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Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Wed Jul 12, 2017 2:54 pm ]
Post subject:  Sport Clips MVP haircut
Finally tried this after hearing approx three million ads for it. I had a bit of an issue though. I was expecting a standard shampoo and haircut but then she really started massaging my scalp and between that and the vibrating chair, I had to really go thru the Cubs starting lineup and pitching staff to keep things in check. I couldn't really relax as much as I would have liked to. :lol:

I guess I'm wondering if common courtesy dictates that you avoid going to full attention or should you just let it fly and if she notices let her consider it a compliment on her scalp massage technique.
Author:  Franky T [ Wed Jul 12, 2017 2:56 pm ]
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Just put the hot towel on your crotch.
Author:  Jbi11s [ Wed Jul 12, 2017 2:56 pm ]
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Author:  Bagels [ Wed Jul 12, 2017 2:57 pm ]
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if you ask for the MVP+ you get a happy ending included
Author:  Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Wed Jul 12, 2017 3:08 pm ]
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For $5 more they'll take you out by the dumpster and beat the shit out of you.
Author:  IMU [ Wed Jul 12, 2017 3:12 pm ]
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
Finally tried this after hearing approx three million ads for it. I had a bit of an issue though. I was expecting a standard shampoo and haircut but then she really started massaging my scalp and between that and the vibrating chair, I had to really go thru the Cubs starting lineup and pitching staff to keep things in check. I couldn't really relax as much as I would have liked to. :lol:

I guess I'm wondering if common courtesy dictates that you avoid going to full attention or should you just let it fly and if she notices let her consider it a compliment on her scalp massage technique.

...how's your love life, Hank? Are you getting enough attention in the bedroom?
Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Wed Jul 12, 2017 3:26 pm ]
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IMU wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
Finally tried this after hearing approx three million ads for it. I had a bit of an issue though. I was expecting a standard shampoo and haircut but then she really started massaging my scalp and between that and the vibrating chair, I had to really go thru the Cubs starting lineup and pitching staff to keep things in check. I couldn't really relax as much as I would have liked to. :lol:

I guess I'm wondering if common courtesy dictates that you avoid going to full attention or should you just let it fly and if she notices let her consider it a compliment on her scalp massage technique.

...how's your love life, Hank? Are you getting enough attention in the bedroom?


I'm married. :lol: :lol:
Author:  Brick [ Wed Jul 12, 2017 3:27 pm ]
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I did not enjoy the one time I did it and was very happy when it was done.
Author:  Bagels [ Wed Jul 12, 2017 3:28 pm ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
was very happy when it was done.


:wink:
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Wed Jul 12, 2017 3:32 pm ]
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Tell her "They'd have to glue mine to my forehead"
Author:  jimmypasta [ Wed Jul 12, 2017 7:26 pm ]
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So you guys have hair,huh?

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Author:  Chus [ Wed Jul 12, 2017 7:31 pm ]
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
Finally tried this after hearing approx three million ads for it. I had a bit of an issue though. I was expecting a standard shampoo and haircut but then she really started massaging my scalp and between that and the vibrating chair, I had to really go thru the Cubs starting lineup and pitching staff to keep things in check. I couldn't really relax as much as I would have liked to. :lol:

I guess I'm wondering if common courtesy dictates that you avoid going to full attention or should you just let it fly and if she notices let her consider it a compliment on her scalp massage technique.


Did it move?

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Author:  Don Tiny [ Wed Jul 12, 2017 7:33 pm ]
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One of the few occasional pleasures I allow myself that doesn't include some level of schadenfreude.
Author:  Chus [ Wed Jul 12, 2017 8:45 pm ]
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
Finally tried this after hearing approx three million ads for it. I had a bit of an issue though. I was expecting a standard shampoo and haircut but then she really started massaging my scalp and between that and the vibrating chair, I had to really go thru the Cubs starting lineup and pitching staff to keep things in check. I couldn't really relax as much as I would have liked to. :lol:




Jane: I've heard police work is dangerous.

Frank: Yes, that's why I carry a big gun.

Jane: Aren't you afraid of it going off accidentally?

Frank: I used to have that problem.

Jane: What did you do about it?

Frank: I just think about baseball.
Author:  hnd [ Thu Jul 13, 2017 8:50 am ]
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i finally went for that whole rigamarole after a coworker continually handed me some free coupon for it. which seems retarded in and of itself. i or my wife have cut my own hair for like 17 years. i wasn't expecting all that it entailed and my "stylist" was really skeezy and like over the top flirty.

overall i guess i can see the appeal for female touch starved males. my wife will cut my hair in her underwear if i time it right.
Author:  T-Bone [ Thu Jul 13, 2017 8:54 am ]
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They opened a Sport Clips in my town 5-6 years ago and I went for a haircut not knowing about the MVP treatment thing.
I had a young man cut my hair and the hair washing and the massage were very awkward. I never went back again.
Author:  Douchebag [ Thu Jul 13, 2017 8:58 am ]
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T-Bone wrote:
They opened a Sport Clips in my town 5-6 years ago and I went for a haircut not knowing about the MVP treatment thing.
I had a young man cut my hair and the hair washing and the massage were very awkward. I never went back again.

:lol: :lol:
Author:  Drunk Squirrel [ Thu Jul 13, 2017 9:00 am ]
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I'm bald.. I haven't paid for a haircut more than twice since I turned 21. Lost a bet once and had to shave my head and I haven't looked back.

T-Bone :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  leashyourkids [ Thu Jul 13, 2017 9:01 am ]
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Humble brag for having hair.
Author:  Caller Bob [ Thu Jul 13, 2017 9:33 am ]
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I once got a hand job at Lady Jane's.
Author:  FavreFan [ Thu Jul 13, 2017 9:40 am ]
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jimmypasta wrote:
So you guys have hair,huh?

Image

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Author:  Bagels [ Thu Jul 13, 2017 9:45 am ]
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Caller Bob wrote:
I once got a hand job at Lady Jane's.


wicked awesome
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Jul 13, 2017 9:47 am ]
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Also wicked untrue.
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