Enjoy your Samsung Galaxy s6 and Edge

https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/appl ... 59495.html

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Wireless charging ???? What a concept. !

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Laughed at that too. Apple's next innovation will be solar powered cell phones. Batteries not included.

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Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

Congrats on adding features that we had since 2015. Now go pay $1000 and enjoy your 1984 inspired app store.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

the next innovation is a rectum sniffer so iphone users can see who is the most hipster

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

maybe their next feature is a headphone jack

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

But you can customize and personalize your bitmoji!

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I love how the new Face ID feature didn't work at today's event. How ridiculous...someone's getting fired over that. Also, regarding Face ID, it is allegedly "orders of magnitude" more secure than Touch ID, and there is "only" a 1 in 1 million chance of the phone accidentally unlocking for someone else's face. What? That would imply that Touch ID is only what, 1 in 10,000 or so?

Also, I simply can't stand the same cliché phrases Apple uses over and over again. The new iPhone is certainly not the "biggest leap forward since the original iPhone." That distinction would clearly belong to the second gen iPhone, which introduced the App Store. I know it's just Apple being Apple, but it's still grating.

I really hope the new phones bomb (though they won't) so Apple will be forced to innovate.

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do they really hold that big of a market share they can price a phone at $1000?

Have you ever watched the shills on CNBC Bloomberg or Fox Business touting stock in Louis Vitton, Tiffany's or other super lux goods that idiots que up for like similar lemmings

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

My first impression watching that yesterday was "Don't these assholes know how to tuck in their shirts?" and "How about getting a real pair of pants?" They looked like a bunch of slobs.

The next was either all these people are gay or that they are damned by God or both.

And what they didn't tell anyone is that using their device would cause permanent damage to their DNA. This has been scientifically proven. The mutation of the cells it what leads to cancer. Read Dr. Martin Blank's research on cell phone radiation at Columbia. He's the foremost expert.

All I-phones should be required to have an emblem with a big white skull on them.

apple is looking more and more like xerox...

I don't know about Xerox but you can see the beginnings of things getting away from them. They will play to their apostles and hope for the best until they can possibly come up with the potential next big thing. The smart phone is pretty much at maturity and not too much else you can do right now to swing the market.

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Elections have consequences.

OLED, face unlock, no physical home button, edge to edge screen.... i find it funny they present this stuff as if it is new.... except their competitors have been implementing these same features on already released phones.

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Anyone who buys this phone at this price is an idiot. Apple used to create a great phone with phenomenal marketing. Now they create a substandard phone with phenomenal marketing and have the audacity to raise the price on it like that's a new feature.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!