Add an "a" on the end of the street and replace the statue with this

Wasn't he a hobbit?

Walt Disney

Hated Jews.

Look closely, I see serial numbers on those "Magic Bands"

There's a Confederate statue in a South Side cemetery and at least one pastor has an interesting take on it.

The Rev. James Dukes, of Liberation Christian Center, a South Side church, said that juxtaposition is a "healthy example" of how people should recognize "a past that is long passed."

"We can't erase the Civil War. We can't erase the fact that there was a Confederacy and a Union," he said. "But at the same time, those type of monuments acknowledge the fact that Harold Washington could become the mayor of Chicago because of the victory that took place over the Confederacy."

"I don't see it as a contradiction or a disrespect," Dukes said.

Instead, the monument should serve as a reflection of what black Americans went through during the Civil War and the Jim Crow era, he said.

However, a local history professor says:

"White men — North and South — were united by their support of segregation. They abandoned the whole issue of racial equality as one of the key things that was supposed to come out of the war," she said. "In that sense, this monument is troubling."

His daughter certainly is breathtaking.

Is Burke really that desperate for attention?