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Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Fri Jul 28, 2017 7:18 pm ]
Post subject:  Pizza place dispute
Ordered our Friday night pizza for us and the kids. I go to pick it up and there is one lady waiting with her young daughter. I pay and they tell me it's a couple minutes more before it's ready. A couple minutes later they come back to the window and ask if I had the XL and the small cheese. I say yep and grab it and walk to my car. As I'm loading it up I see they have a whole bunch of different toppings written on the box. I turn around and walk right back in and up to the counter. Probably a total of 90 seconds has passed. As I'm explaining to the girl at the counter, the lady waiting flies out of her seat and flips out. "I demand my money back!! I want to see the manager immediately!!! My pizza left the doors of this establishment and I will NOT eat that!!!" Then the Caller Bob has the audacity to say "no offense" to me. I fire back, "offense taken. What do you think I did in 90seconds??"

The manager came over before she could get started again and immediately gave her the money back and she stormed out muttering under her breath. The manager rolls her eyes and laughs and says to me "you want this pizza on the house?"

TL/DR: some bitch was rude to the pizza people and I got a free pizza :lol: :lol:
Author:  leashyourkids [ Fri Jul 28, 2017 7:19 pm ]
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Move. Seriously.
Author:  Caller Bob [ Fri Jul 28, 2017 7:32 pm ]
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I wouldn't want that pizza anyways. And next time pay fucking attention and stop taking other peoples orders.
Author:  leashyourkids [ Fri Jul 28, 2017 7:36 pm ]
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Caller Bob wrote:
I wouldn't want that pizza anyways. And next time pay fucking attention and stop taking other peoples orders.


I have to admit - I see where the woman is coming from. 90 seconds is 90 seconds.
Author:  badrogue17 [ Fri Jul 28, 2017 7:39 pm ]
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I love ya Hank but that's not exactly a JORR story .
Author:  Caller Bob [ Fri Jul 28, 2017 7:40 pm ]
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Seriously, count to 90 seconds....1 one thousand....2 one thousand..all the way to 90 one thousand..and imagine Hank with your fucking pizza during that time.
Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Fri Jul 28, 2017 7:40 pm ]
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

It's not like I was wearing dirty clothes and looked like a hobo.
Author:  leashyourkids [ Fri Jul 28, 2017 7:42 pm ]
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Come clean, Hank. How much mayo and ball sweat was on that thing when you returned it?
Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Fri Jul 28, 2017 7:42 pm ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
Come clean, Hank. How much mayo and ball sweat was on that thing when you returned it?


Wasn't mayo dude.
Author:  Hockey Gay [ Fri Jul 28, 2017 7:43 pm ]
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This is yet another example of why men and women are not equals. Women are oversized children. No man does shit like this.

I get her point but only a woman throws a temper tantrum over it.
Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Fri Jul 28, 2017 7:44 pm ]
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I don't even see her point. It didn't go to my house. It was like if a delivery driver grabbed the wrong pizza and went back and switched them.
Author:  leashyourkids [ Fri Jul 28, 2017 7:48 pm ]
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
I don't even see her point. It didn't go to my house. It was like if a delivery driver grabbed the wrong pizza and went back and switched them.


Dude, Im not from Indiana, but come on... if I'm paying 3.99 for that large pizza after a long day working the gate at the local carnival, I want it straight out of the bonfire.
Author:  Hockey Gay [ Fri Jul 28, 2017 7:49 pm ]
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It left the establishment, of course she has a point. If it was me I'd ask for them to make me another pizza if I had time or give me my money back without making a big deal over it. I'm a man though. I understand people make mistakes and as long as you aren't fucking me over I'm understanding. You know, like a man.
Author:  Caller Bob [ Fri Jul 28, 2017 7:50 pm ]
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If you would have checked your order, this entire thing could have been avoided. For the pizza place, the lady and you. It's really your fault.
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Fri Jul 28, 2017 7:50 pm ]
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Image
Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Fri Jul 28, 2017 7:55 pm ]
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You guys are crazy. I would have laughed it off and grabbed my pizza and left.
Author:  badrogue17 [ Fri Jul 28, 2017 7:56 pm ]
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This thread is turning into a McNuggetesque loss for Hank.
Author:  formerlyknownas [ Fri Jul 28, 2017 7:57 pm ]
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Caller Bob wrote:
Seriously, count to 90 seconds....1 one thousand....2 one thousand..all the way to 90 one thousand..and imagine Hank with your fucking pizza during that time.

:lol:
Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Fri Jul 28, 2017 7:57 pm ]
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badrogue17 wrote:
This thread is turning into a McNuggetesque loss for Hank.


I got a whole extra pizza for free. I came home and and cracked a beer and am pigging out on free pizza. I'm the winner here.
Author:  badrogue17 [ Fri Jul 28, 2017 8:01 pm ]
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
badrogue17 wrote:
This thread is turning into a McNuggetesque loss for Hank.


I got a whole extra pizza for free. I came home and and cracked a beer and am pigging out on free pizza. I'm the winner here.

To the derision of your peers. What price victory ?
Author:  leashyourkids [ Fri Jul 28, 2017 8:02 pm ]
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
badrogue17 wrote:
This thread is turning into a McNuggetesque loss for Hank.


I got a whole extra pizza for free. I came home and and cracked a beer and am pigging out on free pizza. I'm the winner here.


Sure you did, buddy. Nothing to be ashamed of here.
Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Fri Jul 28, 2017 8:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Pizza place dispute
badrogue17 wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
badrogue17 wrote:
This thread is turning into a McNuggetesque loss for Hank.


I got a whole extra pizza for free. I came home and and cracked a beer and am pigging out on free pizza. I'm the winner here.

To the derision of your peers. What price victory ?

FREE. PIZZA.
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Fri Jul 28, 2017 8:11 pm ]
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
You guys are crazy. I would have laughed it off and grabbed my pizza and left.

If her reaction was as quick and as loud as you say, she likely was looking for something to argue about.

You found the Soccer Mom BRick of NWI.
Author:  FavreFan [ Fri Jul 28, 2017 8:12 pm ]
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
You guys are crazy. I would have laughed it off and grabbed my pizza and left.

Yeah, that's really the only non-insane reaction one can have.
Author:  Curious Hair [ Fri Jul 28, 2017 8:12 pm ]
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Well, it was better than Leery's pizza story, I'll say that.
Author:  leashyourkids [ Fri Jul 28, 2017 8:18 pm ]
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FavreFan wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
You guys are crazy. I would have laughed it off and grabbed my pizza and left.

Yeah, that's really the only non-insane reaction one can have.


It's great to have you as my moral compass again.
Author:  Telegram Sam [ Fri Jul 28, 2017 8:19 pm ]
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badrogue17 wrote:
I love ya Hank but that's not exactly a JORR story .

Image
Author:  Nas [ Fri Jul 28, 2017 8:20 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Pizza place dispute
Hank Scorpio wrote:
Ordered our Friday night pizza for us and the kids. I go to pick it up and there is one lady waiting with her young daughter. I pay and they tell me it's a couple minutes more before it's ready. A couple minutes later they come back to the window and ask if I had the XL and the small cheese. I say yep and grab it and walk to my car. As I'm loading it up I see they have a whole bunch of different toppings written on the box. I turn around and walk right back in and up to the counter. Probably a total of 90 seconds has passed. As I'm explaining to the girl at the counter, the lady waiting flies out of her seat and flips out. "I demand my money back!! I want to see the manager immediately!!! My pizza left the doors of this establishment and I will NOT eat that!!!" Then the Caller Bob has the audacity to say "no offense" to me. I fire back, "offense taken. What do you think I did in 90seconds??"

The manager came over before she could get started again and immediately gave her the money back and she stormed out muttering under her breath. The manager rolls her eyes and laughs and says to me "you want this pizza on the house?"

TL/DR: some bitch was rude to the pizza people and I got a free pizza :lol: :lol:



So you are complaining about getting free pizza? This is a ghetto blessing where I'm from.
Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Fri Jul 28, 2017 8:31 pm ]
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You should have told her the pizza was fine, but you teabagged the boxes.
Author:  Jbi11s [ Fri Jul 28, 2017 8:36 pm ]
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Great story.
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