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Author:  Drake LaRrieta [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 10:26 am ]
Post subject:  Garbage Picking

Anyone here ever garbage pick stuff off the curb? Any decent finds or general thoughts about garbage picking etiquette?

Author:  Douchebag [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 10:27 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Garbage Picking

hnd wrote:
Dinner

Author:  Peoria Matt [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 10:28 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Garbage Picking

Slow day on the board.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 10:29 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Garbage Picking

JERRY: So lemme get this straight: you find yourself in the kitchen. You see an clair, in the receptacle. And you think to yourself, "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

GEORGE: No, no. No, no, no. It was not trash!

JERRY: Was it in the trash?

GEORGE: Yes.

JERRY: Then it was trash.

GEORGE: It wasn't down in, it was sort of on top.

JERRY: But it was in the cylinder!

GEORGE: Above the rim.

JERRY: Adjacent to refuse, is refuse.

GEORGE: It was on a magazine! And it still had the doily on.

JERRY: Was it eaten?

GEORGE: One little bite.

JERRY: Well, that's garbage.

GEORGE: But I know who took the bite. It was her aunt!

JERRY: Well, you, my friend, have crossed the line that divides Man and Bum. You are now a Bum.

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 10:35 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Garbage Picking

Game Picking
Nose Picking
Ass Picking

Author:  denisdman [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 10:37 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Garbage Picking

Douchebag wrote:
hnd wrote:
Dinner


That was one odd revelation and soon replaced by sexual frustrations of Hawaii You.

Author:  hnd [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 10:41 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Garbage Picking

outside of tasty morsels, i come from a long line of dumpster divers. i just recently found a working smoker on the curb.

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Author:  Seacrest [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 10:57 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Garbage Picking

sjboyd0137 wrote:
Game Picking
Nose Picking
Ass Picking



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