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Ogie Oglethorpe

Post subject: CSFMB "Fuck, Marry, Kill"

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 7:31 pm

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OK, simple game

The way this works is you take the 3 posters above your post and decide if you would "fuck, marry, or kill" them. .

We'll need 2 other posters to chime in here so that we can begin with poster 4, who will decide the fate of the 3 above posters. Poster 5 will decide posters on 2-4. The pattern will continue from there

Have fun

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ToxicMasculinity

Post subject: Re: CSFMB "Fuck, Marry, Kill"

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 7:33 pm

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I'll give someone an easy kill choice

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Have a terrible night and die in MANY fires.

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HawaiiYou

Post subject: Re: CSFMB "Fuck, Marry, Kill"

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 7:36 pm

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I’ll start.

Alice Kramden.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: CSFMB "Fuck, Marry, Kill"

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 7:38 pm

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Fuck - Icegirl
Marry - Deni$
Kill - Frank

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HawaiiYou

Post subject: Re: CSFMB "Fuck, Marry, Kill"

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 7:39 pm

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Ok maybe I didn’t get how to play this game with Matt Lauer rules.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: CSFMB "Fuck, Marry, Kill"

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 7:47 pm

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Lots of fail in this thread so far

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: CSFMB "Fuck, Marry, Kill"

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 7:50 pm

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Kill-Hawaii You
Fuck-Caller Bob
Marry-FF

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Hockey Gay

Post subject: Re: CSFMB "Fuck, Marry, Kill"

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 7:53 pm

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Kill - Hawaii
Fuck - FF
Marry - Hank

I'm not marrying a Sox and Packers fan.

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Juice's Lecture Notes

Post subject: Re: CSFMB "Fuck, Marry, Kill"

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 7:54 pm

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Fuck: FavreFan
Marry: Hank
Kill: Hockey Gay

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: CSFMB "Fuck, Marry, Kill"

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:11 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

Lots of fail in this thread so far

Posts like these are why so many people want to fucking kill you, fyi.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: CSFMB "Fuck, Marry, Kill"

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:16 pm

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Everyone knows what a good husband I am :lol:

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If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.

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ToxicMasculinity

Post subject: Re: CSFMB "Fuck, Marry, Kill"

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:20 pm

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Kill Caller Bob
Fuck JLN
Marry Hank

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Have a terrible night and die in MANY fires.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: CSFMB "Fuck, Marry, Kill"

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:22 pm

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Fuck: Toxic Masculinity
Marry: Caller Bob
Kill: Hank

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: CSFMB "Fuck, Marry, Kill"

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:26 pm

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

Fuck: Toxic Masculinity
Marry: Caller Bob
Kill: Hank

with the way you watch netflix? he'll kill you first.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: CSFMB "Fuck, Marry, Kill"

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:31 pm

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W_Z wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

Fuck: Toxic Masculinity
Marry: Caller Bob
Kill: Hank

with the way you watch netflix? he'll kill you first.

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There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: CSFMB "Fuck, Marry, Kill"

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:32 pm

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If you marry someone... is it assumed that you'd have to fuck them?

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: CSFMB "Fuck, Marry, Kill"

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:34 pm

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Darkside wrote:

If you marry someone... is it assumed that you'd have to fuck them?

Quite the opposite.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: CSFMB "Fuck, Marry, Kill"

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:34 pm

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Darkside wrote:

If you marry someone... is it assumed that you'd have to fuck them?

I’d be curious to hear your wedding vows.

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America

Post subject: Re: CSFMB "Fuck, Marry, Kill"

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:35 pm

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I'm not gay.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: CSFMB "Fuck, Marry, Kill"

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:37 pm

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America wrote:

I'm not gay.

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: CSFMB "Fuck, Marry, Kill"

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 9:01 pm

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America wrote:

I'm not gay.

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Mr. Reason

Post subject: Re: CSFMB "Fuck, Marry, Kill"

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 9:11 pm

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I wouldn’t give any of you cocksuckers the pleasure of me fucking you.

Marriage is right out.

The kill list is too large to post at this time.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: CSFMB "Fuck, Marry, Kill"

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 9:17 pm

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Mr. Reason wrote:

I wouldn’t give any of you cocksuckers the pleasure of me fucking you.

Marriage is right out.

The kill list is too large to post at this time.

This is the correct response.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: CSFMB "Fuck, Marry, Kill"

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 9:29 pm

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Kill: Myself

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Mr. Reason

Post subject: Re: CSFMB "Fuck, Marry, Kill"

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 11:07 pm

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Chus wrote:

Mr. Reason wrote:

I wouldn’t give any of you cocksuckers the pleasure of me fucking you.

Marriage is right out.

The kill list is too large to post at this time.

This is the correct response.

This guy gets it.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: CSFMB "Fuck, Marry, Kill"

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 11:16 pm

Mr. Reason wrote:

Chus wrote:

Mr. Reason wrote:

I wouldn’t give any of you cocksuckers the pleasure of me fucking you.

Marriage is right out.

The kill list is too large to post at this time.

This is the correct response.

This guy gets it.

So, who you got for marry and kill, then?

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Mr. Reason

Post subject: Re: CSFMB "Fuck, Marry, Kill"

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 11:23 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Mr. Reason wrote:

Chus wrote:

Mr. Reason wrote:

I wouldn’t give any of you cocksuckers the pleasure of me fucking you.

Marriage is right out.

The kill list is too large to post at this time.

This is the correct response.

This guy gets it.

So, who you got for marry and kill, then?

I just fuck ‘em.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: CSFMB "Fuck, Marry, Kill"

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 11:31 pm

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Marry Dr Ken
Fuck Reason
Then Kill Reason

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: CSFMB "Fuck, Marry, Kill"

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 11:34 pm

FavreFan wrote:

Marry Dr Ken
Fuck Reason
Then Kill Reason

You say “then” like the act itself wouldn’t kill him.

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Mr. Reason

Post subject: Re: CSFMB "Fuck, Marry, Kill"

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 11:36 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

Marry Dr Ken
Fuck Reason
Then Kill Reason

Thanks, you are aware, I’m an old man not an old woman...

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