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Does anyone want to join my well regulated militia?
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Author:  IMU [ Tue Oct 03, 2017 12:23 pm ]
Post subject:  Does anyone want to join my well regulated militia?

Please message me on here, send me a DM or check out my #insta if you're interested. I haven't worked on annual dues yet, but we will keep them cheap. (Still in need of a treasurer... Christian Wolff, hit me up). Once we have at least 15 members, we will be able to vote on our official colors and logo. PLEASE ONLY APPLY IF YOU ARE ABLE TO ATTEND AT LEAST 4 FUNDRAISERS EACH YEAR. I know a guy that owns a lot of land in Somonauk, so we shouldn't have a problem in terms of a place to hold our war games, and we should be able to build our clubhouse....sorry, I mean bunker....somewhere on the property.

#donttreadonme #secondamendment #2a #gunporn #afterschoolprograms

Author:  denisdman [ Tue Oct 03, 2017 12:25 pm ]
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Please have a disclaimer in your material that officially cautions against linking the Arlington 10 to the IMU 15/Cucks R Us.

Author:  Chet Coppock's Fur Coat [ Tue Oct 03, 2017 12:48 pm ]
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Depends. What kind of complementary food are you going to serve? And what kind of attractive women are you going to have for us to fuck when we get bored shooting guns?

Author:  Darkside [ Tue Oct 03, 2017 12:56 pm ]
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It appears someone doesn't know their recent history very well.

Author:  IMU [ Tue Oct 03, 2017 1:00 pm ]
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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote:
Depends. What kind of complementary food are you going to serve? And what kind of attractive women are you going to have for us to fuck when we get bored shooting guns?

I was thinking I would grab some Little Caesars Hot and Readys?

We'll need to go outside the scope of CFMB if we need to find someone to hook us up with attractive women. Let's table this requirement for now.

Author:  Caller Bob [ Tue Oct 03, 2017 1:01 pm ]
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I get the feeling many people want to shoot me.

Hard pass.

Author:  KDdidit [ Tue Oct 03, 2017 1:03 pm ]
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Where's the fun if it's well regulated?

Author:  Baby McNown [ Tue Oct 03, 2017 1:28 pm ]
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Now people will come if you say punch and pie.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Oct 03, 2017 1:30 pm ]
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No.

Author:  MajorKong [ Tue Oct 03, 2017 1:48 pm ]
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Author:  Hatchetman [ Tue Oct 03, 2017 1:50 pm ]
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In theory sounds kind of fun, but not if IMU has anything to do with it.

Author:  IMU [ Tue Oct 03, 2017 1:57 pm ]
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Wow, getting voted out of my club / gang / militia before we even have our first ice cream social. Very sad!

Author:  good dolphin [ Tue Oct 03, 2017 2:10 pm ]
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Caller Bob wrote:
I get the feeling many people want to shoot me.

Hard pass.


Shoot.

The IMU Militia is armed with light sabers.

Author:  Juiced [ Tue Oct 03, 2017 2:38 pm ]
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IMU wrote:
Please message me on here, send me a DM or check out my #insta if you're interested. I haven't worked on annual dues yet, but we will keep them cheap. (Still in need of a treasurer... Christian Wolff, hit me up). Once we have at least 15 members, we will be able to vote on our official colors and logo. PLEASE ONLY APPLY IF YOU ARE ABLE TO ATTEND AT LEAST 4 FUNDRAISERS EACH YEAR. I know a guy that owns a lot of land in Somonauk, so we shouldn't have a problem in terms of a place to hold our war games, and we should be able to build our clubhouse....sorry, I mean bunker....somewhere on the property.

#donttreadonme #secondamendment #2a #gunporn #afterschoolprograms

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Author:  Bagels [ Tue Oct 03, 2017 2:57 pm ]
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Everybody's spittin it, the rhyme is hot
Cause it's big shug, guru, and freddie the foxxx
When premier bring the beats, no it just don't stop
It's the militia

Author:  Chet Coppock's Fur Coat [ Tue Oct 03, 2017 3:27 pm ]
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IMU wrote:
Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote:
Depends. What kind of complementary food are you going to serve? And what kind of attractive women are you going to have for us to fuck when we get bored shooting guns?

I was thinking I would grab some Little Caesars Hot and Readys?

I'm out. If you can't be bothered to get either Smoque or Waffle House, you are not serious about this.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Oct 03, 2017 3:54 pm ]
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Bagels wrote:
Everybody's spittin it, the rhyme is hot
Cause it's big shug, guru, and freddie the foxxx
When premier bring the beats, no it just don't stop
It's the militia

Gloria Gaynor on you motherfuckers, I Will Survive

Author:  Don Tiny [ Tue Oct 03, 2017 4:35 pm ]
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Maybe first try to grow a well-regulated beard. by cracky

Author:  IMU [ Tue Oct 03, 2017 4:39 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
Maybe first try to grow a well-regulated beard. by cracky

I've manscaped the hell out of my beard in recent months. I could pass as Italian or Hispanic. Ricky Rubio or Jose Bautista.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Tue Oct 03, 2017 6:47 pm ]
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IMU leading a militia would be as comical as... IMU leading a militia.

Author:  denisdman [ Tue Oct 03, 2017 6:51 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
Maybe first try to grow a well-regulated beard. by cracky


I started mine on Saturday, for ya now, the MLB playoffs. Very well regulated.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Tue Oct 03, 2017 6:55 pm ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
IMU leading a militia would be as comical as... IMU leading a militia.

Image

Author:  Furious Styles [ Tue Oct 03, 2017 8:21 pm ]
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I have a .22.

Let's roll.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Oct 03, 2017 8:49 pm ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
IMU leading a militia would be as comical as... IMU leading a militia.

:lol:

Author:  Chet Coppock's Fur Coat [ Tue Oct 03, 2017 9:37 pm ]
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Furious Styles wrote:
I have a .22.

Let's roll.

I failed marksmanship in college as a senior. Instructor had never had a student who had never fired a weapon before (or since). I improved a lot, but the grading scale was set up for all the ROTC students getting extra shooting time, and I was horrible while standing. But it was good to vent frustration.

Author:  IMU [ Tue Oct 03, 2017 10:46 pm ]
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Furious Styles wrote:
I have a .22.

Let's roll.

Those raccoons and possums won't stand a chance.

Author:  jimmypasta [ Wed Oct 04, 2017 6:25 am ]
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Here is your militia:

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Author:  denisdman [ Wed Oct 04, 2017 7:33 am ]
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Is "Jimmie/Jimmy" squeezing the butts of the boys or girls in that picture?

Author:  Killer V [ Wed Oct 04, 2017 7:43 am ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
IMU leading a militia would be as comical as... IMU leading a militia.


I was one of the 7 people who watched "The Postman."

IMU could turn out to be the copier salesman turned badass militia leader. Sometimes it's those you'd least expect.

Author:  IMU [ Wed Oct 04, 2017 8:13 am ]
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We'll worry about leadership positions when the time comes. Right now we just need me as a pointman to work on this group rate for our first Paintball Explosion event the first Saturday of November. Please RSVP by October 14.

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