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Author:  sinicalypse [ Fri Feb 09, 2018 12:24 pm ]
Post subject:  what would you do?

so I'm sitting at McDonald's and I realize the guy there one table over from me about 45mins ago left a laptop on the table.... And holy shit I could use a laptop... I'd be able to take my music production mobile again and that's why I asked to get the cheapest one at best buy when I had ~$7000 inheritance left cuz I wanna do productive things but everyone has to be fucking pedantic and draconian with me so I was told "we'll see" and then the topic was taboo to ever bring up again.

I turned the laptop into McDonalds. How fucking retarded am I?

Author:  JORR [ Fri Feb 09, 2018 12:25 pm ]
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I don't know. You'll have to ask my conscience.

Author:  DAC [ Fri Feb 09, 2018 12:26 pm ]
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I would have turned it in. Taking it is stealing. I am no thief.

Author:  Baby McNown [ Fri Feb 09, 2018 12:28 pm ]
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Move.

Author:  Jaw Breaker [ Fri Feb 09, 2018 12:38 pm ]
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I suppose you could have left your name as the "finder" and hoped for a reward...maybe a 10-piece McNugget.

Author:  Urlacher's missing neck [ Fri Feb 09, 2018 12:38 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: what would you do?

As long as you can wipe the coffee grounds off it I would say its fair game.

Author:  Big Chicagoan [ Fri Feb 09, 2018 12:48 pm ]
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I'm sure the thing was filled with child porn, so you did the right thing.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Fri Feb 09, 2018 12:57 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: what would you do?

sinicalypse wrote:
How fucking retarded am I?
On a scale of 1-10, or...?

Author:  JORR's Conscience [ Fri Feb 09, 2018 12:59 pm ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
I don't know. You'll have to ask my conscience.


Busy at the moment.

I'm in therapy with Baby Mcnown's prefrontal cortex.

Author:  Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:00 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
sinicalypse wrote:
How fucking retarded am I?
On a scale of 1-10, or...?


Which side is the high end?

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:02 pm ]
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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
sinicalypse wrote:
How fucking retarded am I?
On a scale of 1-10, or...?


Which side is the high end?
5

Author:  Darkside's Burned Pizza [ Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:03 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: what would you do?

JORR's Conscience wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
I don't know. You'll have to ask my conscience.


Busy at the moment.

I'm in therapy with Baby Mcnown's prefrontal cortex.
Is there any way you can talk to FarveFan's conscience?

Author:  a retard [ Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:12 pm ]
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Guessing McD's has MANY security cameras, both inside and out. Assuming you drove there if the cops were interested following up on a laptop theft I would think they would have little trouble finding you, had you taken it.

Author:  Nas [ Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:16 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: what would you do?

JORR's Conscience wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
I don't know. You'll have to ask my conscience.


Busy at the moment.

I'm in therapy with Baby Mcnown's prefrontal cortex.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:19 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: what would you do?

JORR's Conscience wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
I don't know. You'll have to ask my conscience.


Busy at the moment.

I'm in therapy with Baby Mcnown's prefrontal cortex.

:lol:

Author:  Nas [ Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: what would you do?

I would take my inheritance and build me a great computer so the world could hear my music.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:24 pm ]
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Nas wrote:
I would take my inheritance and build me a great computer so the world could hear my music.

Half of it on the computer, the other half (minus 10% to stay in-pocket) invested down at the boat ... blackjack or craps, whichever you're more comfortable with playing competently.

Author:  Brick [ Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:26 pm ]
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Nas wrote:
I would take my inheritance and build me a great computer so the world could hear my music.

Yup. Invest in yourself.

Author:  Furious Styles [ Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:51 pm ]
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What's a computer?

Author:  Caller Bob [ Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:52 pm ]
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeL70z8iCA0

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:53 pm ]
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Furious Styles wrote:
What's a computer?

:lol: :lol:

Author:  Drunk Squirrel [ Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:54 pm ]
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Terry's Peeps wrote:
Furious Styles wrote:
What's a computer?

:lol: :lol:



:lol: :lol:

Author:  tommy [ Fri Feb 09, 2018 2:16 pm ]
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You did the right thing. That matters-a lot.

Author:  pittmike [ Fri Feb 09, 2018 2:23 pm ]
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When you come across something like this the right thing to do is put yourself in the position of the person that left it. Consider the panic, fear, hopelessness or any other myriad of emotions that person is going through when they realize it.

If after that you feel you should take the laptop go ahead.

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