RFDC wrote:
She clearly did not know who she was dealing with
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Sun Aug 20, 2017 4:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Apparently, I'm an oppressor... |
So I was at the gas station a few minutes ago, and I had the following interaction (I was buying 2 drinks...) Large Black Lady: Can I cut in front of you? Me: Excuese me? Her: CAN I CUT IN FRONT OF YOU? Me: No Her: You really should let me because your people oppressed my people. Me: Excuse me? Her: You heard me. Your people oppressed my people for years, so you should let me Me: What the fuck... Cashier: I can take the next person Me: I'm outta here... |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sun Aug 20, 2017 4:36 pm ] |
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Were you on Candid Camera? |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Sun Aug 20, 2017 4:37 pm ] |
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She clearly did not know who she was dealing with |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Sun Aug 20, 2017 4:37 pm ] |
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Were you on Candid Camera? No...but probably the Thornton's security camera... |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Sun Aug 20, 2017 4:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Apparently, I'm an oppressor... |
RFDC wrote: She clearly did not know who she was dealing with
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| Author: | Urlacher's missing neck [ Sun Aug 20, 2017 4:39 pm ] |
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Should have recommended she oppress her appetite. |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Sun Aug 20, 2017 4:40 pm ] |
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r/thathappened |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Sun Aug 20, 2017 4:41 pm ] |
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In related news, Jason Goff said he was gonna dress up as a large black lady this weekend. |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Sun Aug 20, 2017 4:43 pm ] |
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Beardown wrote: In related news, Jason Goff said he was gonna dress up as a large black lady this weekend. Yeah, but Jason Goff doesn't go this far north, either. |
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| Author: | Drake LaRrieta [ Sun Aug 20, 2017 4:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Apparently, I'm an oppressor... |
Did she tell you that you have white privilege? |
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| Author: | HawaiiYou [ Sun Aug 20, 2017 4:57 pm ] |
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sjboyd0137 wrote: So I was at the gas station a few minutes ago, and I had the following interaction (I was buying 2 drinks...) Large Black Lady: Can I cut in front of you? Me: Excuese me? Her: CAN I CUT IN FRONT OF YOU? Me: No Her: You really should let me because your people oppressed my people. Me: Excuse me? Her: You heard me. Your people oppressed my people for years, so you should let me Me: What the fuck... Cashier: I can take the next person Me: I'm outta here... I don't know if you're Irish but if you are you should have yelled back MY PEOPLE WERE OPPRESSED TOO! I had a similar experience in SF some years ago but not racial. Grocery line was like 5 ppl deep. This tootsie bitch cut in line since she had one item. Nobody said anything because they're all liberal pussy's afraid to hurt others feelings. Anyway I told her why are you cutting in line. She's like I have one item. I said well you should ask right? She got back into the line due to the public shaming. If she had asked to cut in front I would have been fine with it. Typical rude bay area MF. |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Sun Aug 20, 2017 4:58 pm ] |
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HEY CHIEF, THE IRISH WERE SLAVES, TOO, CHIEF, FACKIN' BROONS |
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| Author: | Caller Bob [ Sun Aug 20, 2017 5:15 pm ] |
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So you left the gas station without buying your drinks? |
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| Author: | HawaiiYou [ Sun Aug 20, 2017 5:18 pm ] |
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Caller Bob wrote: So you left the gas station without buying your drinks? i never buy shit at a gas station but gas. i don't have a car right now but that's besides the point. drinks, gum, food, anything is all shit there. some stations sell sushi. if you want 100 percent food poisoning that's the way to go. |
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| Author: | Caller Bob [ Sun Aug 20, 2017 5:20 pm ] |
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HawaiiYou wrote: Caller Bob wrote: So you left the gas station without buying your drinks? i never buy shit at a gas station but gas. i don't have a car right now but that's besides the point. You are a treasure! Don't ever change! |
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| Author: | Killer V [ Sun Aug 20, 2017 5:25 pm ] |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sun Aug 20, 2017 5:39 pm ] |
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HawaiiYou wrote: Caller Bob wrote: So you left the gas station without buying your drinks? i never buy shit at a gas station but gas. i don't have a car right now but that's besides the point. drinks, gum, food, anything is all shit there. some stations sell sushi. if you want 100 percent food poisoning that's the way to go. Circle K is great. You can get 5 gallons of soda for $0.89. |
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| Author: | newper [ Sun Aug 20, 2017 5:41 pm ] |
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: HawaiiYou wrote: Caller Bob wrote: So you left the gas station without buying your drinks? i never buy shit at a gas station but gas. i don't have a car right now but that's besides the point. drinks, gum, food, anything is all shit there. some stations sell sushi. if you want 100 percent food poisoning that's the way to go. Circle K is great. You can get 5 gallons of soda for $0.89. $13.41 in Cook County. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sun Aug 20, 2017 5:43 pm ] |
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newper wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: HawaiiYou wrote: Caller Bob wrote: So you left the gas station without buying your drinks? i never buy shit at a gas station but gas. i don't have a car right now but that's besides the point. drinks, gum, food, anything is all shit there. some stations sell sushi. if you want 100 percent food poisoning that's the way to go. Circle K is great. You can get 5 gallons of soda for $0.89. $13.41 in Cook County. Move. |
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| Author: | tommy [ Sun Aug 20, 2017 5:43 pm ] |
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: newper wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: HawaiiYou wrote: Caller Bob wrote: So you left the gas station without buying your drinks? i never buy shit at a gas station but gas. i don't have a car right now but that's besides the point. drinks, gum, food, anything is all shit there. some stations sell sushi. if you want 100 percent food poisoning that's the way to go. Circle K is great. You can get 5 gallons of soda for $0.89. $13.41 in Cook County. Move. plus, we call it "pop" you psycho |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sun Aug 20, 2017 5:44 pm ] |
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tommy wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: newper wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: HawaiiYou wrote: Caller Bob wrote: So you left the gas station without buying your drinks? i never buy shit at a gas station but gas. i don't have a car right now but that's besides the point. drinks, gum, food, anything is all shit there. some stations sell sushi. if you want 100 percent food poisoning that's the way to go. Circle K is great. You can get 5 gallons of soda for $0.89. $13.41 in Cook County. Move. plus, we call it "pop" you psycho I can never remember. Same with bag or sack. |
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| Author: | Urlacher's missing neck [ Sun Aug 20, 2017 5:53 pm ] |
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Is that the appropriate time to tell someone to whistle Dixie? |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Sun Aug 20, 2017 5:54 pm ] |
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sjboyd0137 wrote: So I was at the gas station a few minutes ago, and I had the following interaction (I was buying 2 drinks...) Large Black Lady: Can I cut in front of you? Me: Excuese me? Her: CAN I CUT IN FRONT OF YOU? Me: No Her: You really should let me because your people oppressed my people. Me: Excuse me? Her: You heard me. Your people oppressed my people for years, so you should let me Me: What the fuck... Cashier: I can take the next person Me: I'm outta here... https://youtu.be/WngpAHJNDhQ |
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| Author: | Apologist [ Sun Aug 20, 2017 5:57 pm ] |
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sjboyd0137 wrote: So I was at the gas station a few minutes ago, and I had the following interaction (I was buying 2 drinks...) Large Black Lady: Can I cut in front of you? Me: Excuese me? Her: CAN I CUT IN FRONT OF YOU? Me: No Her: You really should let me because your people oppressed my people. Me: Excuse me? Her: You heard me. Your people oppressed my people for years, so you should let me Me: What the fuck... Cashier: I can take the next person Me: I'm outta here... See, you can't pull this off, but at a certain point in the conversation I would just pretend I didn't understand English and stare at her until she blinked. |
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| Author: | tommy [ Sun Aug 20, 2017 5:57 pm ] |
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Same with bag or sack. there's a new book about some of this (well,I think it will focus on some of this in addition to pronunciation), but I ain't read it yet--should be good |
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| Author: | FrankDrebin [ Sun Aug 20, 2017 6:11 pm ] |
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sjboyd0137 wrote: So I was at the gas station a few minutes ago, and I had the following interaction (I was buying 2 drinks...) Large Black Lady: Can I cut in front of you? Me: Excuese me? Her: CAN I CUT IN FRONT OF YOU? Me: No Her: You really should let me because your people oppressed my people. Me: Excuse me? Her: You heard me. Your people oppressed my people for years, so you should let me Me: What the fuck... Cashier: I can take the next person Me: I'm outta here... Boyd  Large black lady 
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Sun Aug 20, 2017 7:09 pm ] |
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Caller Bob wrote: So you left the gas station without buying your drinks? Shit no. Drinks accomplished. |
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| Author: | Chet Coppock's Fur Coat [ Sun Aug 20, 2017 7:55 pm ] |
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sjboyd0137 wrote: So I was at the gas station a few minutes ago, and I had the following interaction (I was buying 2 drinks...) Large Black Lady: Can I cut in front of you? Me: Excuese me? Her: CAN I CUT IN FRONT OF YOU? Me: No Her: You really should let me because your people oppressed my people. I believe this is the point where politely asking her to blow you is appropriate. |
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| Author: | shirtless driver [ Sun Aug 20, 2017 8:05 pm ] |
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sjboyd0137 wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Were you on Candid Camera? No...but probably the Thornton's security camera... The one on Rollins in Round Lake? I remember when that store opened. Rollins was like a parking lot because Thornton's had like $0.19 gas or some shit. The early 90's in RL, before......everything.......changed................ |
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| Author: | Caller Bob [ Sun Aug 20, 2017 8:13 pm ] |
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