Yesterday the Red Line arrives at the Lake St. stop at approximately 9:10 AM. beni is a little late, but spryly departs the train and heads for the Northerly facing exit. It is dark, but the damned escalator is functioning, so still a chance at a good day. A woman in a red lower thigh mini skirt begins her ascent up the stairs while I jostle with the lemmings for a spot on the left side of the escalator for a quick exit. beni asks himself "Why did you see this feminine form in the immediate gloom of the dark stairwell?" Because some dude behind her turned on his phone light. Is he some good samaritan lighting the way for his fellow commuters? Nope, he is actively filming up the young ladies skirt. This kind of really pissed beni off. It was not something that should be let to continue, but how does one stop the behavior? Nobody else recognized what this dude was doing. The escalator group was moving faster than douchebag and beni confirmed exactly what he was attempting to do. Maybe ten seconds before exiting to the CTA landing pad area...

WHAT DO YOU DO CFMB?

Move

beni defers, so you do have to.

See, this is where QCP would shine...too bad he's in Moline.

The guy on the escalator wouldn't want any of that.

It's her fault for wearing a skirt and walking up stairs.

you can't catch a whammy if you pass your spins

Did she have a whooty?

Discreetly film him filming her and then take it to the police.

Loudly point out what he's doing as to draw the woman's attention, thereby passing the responsibility onto her to respond however she wishes.

See, this is where QCP would shine...too bad he's in Moline.