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Missiles, Merica, and stupids
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Author:  Kim Jung Il [ Tue Nov 28, 2017 8:52 pm ]
Post subject:  Missiles, Merica, and stupids
Hello stupids,

Today I come to you from glorious people republic to confront rumor of missile point at you big stupid fat face and why I make missile.
Every despot need a missile. I think it best way to say helo to you from long distance as you whiny American no understand simple conception of talk nice with Kim Jung. I nice guy. When people piss off Kim Jung i kill quick not slow and horrify like a bad season of America football bear. I let people put my picture in they kitchen and stopped recently charging royalty. That is nice. I enjoy ramen. I like beach and sand toe.
Now so what I have a missile. I take out Denver. Would you really miss? Bunch of wine stoner. Maybe I blow Omaha. Omaha suck big time penis. Big whoop say Kim Jung. Do you favor say Kim Jung.
Lissen stupid, China is Kim Jung's bitch. They like me. They want kill you stupid more than I do. And Japan? You think they stop Kim Jung? All they do is make stupid wavy cat clock you think they can fight Kim Jung? Not so say I.
We can be friend you and I. We might get along ok. Imagine, you're sitting and getting fatter and stupider and you say "g whiz, I am bored I wonder what Kim Jung up to" and you throw a text and her I come with delishious beer made from lesser pollute water of people republic and we toast and reflect on how awesome it is to be Kim Jung.
Thank you for your worthless time.

Kimmy.
Author:  Peoria Matt [ Tue Nov 28, 2017 9:00 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Missiles, Merica, and stupids
:lol:

Welcome back.
Author:  MajorKong [ Wed Nov 29, 2017 4:07 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Missiles, Merica, and stupids
This guy's funnier than a fishing boat full of skeletons!
Author:  jimmypasta [ Wed Nov 29, 2017 8:56 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Missiles, Merica, and stupids
Sounds like you got a bad case of missle toe just in time for the holidays.
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