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| Author: | Brick [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 7:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Official Garage Sitting Advice |
Can I setup my patio furniture in there or is that too hillbilly? When it is cold do you keep the garage door open? How emotional will I get? Will I consider the fact that every person I have ever known and will ever know will one day die? |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 7:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Official Garage Sitting Advice |
These are deep questions, and your journey is just beginning. There is much for you to discover. Take your time and enjoy the experience. Your second question, though... were you planning on sitting with the door down? Because that’s pretty extreme, even for veterans. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 7:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Official Garage Sitting Advice |
The first thing you do is hang a giant rebel flag on your garage wall. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 7:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Official Garage Sitting Advice |
Chus wrote: The first thing you do is hang a giant rebel flag on your garage wall. If he doesn’t already have one hanging, he’s not suited for this sort of thing. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 8:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Official Garage Sitting Advice |
Can I come over and watch the rain with you? I'll bring my own rebel gear. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 8:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Official Garage Sitting Advice |
Chus wrote: Can I come over and watch the rain with you? I'll bring my own rebel gear. Me or Rick? You’re welcome here, but your Phish albums might get us shot by the neighbors. Then again, they’d love the weed. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 8:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Official Garage Sitting Advice |
leashyourkids wrote: Chus wrote: Can I come over and watch the rain with you? I'll bring my own rebel gear. Me or Rick? You’re welcome here, but your Phish albums might get us shot by the neighbors. Then again, they’d love the weed. Bring the weed and rebel gear, leave the Phish CDs. Check. |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 8:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Official Garage Sitting Advice |
I get the feeling leash is about to write a 2017 version of Walden. Walden; or Life in the Garage |
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| Author: | Drunk Squirrel [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 8:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Official Garage Sitting Advice |
Would dressing as the Stark County Rebel mascot be frowned upon? Asking for a friend. |
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| Author: | Big Chicagoan [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 8:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Official Garage Sitting Advice |
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| Author: | America [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 8:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Official Garage Sitting Advice |
if there isn't the smell of stale cigarettes dont bother. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 9:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Official Garage Sitting Advice |
There are a few items that give you garage cred. They are very specific. Hedge trimmers = 1 point Shovel = 1 point (bonus for ergonomic shovel) Broom = 1 point Heavy Duty extension cord = 2 points Loppers = 2 points Electric trimmer = 2 points 100-ft extension cord = 3 points Built-in shelving = 3 points Chainsaw = 4 points Electric chainsaw = -5 points (and hide the gay mags) Snowblower = 5 points (bonus for an Ariens; double bonus for a 2-stage) Mounted deer rack = 5 points Loaded shotgun = you make the rules so who gives a fuck |
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| Author: | Drunk Squirrel [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 9:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Official Garage Sitting Advice |
No bonus points for a 24 foot extension ladder? Damn, there’s some wasted money. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 9:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Official Garage Sitting Advice |
Drunk Squirrel wrote: No bonus points for a 24 foot extension ladder? Damn, there’s some wasted money. In the words of corporate douchebags everywhere, “this is a living document.” |
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| Author: | newper [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Official Garage Sitting Advice |
Here's a good jumping off point for these winter months... https://www.homedepot.com/b/Heating-Ven ... 5yc1vZc7fk |
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| Author: | Drunk Squirrel [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Official Garage Sitting Advice |
newper wrote: Here's a good jumping off point for these winter months... https://www.homedepot.com/b/Heating-Ven ... 5yc1vZc7fk Used oil barrel with holes punched in it for ventilation, aka burn barrel. Really would recommend against with door closed though. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Official Garage Sitting Advice |
Drunk Squirrel wrote: newper wrote: Here's a good jumping off point for these winter months... https://www.homedepot.com/b/Heating-Ven ... 5yc1vZc7fk Used oil barrel with holes punched in it for ventilation, aka burn barrel. Really would recommend against with door closed though. He’s just kidding, Rick. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Official Garage Sitting Advice |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Fri Nov 10, 2017 9:34 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Official Garage Sitting Advice |
leashyourkids wrote: There are a few items that give you garage cred. They are very specific. Hedge trimmers = 1 point 1 Shovel = 1 point (bonus for ergonomic shovel) 3 Broom = 1 point At least 3 Heavy Duty extension cord = 2 points 1 Loppers = 2 points  Electric trimmer = 2 points two trimmers, 4 points 100-ft extension cord = 3 points 1 Built-in shelving = 3 points Yup Chainsaw = 4 points Electric chainsaw = -5 points (and hide the gay mags) Snowblower = 5 points (bonus for an Ariens; double bonus for a 2-stage) Yes, but it doesn't work. I guess that is worth 2 points Mounted deer rack = 5 points Loaded shotgun = you make the rules so who gives a fuck Nope  20 for me. No extra points for a beer fridge? |
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| Author: | Drunk Squirrel [ Fri Nov 10, 2017 9:38 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Official Garage Sitting Advice |
leashyourkids wrote: Drunk Squirrel wrote: newper wrote: Here's a good jumping off point for these winter months... https://www.homedepot.com/b/Heating-Ven ... 5yc1vZc7fk Used oil barrel with holes punched in it for ventilation, aka burn barrel. Really would recommend against with door closed though. He’s just kidding, Rick. But I have an empty hygard barrel to dispose of. |
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| Author: | chaspoppcap [ Fri Nov 10, 2017 9:40 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Official Garage Sitting Advice |
leashyourkids wrote: There are a few items that give you garage cred. They are very specific. Hedge trimmers = 1 point Shovel = 1 point (bonus for ergonomic shovel) Broom = 1 point Heavy Duty extension cord = 2 points Loppers = 2 points Electric trimmer = 2 points 100-ft extension cord = 3 points Built-in shelving = 3 points Chainsaw = 4 points Electric chainsaw = -5 points (and hide the gay mags) Snowblower = 5 points (bonus for an Ariens; double bonus for a 2-stage) Mounted deer rack = 5 points Loaded shotgun = you make the rules so who gives a fuck You left out peg board with outlines of the tools. |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Fri Nov 10, 2017 9:43 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Official Garage Sitting Advice |
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| Author: | Brick [ Fri Nov 10, 2017 9:48 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Official Garage Sitting Advice |
Frank Coztansa wrote: leashyourkids wrote: There are a few items that give you garage cred. They are very specific. Hedge trimmers = 1 point 1 Shovel = 1 point (bonus for ergonomic shovel) 3 Broom = 1 point At least 3 Heavy Duty extension cord = 2 points 1 Loppers = 2 points Electric trimmer = 2 points two trimmers, 4 points 100-ft extension cord = 3 points 1 Built-in shelving = 3 points Yup Chainsaw = 4 points Electric chainsaw = -5 points (and hide the gay mags) Snowblower = 5 points (bonus for an Ariens; double bonus for a 2-stage) Yes, but it doesn't work. I guess that is worth 2 points Mounted deer rack = 5 points Loaded shotgun = you make the rules so who gives a fuck Nope 20 for me. No extra points for a beer fridge? |
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| Author: | Hockey Gay [ Fri Nov 10, 2017 9:52 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Official Garage Sitting Advice |
How many points do I get for having a Bears jersey hanging up? That's gotta be at least 10 points, yea? |
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| Author: | T-Bone [ Fri Nov 10, 2017 10:04 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Official Garage Sitting Advice |
I wouldn't do any garage sitting without one of these. That's how they do it around my neck of the woods. 
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| Author: | a retard [ Fri Nov 10, 2017 10:19 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Official Garage Sitting Advice |
chaspoppcap wrote: leashyourkids wrote: There are a few items that give you garage cred. They are very specific. Hedge trimmers = 1 point Shovel = 1 point (bonus for ergonomic shovel) Broom = 1 point Heavy Duty extension cord = 2 points Loppers = 2 points Electric trimmer = 2 points 100-ft extension cord = 3 points Built-in shelving = 3 points Chainsaw = 4 points Electric chainsaw = -5 points (and hide the gay mags) Snowblower = 5 points (bonus for an Ariens; double bonus for a 2-stage) Mounted deer rack = 5 points Loaded shotgun = you make the rules so who gives a fuck You left out peg board with outlines of the tools. And points for having the walls insulated. Bonus points if it is a detached garage. 
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| Author: | sinicalypse [ Fri Nov 10, 2017 10:20 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Official Garage Sitting Advice |
You absolutely have to have an old stereo + cd-player combo out there. That's a must. And then once your garage hangout gets trendy you gotta insulate that bitch and bring in a TV. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Fri Nov 10, 2017 10:23 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Official Garage Sitting Advice |
Boilermaker Rick wrote: ]You and leash are basically the same person. Next time, just stab me in the throat. It would hurt far less than having to read something like this.
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| Author: | TurdFerguson [ Fri Nov 10, 2017 10:25 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Official Garage Sitting Advice |
sinicalypse wrote: You absolutely have to have an old stereo + cd-player combo out there. That's a must. And then once your garage hangout gets trendy you gotta insulate that bitch and bring in a TV. No CD Player, just an old alarm clock radio continuously flashing 12:00. |
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| Author: | pittmike [ Fri Nov 10, 2017 10:26 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Official Garage Sitting Advice |
TurdFerguson wrote: sinicalypse wrote: You absolutely have to have an old stereo + cd-player combo out there. That's a must. And then once your garage hangout gets trendy you gotta insulate that bitch and bring in a TV. No CD Player, just an old alarm clock radio continuously flashing 12:00. Old 8 track player. |
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