I have a question, and I mean it sincerely with no connotations one way or the other. I currently have no opinion on the matter...

Is it possible for a woman to sexually assault a man?

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Don't take this the wrong way, there are times when it seems clear, that your escape from the circus was merely a strone of luck.

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Jesus, you didn’t even copy and paste it without an error. Get it together, my friend!

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Rectum?

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Of course.

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I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Yep

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Depicted in "The Leftovers"


Also, Miss Piggy's treatment of Kermit is very problematic


(Save the Julie jokes. You're better than that.)

There was this kid named Erik on my 6th grade SAA travel football team who was the toughest kid I knew at that age. We called him the Viking. I asked him if there was any woman on earth that could kick his ass. The 11 year old Erik looked at me in amazement as if I had asked him the dumbest question of all time. Then said, “no”. This was an 11 year old kid.

What kind of pussy shit cuck could get assaulted by a woman? And what kind of straight guy wouldn’t want to be?

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Hawaii (fuck) You

It’s all about interpretation from the parties involved, but taking machismo out of the equation, all things being equal, can you honestly say no?

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Hmm, ok. Well if a woman tried to sexually assault me, I doubt she’d find any stiff meat in my pants. So if the standard of sexual assault is rape, then it can’t happen. But could a fat JDC get a lucky hook on me, knock me down, and then splash her stinky all over my mouth, well possibly. And if that is sexual assault, then maybe.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I reject the question.

IMU is not a woman.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

First, I think your friend “Viking” was the subject of a recent murder mystery I watched on ID.

Second, if a woman cannot sexually assault a man, why? Honestly just asking. Is it because of physical strength?

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Dennis and Furious are hammered.

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You are thinking about this the wrong way. She can buy some equipment to become the pitcher, restrain you in some way, and force you to become a catcher.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

I don’t think there’d be much forcing.

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Erik was honestly a good dude. I wonder what happened to him. I bet he rolled up a lot of pussy. He was a stud. God we had great football teams.

Well I am a shadow of my former athletic self. But in my prime, there was probably less than 1% of women on earth that could catch me in a race and a similar percentage that were physically stronger than me. So the percent of women that were faster and stronger than me would be a fraction of a percent. And should I encounter that rare species, I would gladly let her have her way with.

Sexual assault wasn’t happening. I can’t speak for 312.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Haven’t been pegged yet despite my jokes to the contrary. 21 years of marriage after many years of dating my wife, and we haven’t needed to dig that deep to find enjoyment.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

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Nice.

I used to work with a dude who would talk openly about letting his wife use a strap on .... never could quite comprehend it, but hey to each their own.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Yes.

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Be well

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Handcuffs or a roofie.

They had some of those scenes in the Soprano’s with Tony’s sister. My wife and I looked at one another in amazement that any couple would do that, but we’re pretty conservative in that regard. I am happy with pussy and tits.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

More and more, I think I live in a sheltered, naive world.

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Just like a women that's getting raped can get "wet" a man that's being raped can also get an erection from a woman.

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RPB, in no world would I ever engage in any kind of drug fueled sex acts or sado. It’s not my style. I am boring and very straight laced. I have never once done drugs or smoked a cigarette, and have zero desire for cuffs, chains, whips, or any of that.

I like cheap beer, sports, the stock market (money), my wife and kids, and you guys. Oh and dogs. I love my weims.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Socrates or Plato?

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We’re birds of a feather my country friend. I am just a sheltered dude from the Mecca. At least we both landed in the clubby world of insurance.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I had a buddy at Ft Polk who woke up in bed with an extremely unpleasant looking fellow female soldier riding his dick. We all made the requisite jokes, but he was furious and insisted on pressing charges. Idk if she was found guilty but I know she was facing a court martial and we never saw her again shortly after that. Must've been found guilty and sent to jail or home with a dishonorable discharge.

But yeah a chick can sexually assault a man. It's probably just not as traumatizing.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Clinton. Either one.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Descartes

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!