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| Author: | TurdFerguson [ Wed Nov 01, 2017 8:02 am ] |
| Post subject: | The dad tax |
Collected a few full sized Reese’s cups and a pack of bottle caps. What’s your take. |
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| Author: | Ogie Oglethorpe [ Wed Nov 01, 2017 8:10 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The dad tax |
I take about 45-50% in various increments to teach about taxation. We also take 7.65% of it and just let it rot until the kid is age 67 to teach him about what a scam FICA is... (kidding, my kid just turned a year so no trick or treating yet) |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Wed Nov 01, 2017 8:13 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The dad tax |
I took about 15%. May audit her down the line. Also took a starburst and opened it to find none of my favorites and used it as a lesson on gambling. |
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| Author: | Bagels [ Wed Nov 01, 2017 8:29 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The dad tax |
is this affected by the sugar tax ? |
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| Author: | TurdFerguson [ Wed Nov 01, 2017 8:45 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The dad tax |
rogers park bryan wrote: Also took a starburst and opened it to find none of my favorites and used it as a lesson on gambling. I took a pull last night and hit double yellow. Just quit for the night. |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Wed Nov 01, 2017 8:45 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The dad tax |
A couple Reese's cups and York patties. Few giant Lemonheads too. |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Wed Nov 01, 2017 8:45 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The dad tax |
TurdFerguson wrote: Collected a few full sized Reese’s cups and a pack of bottle caps. What’s your take. A lot of Sour Patch Kids and peanut M&M's. |
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| Author: | Seacrest [ Wed Nov 01, 2017 8:59 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The dad tax |
rogers park bryan wrote: I took about 15%. May audit her down the line. Also took a starburst and opened it to find none of my favorites and used it as a lesson on gambling.  That is awesome. |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Wed Nov 01, 2017 10:41 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The dad tax |
TurdFerguson wrote: rogers park bryan wrote: Also took a starburst and opened it to find none of my favorites and used it as a lesson on gambling. I took a pull last night and hit double yellow. Just quit for the night. I just hit a double red. I think I might play the lottery this evening. |
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| Author: | TurdFerguson [ Wed Nov 01, 2017 10:43 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The dad tax |
Douchebag wrote: TurdFerguson wrote: rogers park bryan wrote: Also took a starburst and opened it to find none of my favorites and used it as a lesson on gambling. I took a pull last night and hit double yellow. Just quit for the night. I just hit a double red. I think I might play the lottery this evening. Last year I found a bag of Starburst "Reds" It only contained Red, Pink, and dark red fruit punch. It was glorious. Standard color rankings Red Pink Orange Yellow |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Wed Nov 01, 2017 10:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The dad tax |
For the record, whoever came up with Zombie Sour Patch Kids is a genius. The bag would do well if they permanently replaced blue raspberry with grape. |
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| Author: | Zippy-The-Pinhead [ Wed Nov 01, 2017 12:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The dad tax |
TurdFerguson wrote: I took a pull last night and hit double yellow. Just quit for the night. Is that a euphemism?
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| Author: | tommy [ Wed Nov 01, 2017 1:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The dad tax |
a bunch of them little boxes of Mike As Well As Ike's |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Wed Nov 01, 2017 1:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The dad tax |
0% here. Hell I am a Libertarian. If I want candy, then I need to go trick or treating myself! |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Wed Nov 01, 2017 3:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The dad tax |
Douchebag wrote: TurdFerguson wrote: rogers park bryan wrote: Also took a starburst and opened it to find none of my favorites and used it as a lesson on gambling. I took a pull last night and hit double yellow. Just quit for the night. I just hit a double red. I think I might play the lottery this evening. Dammit, just hit the double yellow 
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| Author: | Peoria Matt [ Wed Nov 01, 2017 3:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The dad tax |
One Twix and Reeces from each child. |
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| Author: | Ogie Oglethorpe [ Wed Nov 01, 2017 5:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The dad tax |
denisdman wrote: 0% here. Hell I am a Libertarian. If I want candy, then I need to go trick or treating myself! which is why you use the taxation to teach your kids about taxes so that they can be little F.A. Hayek's |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Wed Nov 01, 2017 5:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The dad tax |
Ogie Oglethorpe wrote: denisdman wrote: 0% here. Hell I am a Libertarian. If I want candy, then I need to go trick or treating myself! which is why you use the taxation to teach your kids about taxes so that they can be little F.A. Hayek's Nah, I prefer to teach them that fruits of their labor returns a good candy harvest. I’ll save the real world impact for later....after they finish college and are out of the house! |
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| Author: | pittmike [ Wed Nov 01, 2017 5:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The dad tax |
denisdman wrote: Ogie Oglethorpe wrote: denisdman wrote: 0% here. Hell I am a Libertarian. If I want candy, then I need to go trick or treating myself! which is why you use the taxation to teach your kids about taxes so that they can be little F.A. Hayek's Nah, I prefer to teach them that fruits of their labor returns a good candy harvest. I’ll save the real world impact for later....after they finish college and are out of the house! Got into this discussion recently. How long you going to hang onto your bigger house after the last graduates college? There has to be an accepted time to allow the inevitable boomerang. |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Wed Nov 01, 2017 6:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The dad tax |
Going through those discussions now PM. We’re looking to build a lake home in Central Wisconsin for retirement purposes. We’d obviously use it for recreation in the interim. The rough plan is to downsize as they finish up college. I won’t be boarding my children after college. |
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