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Author:  IMU [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 12:44 pm ]
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I have a friend that got his kidney removed, and now his urinary system operates at 50% capacity. He probably has to get up three times during the night to pee. How long do I have to wait before it's cool to bust his balls on this?
Author:  Brick [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 12:45 pm ]
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IMU wrote:
I have a friend that got his kidney removed, and now his urinary system operates at 50% capacity. He probably has to get up three times during the night to pee. How long do I have to wait before it's cool to bust his balls on this?

The next morning over breakfast is fine.
Author:  denisdman [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 12:46 pm ]
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You bring over a keg of beer the night he gets back from the hospital. See how many beers it takes before he pisses himself.
Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 12:47 pm ]
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Electric Boogaloo.
Author:  IMU [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 12:48 pm ]
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Terry's Peeps wrote:
Electric Boogaloo.

I'm not witty enough for that thread title. Whoops.
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 12:55 pm ]
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Friends, please sign the back of your driver's license. It may not save me, well, it did save me, but it may save you, or you may save somebody else. Something offspeed that is down to Moncada, 1-0 the count. So when you get a new kidney, you can't see it, but its there. And if its working, then its doing its job. And you'll know it, believe me. And you should sign those licenses like my good friend Jesse White encourages all of us to do. Swing and a foul up and over Darrin's head. We are in the fourth, White Sox trail the Royals one to nothing. Darrin, do you think Yordano signed the back of his Dominican license? No? Me either. Moncada awaiting the one one offering, and here it is...
Author:  Ed_from_Lisle [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 12:56 pm ]
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IMU wrote:
I have a friend that got his kidney removed, and now his urinary system operates at 50% capacity. He probably has to get up three times during the night to pee. How long do I have to wait before it's cool to bust his balls on this?


How do you NOT make the "bust his stones" joke?
Author:  IMU [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 1:03 pm ]
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Ed_from_Lisle wrote:
IMU wrote:
I have a friend that got his kidney removed, and now his urinary system operates at 50% capacity. He probably has to get up three times during the night to pee. How long do I have to wait before it's cool to bust his balls on this?


How do you NOT make the "bust his stones" joke?

I had to respect the source material.
Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 1:06 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Friends, please sign the back of your driver's license. It may not save me, well, it did save me, but it may save you, or you may save somebody else. Something offspeed that is down to Moncada, 1-0 the count. So when you get a new kidney, you can't see it, but its there. And if its working, then its doing its job. And you'll know it, believe me. And you should sign those licenses like my good friend Jesse White encourages all of us to do. Swing and a foul up and over Darrin's head. We are in the fourth, White Sox trail the Royals one to nothing. Darrin, do you think Yordano signed the back of his Dominican license? No? Me either. Moncada awaiting the one one offering, and here it is...

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 1:19 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Friends, please sign the back of your driver's license. It may not save me, well, it did save me, but it may save you, or you may save somebody else. Something offspeed that is down to Moncada, 1-0 the count. So when you get a new kidney, you can't see it, but its there. And if its working, then its doing its job. And you'll know it, believe me. And you should sign those licenses like my good friend Jesse White encourages all of us to do. Swing and a foul up and over Darrin's head. We are in the fourth, White Sox trail the Royals one to nothing. Darrin, do you think Yordano signed the back of his Dominican license? No? Me either. Moncada awaiting the one one offering, and here it is...


:lol:

Brilliant.
Author:  Curious Hair [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 1:46 pm ]
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Man, I miss incidentally catching Ed Farmer play-by-play so much.
Author:  Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 1:58 pm ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
IMU wrote:
I have a friend that got his kidney removed, and now his urinary system operates at 50% capacity. He probably has to get up three times during the night to pee. How long do I have to wait before it's cool to bust his balls on this?

The next morning over breakfast is fine.


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Author:  Furious Styles [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 2:51 pm ]
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IMU wrote:
I have a friend that got his kidney removed, and now his urinary system operates at 50% capacity. He probably has to get up three times during the night to pee. How long do I have to wait before it's cool to bust his balls on this?

What's your blood type?
Author:  good dolphin [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 4:23 pm ]
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I wouldn't piss the guy off after such trauma.

You have a steak in kidney's of your friends being healthy.
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