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Author:  stoneroses86 [ Fri Aug 25, 2017 2:18 pm ]
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There is a hair coloring company called Madison Reed that advertises on a radio station I listen to in my car. The owner of the company says "I love this company so much that I named it after my daughter."

Then I will say: "Wow, it sure is a strange thing to name your company 'Dirty Crack Whore'." Then I laugh out loud for dozens of minutes.

Author:  Hatchetman [ Fri Aug 25, 2017 2:24 pm ]
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Yeah, that's kind of my humor too. which is why I remain mute around most people now.

Author:  Peoria Matt [ Fri Aug 25, 2017 2:30 pm ]
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Norm McDonald vibe.

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Fri Aug 25, 2017 2:32 pm ]
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He's back!!!!

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Fri Aug 25, 2017 2:55 pm ]
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stoneroses86 wrote:
There is a hair coloring company called Madison Reed that advertises on a radio station I listen to in my car. The owner of the company says "I love this company so much that I named it after my daughter."

Then I will say: "Wow, it sure is a strange thing to name your company 'Dirty Crack Whore'." Then I laugh out loud for dozens of minutes.


LAUGH OUT LOUD!

Author:  IMU [ Fri Aug 25, 2017 2:55 pm ]
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Very low key return to the board.

Author:  good dolphin [ Fri Aug 25, 2017 3:22 pm ]
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Yankee playoff baseball must be on the horizon.

Author:  Nas [ Fri Aug 25, 2017 3:25 pm ]
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How the hell are you?

Author:  K Effective [ Fri Aug 25, 2017 3:32 pm ]
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He must have had a few extra minutes on the bench after being ejected from the Tigers game yesterday...

Author:  Tall Midget [ Fri Aug 25, 2017 3:59 pm ]
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stoneroses86 wrote:
There is a hair coloring company called Madison Reed that advertises on a radio station I listen to in my car. The owner of the company says "I love this company so much that I named it after my daughter."

Then I will say: "Wow, it sure is a strange thing to name your company 'Dirty Crack Whore'." Then I laugh out loud for dozens of minutes.


Did.Not.Happen.

Author:  stoneroses86 [ Fri Aug 25, 2017 4:16 pm ]
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Nas wrote:
How the hell are you?

I am learning how to live with Parkinson's disease, which is a disease I really hate. I would not wish this disease on Dustin Pedroia or Brian Cashman. Maybe on Brian Cashman if this season ends poorly.

On the plus side, I cannot work as much as I used to, so I see my family more.
Tall Midget wrote:

Did.Not.Happen.


It literally happens at least five (5) times per week.
Peoria Matt wrote:
Norm McDonald vibe.


Absolutely!

Author:  leashyourkids [ Fri Aug 25, 2017 4:18 pm ]
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Damn, sorry to hear that, Stoney. You seem like a tough motherfucker, though. If anyone can deal with it, it seems like it'd be you.

Author:  Hatchetman [ Fri Aug 25, 2017 5:50 pm ]
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yankee fans are not tough. white sox fans are tough.

Author:  Apologist [ Fri Aug 25, 2017 6:08 pm ]
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That Gary Sanchez has a mean sucker punch.

Author:  K Effective [ Fri Aug 25, 2017 6:21 pm ]
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WOW, SR86- very sorry to hear of your diagnosis. My Father-in-Law suffered for many years with Parkinson's, each person seems to be affected differently. My son did a research paper on it while in pharmacy school, says there are some very interesting and promising treatments being researched- hopefully one will help you deal with it.

I'll root for the Yankees only knowing their success will make you feel better, despite their operation by Satan's Elf Cashman.

Author:  Peoria Matt [ Fri Aug 25, 2017 8:19 pm ]
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Stone, I'm very sorry to hear about your diagnosis.

Author:  newper [ Fri Aug 25, 2017 8:35 pm ]
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stoneroses86 wrote:
Peoria Matt wrote:
Norm McDonald vibe.


Absolutely!

Back on the Youtube with new episodes, but someone put together a 4 hour compilation of the jokes segment which is some of the best driving material I have. Adam Eget kills every joke -- you could take a perfect joke and give it to him, and he finds the least funny way to tell it, which makes it so funny. That segment just shows how good Norm is at telling jokes... the "he's a real jerk" is funny every time.

Author:  Peoria Matt [ Fri Aug 25, 2017 8:51 pm ]
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newper wrote:
the "he's a real jerk" is funny every time.


I love that.

Norm was supposed to have some info on a talk show. Haven't heard anything.

Author:  newper [ Fri Aug 25, 2017 9:46 pm ]
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Peoria Matt wrote:
newper wrote:
the "he's a real jerk" is funny every time.


I love that.

Norm was supposed to have some info on a talk show. Haven't heard anything.

Yeah, I heard that too but have heard nothing since then.

Author:  Regular Reader [ Fri Aug 25, 2017 10:08 pm ]
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Somewhere the great DEREK SANDERSON JETER is happy to see his guy back posting.

I know I am

Author:  Nas [ Fri Aug 25, 2017 10:20 pm ]
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Peoria Matt wrote:
Stone, I'm very sorry to hear about your diagnosis.


He shared it with the board about a year or so ago. That's why I asked.

Author:  Nas [ Fri Aug 25, 2017 10:21 pm ]
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Regular Reader wrote:
Somewhere the great DEREK SANDERSON JETER is happy to see his guy back posting.

I know I am


Miami Marlins Jeter?

Author:  Don Tiny [ Fri Aug 25, 2017 10:36 pm ]
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Nas wrote:
How the hell are you?

You misspelled 'Who'.

Seriously though ... sorry about the malady ... hoping you're tougher than we all reckon you probably are.

Author:  W_Z [ Sat Aug 26, 2017 12:48 am ]
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Stoney!

I have personal experience with the disease and you are a helluva strong guy. Hell, you're a nutmegger.

Stay gold. And keep posting when you can.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Sat Aug 26, 2017 2:14 pm ]
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stoneroses86 wrote:
I am learning how to live with Parkinson's disease, which is a disease I really hate.
What diseases do you really love?

Welcome back!

Author:  mcbrides [ Sun Aug 27, 2017 1:00 am ]
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Good luck my friend, thoughts and prayers your way.

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