maple for breakfast on Saturday with bed head. I thought I had the cool, unkempt look going on. My son told me I looked like a crazy, homeless person. Aren't you over 40? Just accept that you (and all of us) are going to be unattractive for the rest of our lives. Based on what I've observed, the sooner you accept it, the easier it is. |
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| Author: | Drunk Squirrel [ Tue Jul 11, 2017 9:13 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jessica Simpson's Gigantic Boobs |
The good thing is your vision gets worse so you can't really see how bad it is. |
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Tue Jul 11, 2017 9:40 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jessica Simpson's Gigantic Boobs |
Ffs age isn't her problem. She's fat. |
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| Author: | GoldenJet [ Tue Jul 11, 2017 10:29 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jessica Simpson's Gigantic Boobs |
http://people.com/music/jessica-simpson ... ool-photo/ |
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| Author: | Chus [ Tue Jul 11, 2017 11:38 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jessica Simpson's Gigantic Boobs |
good dolphin wrote: The homo is strong in this thread. Would hit like Aaron Judge in a home run contest. Six ways to Sunday. 
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| Author: | Drunk Squirrel [ Tue Jul 11, 2017 12:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jessica Simpson's Gigantic Boobs |
Chus wrote: good dolphin wrote: The homo is strong in this thread. Would hit like Aaron Judge in a home run contest. Six ways to Sunday. Yep. |
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