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Drake LaRrieta

Post subject: Garbage Picking

Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2017 10:26 am

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Anyone here ever garbage pick stuff off the curb? Any decent finds or general thoughts about garbage picking etiquette?

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Garbage Picking

Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2017 10:27 am

Joined: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm
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hnd wrote:

Dinner

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Peoria Matt

Post subject: Re: Garbage Picking

Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2017 10:28 am

Joined: Sat Apr 30, 2005 4:54 am
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Slow day on the board.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Garbage Picking

Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2017 10:29 am

100000 CLUB

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JERRY: So lemme get this straight: you find yourself in the kitchen. You see an clair, in the receptacle. And you think to yourself, "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

GEORGE: No, no. No, no, no. It was not trash!

JERRY: Was it in the trash?

GEORGE: Yes.

JERRY: Then it was trash.

GEORGE: It wasn't down in, it was sort of on top.

JERRY: But it was in the cylinder!

GEORGE: Above the rim.

JERRY: Adjacent to refuse, is refuse.

GEORGE: It was on a magazine! And it still had the doily on.

JERRY: Was it eaten?

GEORGE: One little bite.

JERRY: Well, that's garbage.

GEORGE: But I know who took the bite. It was her aunt!

JERRY: Well, you, my friend, have crossed the line that divides Man and Bum. You are now a Bum.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Garbage Picking

Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2017 10:35 am

Joined: Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:24 am
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Location: RST Video
pizza_Place: Bill's Pizza - Mundelein

Game Picking
Nose Picking
Ass Picking

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Garbage Picking

Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2017 10:37 am

Joined: Thu Jun 22, 2006 3:55 pm
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Location: Wrigley
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Douchebag wrote:

hnd wrote:

Dinner

That was one odd revelation and soon replaced by sexual frustrations of Hawaii You.

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hnd

Post subject: Re: Garbage Picking

Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2017 10:41 am

Joined: Wed Nov 06, 2013 2:25 pm
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pizza_Place: pizza and subs

outside of tasty morsels, i come from a long line of dumpster divers. i just recently found a working smoker on the curb.

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Garbage Picking

Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2017 10:57 am

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

Game Picking
Nose Picking
Ass Picking

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