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Author:  leashyourkids [ Tue Nov 14, 2017 12:42 pm ]
Post subject:  Need a JORR ruling
I am sitting at the airport, and there is a guy boarding who is wearing a sport coat and - I shit you not - jean shorts so tight you can see his ass crack.

I seriously just turned my phone back on to post this. Will try to sneak a pic.

JORR, acceptable or no?
Author:  denisdman [ Tue Nov 14, 2017 12:43 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Need a JORR ruling
I do not like the sport coat with jeans look. Even worse if the jeans are shorts. I also don't like the sport coat with T-shirt look.
Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Tue Nov 14, 2017 12:43 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Need a JORR ruling
leashyourkids wrote:
I am sitting at the airport, and there is a guy boarding who is wearing a sport coat and - I shit you not - jean shorts so tight you can see his ass crack.

I seriously just turned my phone back on to post this. Will try to sneak a pic.

JORR, acceptable or no?


Is he wearing shower shoes?
Author:  Ogie Oglethorpe [ Tue Nov 14, 2017 12:45 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Need a JORR ruling
Just a question, is the flight to St. Louis?
Author:  IMU [ Tue Nov 14, 2017 12:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Need a JORR ruling
denisdman wrote:
I do not like the sport coat with jeans look. I also don't like the sport coat with T-shirt look.

This is all wrong.
Author:  Juiced [ Tue Nov 14, 2017 12:49 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Need a JORR ruling
leashyourkids wrote:
I am sitting at the airport, and there is a guy boarding who is wearing a sport coat and - I shit you not - jean shorts so tight you can see his ass crack.

I seriously just turned my phone back on to post this. Will try to sneak a pic.

JORR, acceptable or no?


TIMEOUT! I'm going to throw the flag on this and say this is not acceptable anywhere, not just on an airplane. I trust that JORR will not overturn my ruling and allow the play to stand.

leashyourkids wrote:
Will try to sneak a pic.


No need for instant replay. I seriously question anyone asking for it. :shock:
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Nov 14, 2017 12:53 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Need a JORR ruling
It's probably Rachel Dolezal.
Author:  Curious Hair [ Tue Nov 14, 2017 12:57 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Need a JORR ruling
denisdman wrote:
I do not like the sport coat with jeans look. Even worse if the jeans are shorts. I also don't like the sport coat with T-shirt look.

Hank Scorpio wrote:
They laughed at me the first time I wore jeans with a sport coat. I was the first wealthy man in America to ever do that. Now they all do it!
Author:  JORR [ Tue Nov 14, 2017 12:57 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Need a JORR ruling
leashyourkids wrote:
I am sitting at the airport, and there is a guy boarding who is wearing a sport coat and - I shit you not - jean shorts so tight you can see his ass crack.

I seriously just turned my phone back on to post this. Will try to sneak a pic.

JORR, acceptable or no?



Jean shorts are never acceptable on a man in the post-1977 world.
Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Nov 14, 2017 1:01 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Need a JORR ruling
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
I am sitting at the airport, and there is a guy boarding who is wearing a sport coat and - I shit you not - jean shorts so tight you can see his ass crack.

I seriously just turned my phone back on to post this. Will try to sneak a pic.

JORR, acceptable or no?



Jean shorts are never acceptable on a man in the post-1977 world.

Exception for Stone Cold Steve Austin
Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Tue Nov 14, 2017 1:42 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Need a JORR ruling
rogers park bryan wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
I am sitting at the airport, and there is a guy boarding who is wearing a sport coat and - I shit you not - jean shorts so tight you can see his ass crack.

I seriously just turned my phone back on to post this. Will try to sneak a pic.

JORR, acceptable or no?



Jean shorts are never acceptable on a man in the post-1977 world.

Exception for Stone Cold Steve Austin

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Author:  Tad Queasy [ Tue Nov 14, 2017 1:53 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Need a JORR ruling
leashyourkids wrote:
I am sitting at the airport, and there is a guy boarding who is wearing a sport coat and - I shit you not - jean shorts so tight you can see his ass crack.

I seriously just turned my phone back on to post this. Will try to sneak a pic.

JORR, acceptable or no?


Please catapult him into the sun at your earliest convenience.
Author:  denisdman [ Tue Nov 14, 2017 1:53 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Need a JORR ruling
Makes me thirsty every time.
Author:  Furious Styles [ Tue Nov 14, 2017 1:55 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Need a JORR ruling
leashyourkids wrote:
Will try to sneak a pic.

JORR, acceptable or no?

I don't think JORR cares if you take pictures of dudes at the airport.
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Nov 14, 2017 2:05 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Need a JORR ruling
denisdman wrote:
Makes me thirsty every time.

Jorts so tight that you can see a guy's ass crack make you thirsty?
Author:  SuperMario [ Tue Nov 14, 2017 2:23 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Need a JORR ruling
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
I am sitting at the airport, and there is a guy boarding who is wearing a sport coat and - I shit you not - jean shorts so tight you can see his ass crack.

I seriously just turned my phone back on to post this. Will try to sneak a pic.

JORR, acceptable or no?



Jean shorts are never acceptable on a man in the post-1977 world.


Another reason Jason Goff sucks. He was criticizing people who have flat toed dress shoes yet he was claiming Jorts were in style.
Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Tue Nov 14, 2017 2:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Need a JORR ruling
Frank Coztansa wrote:
denisdman wrote:
Makes me thirsty every time.

Jorts so tight that you can see a guy's ass crack make you thirsty?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Author:  leashyourkids [ Tue Nov 14, 2017 4:04 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Need a JORR ruling
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
I am sitting at the airport, and there is a guy boarding who is wearing a sport coat and - I shit you not - jean shorts so tight you can see his ass crack.

I seriously just turned my phone back on to post this. Will try to sneak a pic.

JORR, acceptable or no?



Jean shorts are never acceptable on a man in the post-1977 world.


This is the correct answer. Just making sure.
Author:  RFDC [ Tue Nov 14, 2017 4:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Need a JORR ruling
no pics = didnt happen
Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Tue Nov 14, 2017 4:40 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Need a JORR ruling
RFDC wrote:
no pics = didnt happen


Let's be honest. It's probably leash. He was looking for guidance, not a ruling.
Author:  denisdman [ Tue Nov 14, 2017 4:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Need a JORR ruling
sjboyd0137 wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
denisdman wrote:
Makes me thirsty every time.

Jorts so tight that you can see a guy's ass crack make you thirsty?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Haha. The ones with beer, please.
Author:  leashyourkids [ Tue Nov 14, 2017 4:49 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Need a JORR ruling
sjboyd0137 wrote:
RFDC wrote:
no pics = didnt happen


Let's be honest. It's probably leash. He was looking for guidance, not a ruling.


Ding, ding, ding!
Author:  Caller Bob [ Tue Nov 14, 2017 8:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Need a JORR ruling
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
I am sitting at the airport, and there is a guy boarding who is wearing a sport coat and - I shit you not - jean shorts so tight you can see his ass crack.

I seriously just turned my phone back on to post this. Will try to sneak a pic.

JORR, acceptable or no?



Jean shorts are never acceptable on a man in the post-1977 world.

Wrong again, moron.
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Author:  Chus [ Wed Nov 15, 2017 11:08 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Need a JORR ruling
You think somebody wants a roundhouse to the face, while I'm wearing these? Forget about it.

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