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What would make being selected more impressive is that if it happened before you turned 25. Sad!

If this is real call and say you'll be out of town. My dad worked out if countrt for years and had to do it a half dozen times. It's hard for me to believe you haven't been called. I think I was called 4 times before turning 25. Two of those times I was out of state so i called and that was that. Federal might be a different story.

I've been called 5 times out here in boonies but there is never a trial so I just call and get told not to bother on that day. Advantage/disadvantage of small county living.

I think you should go. It might be the first hung jury ever for a traffic ticket.

If it's a car crash injury case, make disparaging comments about chiropractors

leashyourkids wrote:

I think you should go. It might be the first hung jury ever for a traffic ticket.

Does this qualify as message board facetious?

long time guy wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

I think you should go. It might be the first hung jury ever for a traffic ticket.

Does this qualify as message board facetious?

Revisionist history.

As much as I hate the concept of jury duty, I wouldn't mind sitting on it because I'm the asshole who believes in Jury Nullification.

If the law is bullshit, then I'm voting not-guilty, even if the guy clearly did it as it is my duty to nullify bullshit laws (such as our drug laws)

Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:

I don't know if you believe in jury nullification, but it is obvious you believe your endless stream of know it all bullshit.

Why do you hate the concept of jury duty? Who do you suppose should be on a jury?

Author:	long time guy [ Sat Jul 29, 2017 6:31 am ]
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Is that shit mandatory? Got something in the mail saying that I'm an alternate for jury duty. Notice says that I wouldn't know if I was actually selected until the day before trial. Problem is that I was planning to leave town the day of the trial. What is the penalty for failing to serve jury duty? First time I have ever been selected for this Bullshit.

Author:	veganfan21 [ Sat Jul 29, 2017 6:36 am ]
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What would make being selected more impressive is that if it happened before you turned 25. Sad!

Author:	long time guy [ Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:30 am ]
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veganfan21 wrote: What would make being selected more impressive is that if it happened before you turned 25. Sad! GarPax won their first championship before the age of 25 and so did Fred Hoiberg.

Author:	Franky T [ Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:38 am ]
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Usually you can reschedule if you have plans to travel.

Author:	Drunk Squirrel [ Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:38 am ]
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If this is real call and say you'll be out of town. My dad worked out if countrt for years and had to do it a half dozen times. It's hard for me to believe you haven't been called. I think I was called 4 times before turning 25. Two of those times I was out of state so i called and that was that. Federal might be a different story. I've been called 5 times out here in boonies but there is never a trial so I just call and get told not to bother on that day. Advantage/disadvantage of small county living.

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Author:	long time guy [ Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:19 am ]
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Drunk Squirrel wrote: If this is real call and say you'll be out of town. My dad worked out if countrt for years and had to do it a half dozen times. It's hard for me to believe you haven't been called. I think I was called 4 times before turning 25. Two of those times I was out of state so i called and that was that. Federal might be a different story. I've been called 5 times out here in boonies but there is never a trial so I just call and get told not to bother on that day. Advantage/disadvantage of small county living. Thanks. I will be calling them on monday

Author:	Godfella [ Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:30 am ]
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Been called several times over the years. Most of them never happened because of the night before call in to confirm no cases before the docket. Thus all jurors were excused. However, a few times I filled out the form stating I had previous travel/vacation obligations with paid deposits, etc. Other written excuses included caring for an elderly relative, work schedule that involved overnights and it was difficult to stay awake during the day, busy time at work, etc. Not every "excuse" works but if you really want to get out of it you will get creative. It worked a couple of times. Two times that I actually had to show up and go through the jury pool - I got out of it both times. One, I went to high school with the defendant and knew him and all of his brothers. The last one and best of all that works every time is the "I'm sorry, sir... can you please repeat the question? I am having difficulty hearing you." You have to rephrase this question several times and turn your head as to point the "good ear" at the judge or attorney questioning you. If questioned about your hearing, you just reply; "Friends and family were getting concerned and said that I should get it checked... I guess they are correct, your Honor. I apologize to the court." You need to go all out Joe Paterno and 99 times out of a hundred you are excused. There are so many retired people around here who are active, sharp and attentive. They are always looking for something to do and this is perfect. They can serve on the jury and I'll take my turn when my retirement calls.

Author:	W_Z [ Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:36 am ]
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AND IT WILL REMAIN THAT WAY.

Author:	leashyourkids [ Sat Jul 29, 2017 9:22 am ]
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I think you should go. It might be the first hung jury ever for a traffic ticket.

Author:	newper [ Sat Jul 29, 2017 9:38 am ]
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Only had to serve once. A guy was suing a lady for a car accident, saying he had hurt his back and I forget what he was suing for but multiple hundreds of thousands. He goes to testify and makes this big ordeal of sitting down in the witness stand, lots of groaning and grunting. Lawyers question him, then he is dismissed back to the plantiff's table. Sits down there fresh as a daisy. Took the whole day.

Author:	McDude [ Sat Jul 29, 2017 9:54 am ]
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Throw it out.

Author:	Ogie Oglethorpe [ Sat Jul 29, 2017 10:22 am ]
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As much as I hate the concept of jury duty, I wouldn't mind sitting on it because I'm the asshole who believes in Jury Nullification. If the law is bullshit, then I'm voting not-guilty, even if the guy clearly did it as it is my duty to nullify bullshit laws (such as our drug laws)

Author:	RFDC [ Sat Jul 29, 2017 11:50 am ]
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leashyourkids wrote: I think you should go. It might be the first hung jury ever for a traffic ticket.

Author:	Don Tiny [ Sat Jul 29, 2017 11:56 am ]
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leashyourkids wrote: I think you should go. It might be the first hung jury ever for a traffic ticket. Didn't realize you knew ltg that intimately. Called once, served once. Other than the nicotine fits, I actually 'enjoyed' it, as much as one can enjoy such a thing. In around 8am, didn't get home until about 9pm. Went home, fired up 12 Angry Men, and smoked about an entire pack.

Author:	Regular Reader [ Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:01 pm ]
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If it's a car crash injury case, make disparaging comments about chiropractors and "thermal" treatment. Of course the next time I got called I made expressly angry remarks about med malpractice and I still got stuck for a week. After we handed down a really fat (but honest) damage award, insurance defense lawyers probably took notice. Plus if you just can't be there, you'll just get a followup jury summons. But it may be in Rolling Meadows or Skokie...or Bridgeview

Author:	Curious Hair [ Sun Jul 30, 2017 12:01 am ]
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Yeah, but the random selection is kind of the crux of the biscuit in trying to assemble a fair jury. You can't just narrow the pool down to a self-selecting group of "law enthusiasts" who repeatedly volunteer to serve on juries or you're very well turning over a big part of the judicial system to the wrong hands. Just ask yourself: how do you think volunteer-only juries would play out in the Deep South? Probably the same way jury nullification did. Jury duty and draft registration is a screaming false equivalency.

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Author:	Curious Hair [ Sat Jul 29, 2017 12:26 pm ]
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When they ask you if you have any prejudices that would make you unfit to serve on the jury, say "no, I love kikes."

Author:	Don Tiny [ Sat Jul 29, 2017 12:34 pm ]
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CH's avatar ....

Author:	long time guy [ Sat Jul 29, 2017 3:14 pm ]
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leashyourkids wrote: I think you should go. It might be the first hung jury ever for a traffic ticket. Does this qualify as message board facetious?

Author:	Walt Williams Neck [ Sat Jul 29, 2017 4:14 pm ]
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The penalty watch 48 hours of Taj Gibson highlights

Author:	Curious Hair [ Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:58 pm ]
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Regular Reader wrote: If it's a car crash injury case, make disparaging comments about chiropractors long time guy cannot be on this jury AND IT WILL REMAIN THAT WAY.

Author:	leashyourkids [ Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:00 pm ]
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long time guy wrote: leashyourkids wrote: I think you should go. It might be the first hung jury ever for a traffic ticket. Does this qualify as message board facetious? Revisionist history.

Author:	Hockey Gay [ Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:04 pm ]
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I no showed when selected and didn't have any problems.

Author:	long time guy [ Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:05 pm ]
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leashyourkids wrote: long time guy wrote: leashyourkids wrote: I think you should go. It might be the first hung jury ever for a traffic ticket. Does this qualify as message board facetious? Revisionist history. Bigfan thread vibe.

Author:	One Post [ Sat Jul 29, 2017 9:07 pm ]
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Ogie Oglethorpe wrote: As much as I hate the concept of jury duty, I wouldn't mind sitting on it because I'm the asshole who believes in Jury Nullification. If the law is bullshit, then I'm voting not-guilty, even if the guy clearly did it as it is my duty to nullify bullshit laws (such as our drug laws) I don't know if you believe in jury nullification, but it is obvious you believe your endless stream of know it all bullshit.

Author:	Curious Hair [ Sat Jul 29, 2017 10:34 pm ]
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Why do you hate the concept of jury duty? Who do you suppose should be on a jury?

Author:	Nas [ Sat Jul 29, 2017 10:53 pm ]
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Ignore it

Author:	Drunk Squirrel [ Sat Jul 29, 2017 11:24 pm ]
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I've only made it to the box once and it was some assault at a movie theatre. Along with the typical do you know defendant or alleged victim or any of the lawyers I was asked of I had seen Rob Roy. Answered no to all questions and was thanked for my service and dismissed. It was first time I was ever called and I assume I was either dismissed because I was fidgety or because I was 21. Heck, I might have been 20 as when I turned 21my new liscence was in Lake County instead of Kane.