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After Urlacher had his Ryne Sandburg is the next big Chicago sports celebrity to have one. If you had unlimited funds and were balding would you have the transplant?

Where are they getting the hair from? How much does this actually cost?

After Urlacher had his Ryne Sandburg is the next big Chicago sports celebrity to have one. If you had unlimited funds and were balding would you have the transplant?

Cashman wrote:

Where are they getting the hair from? How much does this actually cost?

Brick's vagina.

After Urlacher had his Ryne Sandburg is the next big Chicago sports celebrity to have one. If you had unlimited funds and were balding would you have the transplant?

Bryan LaHair
Charlie Furbush
Kenny Mayne

I mentioned unlimited funds because I think they charge between $5 and $10 per hair that is transplanted from the back of the hair to the front.

Drake LaRrieta wrote:

I mentioned unlimited funds because I think they charge between $5 and $10 per hair that is transplanted from the back of the hair to the front.

"How much for one hair?"

pittmike wrote:

Drake LaRrieta wrote:

I mentioned unlimited funds because I think they charge between $5 and $10 per hair that is transplanted from the back of the hair to the front.

"How much for one hair?"

Hammer: How may I help you sir?

Rib Joint Customer: How much for an order of ribs?

Hammer: Two Fifty

Rib Joint Customer: Two Fifty? How many ribs do I get with that?

Hammer: Ahhh, about five

Rib Joint Customer: Five

[does math on his hand]

Rib Joint Customer: So I guess that's about fifty cents a rib, huh?

Hammer: Yeeaaa, about

Rib Joint Customer: K, lemme get one

Hammer: Right on

[yells to the cook]

Hammer: One order

Slammer: One order of ribs

Rib Joint Customer: No, no... no, no... one rib

Hammer: [Holds up finger] One. Rib.

Rib Joint Customer: I sure am hungry

Hammer: Uhhhh, make that... one... rib... to go

Slammer: One rib?

Hammer: One rib...

[sigh]

Author:	Drake LaRrieta [ Tue Oct 24, 2017 11:55 am ]
Post subject:	Hair Transplants
After Urlacher had his Ryne Sandburg is the next big Chicago sports celebrity to have one. If you had unlimited funds and were balding would you have the transplant?

Author:	denisdman [ Tue Oct 24, 2017 12:11 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Hair Transplants
Drake LaRrieta wrote: After Urlacher had his Ryne Sandburg is the next big Chicago sports celebrity to have one. If you had unlimited funds and were balding would you have the transplant? No, hair is a pain in the a$$. I am happy with my challenged follicles.

Author:	Cashman [ Tue Oct 24, 2017 12:12 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Hair Transplants
Where are they getting the hair from? How much does this actually cost?

Author:	Caller Bob [ Tue Oct 24, 2017 12:13 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Hair Transplants
Cashman wrote: Where are they getting the hair from? How much does this actually cost? Brick's vagina.

Author:	MajorKong [ Tue Oct 24, 2017 12:14 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Hair Transplants

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Author:	Frank Coztansa [ Tue Oct 24, 2017 12:17 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Hair Transplants
Drake LaRrieta wrote: After Urlacher had his Ryne Sandburg is the next big Chicago sports celebrity to have one. If you had unlimited funds and were balding would you have the transplant? I would transplant you to some Godforsaken hell hole in Utah or Taiwan.

Author:	Cashman [ Tue Oct 24, 2017 12:20 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Hair Transplants
Caller Bob wrote: Cashman wrote: Where are they getting the hair from? How much does this actually cost? Brick's vagina. Ewwwww, Don't wanna turn into a white knight ....

Author:	Drunk Squirrel [ Tue Oct 24, 2017 12:21 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Hair Transplants
If it was good hair then maybe. I had terrible hair, if I dyed it green it would if resembled a worn out Brillo pad, so going bald was no big deal. Best decision with my hair I made was as a 30 year old grabbing the clippers and buzzing away. Now, if I have to brush it I know it’s time to buzz it.

Author:	rogers park bryan [ Tue Oct 24, 2017 12:23 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Hair Transplants
Drake LaRrieta wrote: After Urlacher had his Ryne Sandburg is the next big Chicago sports celebrity to have one. If you had unlimited funds and were balding would you have the transplant? Sandberg's unmatches charisma on display in the ad People would say, look how much hair you had and Id think "it's not there anymore!"

Author:	SuperMario [ Tue Oct 24, 2017 1:03 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Hair Transplants
Urlacher looks creepy with hair. He looked better bald.

Author:	Frank Coztansa [ Tue Oct 24, 2017 1:14 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Hair Transplants
They say you grow hair. Look like Stalin!

Author:	KDdidit [ Tue Oct 24, 2017 1:16 pm ]
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Bryan LaHair Charlie Furbush Kenny Mayne

Author:	Beardown [ Tue Oct 24, 2017 1:17 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Hair Transplants
I think it costs like 10k to get this done. My question is if it's permanent. Will you eventually lose it again. Is it just a start over.

Author:	Beardown [ Tue Oct 24, 2017 1:19 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Hair Transplants
Remember when Rogaine had tons of commercials all over TV? Now you don't see them anymore. Did that shit just not work for most people.

Author:	WL Bill [ Tue Oct 24, 2017 1:59 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Hair Transplants
I am bald, have been since 18. I would do it with unlimited funds. I may still keep it short but at least I have the option of trying something new. Tired of being bald at times.

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Author:	sjboyd0137 [ Tue Oct 24, 2017 1:25 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Hair Transplants
KDdidit wrote: Charlie Furbush By Cracky By Cracky

Author:	denisdman [ Tue Oct 24, 2017 1:45 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Hair Transplants
KDdidit wrote: Bryan LaHair Charlie Furbush Kenny Mayne Damn good one.

Author:	good dolphin [ Tue Oct 24, 2017 1:53 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Hair Transplants
If I had unlimited funds the hair would not be necessary

Author:	good dolphin [ Tue Oct 24, 2017 2:36 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Hair Transplants
with unlimited funds I'd have a supermodel with 80s bush sit on my head Hey guys, you like my new style?

Author:	Drake LaRrieta [ Tue Oct 24, 2017 9:30 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Hair Transplants
I mentioned unlimited funds because I think they charge between $5 and $10 per hair that is transplanted from the back of the hair to the front.

Author:	pittmike [ Wed Oct 25, 2017 6:13 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Hair Transplants
Drake LaRrieta wrote: I mentioned unlimited funds because I think they charge between $5 and $10 per hair that is transplanted from the back of the hair to the front. "How much for one hair?"

Author:	Bagels [ Wed Oct 25, 2017 8:13 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Hair Transplants
pittmike wrote: Drake LaRrieta wrote: I mentioned unlimited funds because I think they charge between $5 and $10 per hair that is transplanted from the back of the hair to the front. "How much for one hair?" Hammer: How may I help you sir? Rib Joint Customer: How much for an order of ribs? Hammer: Two Fifty Rib Joint Customer: Two Fifty? How many ribs do I get with that? Hammer: Ahhh, about five Rib Joint Customer: Five [does math on his hand] Rib Joint Customer: So I guess that's about fifty cents a rib, huh? Hammer: Yeeaaa, about Rib Joint Customer: K, lemme get one Hammer: Right on [yells to the cook] Hammer: One order Slammer: One order of ribs Rib Joint Customer: No, no... no, no... one rib Hammer: [Holds up finger] One. Rib. Rib Joint Customer: I sure am hungry Hammer: Uhhhh, make that... one... rib... to go Slammer: One rib? Hammer: One rib... [sigh]

Author:	rogers park bryan [ Wed Oct 25, 2017 8:26 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Hair Transplants
Bagels wrote: pittmike wrote: Drake LaRrieta wrote: I mentioned unlimited funds because I think they charge between $5 and $10 per hair that is transplanted from the back of the hair to the front. "How much for one hair?" Hammer: How may I help you sir? Rib Joint Customer: How much for an order of ribs? Hammer: Two Fifty Rib Joint Customer: Two Fifty? How many ribs do I get with that? Hammer: Ahhh, about five Rib Joint Customer: Five [does math on his hand] Rib Joint Customer: So I guess that's about fifty cents a rib, huh? Hammer: Yeeaaa, about Rib Joint Customer: K, lemme get one Hammer: Right on [yells to the cook] Hammer: One order Slammer: One order of ribs Rib Joint Customer: No, no... no, no... one rib Hammer: [Holds up finger] One. Rib. Rib Joint Customer: I sure am hungry Hammer: Uhhhh, make that... one... rib... to go Slammer: One rib? Hammer: One rib... [sigh] To this day, his finest work. And he's a great stand up.