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Management

Post subject: Public Service

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2017 7:04 pm

Joined: Fri May 20, 2016 10:32 am
Posts: 208
pizza_Place: Lou Malnati's

To all of our loyal posters, please exercise extra caution if you choose to be in the River North area this evening.

Sincerely,
Management

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Public Service

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2017 7:12 pm

Joined: Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:15 pm
Posts: 48816
Location: Bohemian Club Annual World Power Consolidation Conference & Golf Outing
pizza_Place: World Fluoridation Conspiracy Pizza & WINGS!

Does Homeland Security need to be notified?

Good chance that just did it.

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Management

Post subject: Re: Public Service

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2017 7:37 pm

Joined: Fri May 20, 2016 10:32 am
Posts: 208
pizza_Place: Lou Malnati's

We have a law enforcement source that passed along a tip. We were also assured that leash would be safe in his garage.

Sincerely,
Management

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Public Service

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2017 7:56 pm

Joined: Thu May 28, 2009 11:10 am
Posts: 42094
Location: Rock Ridge (splendid!)
pizza_Place: Charlie Fox's / Paisano's

Management wrote:

We have a law enforcement source that passed along a tip. We were also assured that leash would be safe in his garage.

Sincerely,
Management

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Public Service

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2017 8:00 pm

Joined: Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:56 am
Posts: 32234
Location: A sterile, homogeneous suburb
pizza_Place: Pizza Cucina

Management wrote:

We have a law enforcement source that passed along a tip. We were also assured that leash would be safe in his garage.

Sincerely,
Management

Won’t see me in River North! Things like this are why I stay out in Pleasantville.

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: Public Service

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2017 8:11 pm

Joined: Mon Apr 14, 2014 10:45 am
Posts: 16843
pizza_Place: Salerno's

Due to actual terrorists carrying out actual terrorist acts in New York City earlier this week, the FBI has canceled tonight's previously planned false-flag patsy-terror-theater operation in the River North area of Chicago.

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Godfella

Post subject: Re: Public Service

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2017 8:36 pm

Joined: Thu Oct 06, 2011 6:18 pm
Posts: 4865
pizza_Place: Luigi's

http://abc7chicago.com/police-online-ru ... e/2601813/

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Management

Post subject: Re: Public Service

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2017 9:33 pm

Joined: Fri May 20, 2016 10:32 am
Posts: 208
pizza_Place: Lou Malnati's

Godfella wrote:

http://abc7chicago.com/police-online-rumors-of-threat-to-chicago-are-not-credible/2601813/

Our source was not online. Your attempt to dissuade us from protecting our loyal members, their families and their property is incredibly disappointing.

Seacrest said you are not God, or his fella.

Sincerely,
Management

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Killer V

Post subject: Re: Public Service

Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2017 6:54 am

Joined: Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:47 pm
Posts: 13380
Location: The far western part of south east North Dakota
pizza_Place: Boboli

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