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| Author: | Spaulding [ Thu Feb 15, 2018 1:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Snow Penis |
Somebody made a huge penis and testicles out of snow on a busy street in town. The police were called and they had to take it down. What do you think about that? |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Thu Feb 15, 2018 1:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Snow Penis |
So that's what sini is doing when he's not dumpster diving... |
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| Author: | Hockey Gay [ Thu Feb 15, 2018 1:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Snow Penis |
Someone did this near me a few years ago. Laughed everytime I drove by it. The penis is naturally funny. |
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| Author: | Seacrest [ Thu Feb 15, 2018 1:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Snow Penis |
Spaulding wrote: Somebody made a huge penis and testicles out of snow on a busy street in town. The police were called and they had to take it down. What do you think about that? You may want to tell your kids to avoid that house on the way home from school. |
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| Author: | Ed_from_Lisle [ Thu Feb 15, 2018 1:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Snow Penis |
Spaulding wrote: Somebody made a huge penis and testicles out of snow on a busy street in town. The police were called and they had to take it down. What do you think about that? What do I think about that? You had too much time on your hands and thought it would be funny to make a snow cock and balls. Which it was. Kudos. By the way, it wasn't that huge, what with the cold and all. Shrinkage! |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Thu Feb 15, 2018 1:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Snow Penis |
Spaulding wrote: Somebody made a huge penis and testicles out of snow on a busy street in town. The police were called and they had to take it down. What do you think about that? It means there are still good and decent people out there in society that recognize the value of making a dick joke every once in a while. |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Thu Feb 15, 2018 1:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Snow Penis |
Whoever called the police should be arrested for wasting public funds on something so ridiculous. |
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| Author: | SuperMario [ Thu Feb 15, 2018 1:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Snow Penis |
We had a snow day in high school, so 2 of my friends and I made a huge snowman at this field by his house. We gave the snowman a giant penis and took a bunch of pictures with it. This was before any social media and smart phones, so it was an old digital camera. The following day at school, one of my friends printed off the picture at school and threw hundreds of copies of it in the air like the scene from 10 Things I Hate About You. Except the picture he printed was cropped (on purpose), so only I was in the picture. I got called to the assistant principal's office who was a complete psycho. I had no idea what it was in regards to because I was not aware my friend had printed the picture and threw them all over school. I walked into the VP's office and he holds up a picture of me with a shit-eating grin on my face with my arm around a snowman with a 5 foot dick and says "Explain this". I busted out laughing not expecting to see that. Eventually my other two friends involved with making the snowman got called down to the office as well. My one friend who printed the pictures got a 2-day suspension. Catholic school, so they weren't accepting of kids seeing dick. My other friend and I who didn't print the pictures had to each take a copy of the photo home and have our parents write a letter acknowledging they were aware of the situation. My parents were laughing at the stupid punishment. My mom's letter back to the VP was "I am aware and acknowledge my son made an anatomically correct snowman. Thank you." One of the best high school days ever. |
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| Author: | conns7901 [ Thu Feb 15, 2018 1:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Snow Penis |
Spaulding wrote: Somebody made a huge penis and testicles out of snow on a busy street in town. The police were called and they had to take it down. What do you think about that? Must not be much to do as a cop in Downers Grove. |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Thu Feb 15, 2018 2:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Snow Penis |
Spaulding wrote: Somebody made a huge penis and testicles out of snow on a busy street in town. The police were called and they had to take it down. What do you think about that? Why would the police be called? There is nothing illegal about making a snow penis. If the residents want to take it down, fine. But you don't need police. |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Thu Feb 15, 2018 2:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Snow Penis |
Beardown wrote: Spaulding wrote: Somebody made a huge penis and testicles out of snow on a busy street in town. The police were called and they had to take it down. What do you think about that? Why would the police be called? There is nothing illegal about making a snow penis. If the residents want to take it down, fine. But you don't need police. In the suburbs, some of the loony "morally sound" conservatives find the idea of a snow penis to be indecent. They don't have a sense of humor. |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Thu Feb 15, 2018 2:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Snow Penis |
Not Spaulding. She laughed at it I'm sure. |
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| Author: | Caller Bob [ Thu Feb 15, 2018 2:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Snow Penis |
sjboyd0137 wrote: Beardown wrote: Spaulding wrote: Somebody made a huge penis and testicles out of snow on a busy street in town. The police were called and they had to take it down. What do you think about that? Why would the police be called? There is nothing illegal about making a snow penis. If the residents want to take it down, fine. But you don't need police. In the suburbs, some of the loony "morally sound" conservatives find the idea of a snow penis to be indecent. They don't have a sense of humor. Under what penal code? |
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| Author: | Furious Styles [ Thu Feb 15, 2018 2:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Snow Penis |
Beardown wrote: Why would the police be called? There is nothing illegal about making a snow penis. Unlike the penis, the charges wouldn't stand up in court. |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Thu Feb 15, 2018 2:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Snow Penis |
Beardown wrote: Not Spaulding. She laughed at it I'm sure. Well, no shit Sherlock... |
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| Author: | Tad Queasy [ Thu Feb 15, 2018 2:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Snow Penis |
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| Author: | Heisenberg [ Thu Feb 15, 2018 2:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Snow Penis |
[quote="SuperMario"] I . [b]Catholic school, so they weren't accepting of kids seeing dic[/b]k. My other friend and I who didn't print the pictures had to each take a copy of the photo home and have our parents write a letter acknowledging they were aware of the situation. My parents were laughing at the stupid punishment. My mom's letter back to the VP was "I am aware and acknowledge my son made an anatomically correct snowman. Thank you." One of the best high school days ever.[/quote]im Unless, of course, the dick was attached to a priest. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Thu Feb 15, 2018 2:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Snow Penis |
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| Author: | SuperMario [ Thu Feb 15, 2018 2:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Snow Penis |
Heisenberg wrote: SuperMario wrote: I im. Catholic school, so they weren't accepting of kids seeing dick. My other friend and I who didn't print the pictures had to each take a copy of the photo home and have our parents write a letter acknowledging they were aware of the situation. My parents were laughing at the stupid punishment. My mom's letter back to the VP was "I am aware and acknowledge my son made an anatomically correct snowman. Thank you." One of the best high school days ever. Unless, of course, the dick was attached to a priest. Haha. I left that there so someone would pounce. |
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| Author: | Chet Coppock's Fur Coat [ Thu Feb 15, 2018 2:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Snow Penis |
Beardown wrote: Not Spaulding. She laughed at it I'm sure. I'll be disappointed if she didn't rub up against it. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Thu Feb 15, 2018 2:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Snow Penis |
Caller Bob wrote: sjboyd0137 wrote: Beardown wrote: Spaulding wrote: Somebody made a huge penis and testicles out of snow on a busy street in town. The police were called and they had to take it down. What do you think about that? Why would the police be called? There is nothing illegal about making a snow penis. If the residents want to take it down, fine. But you don't need police. In the suburbs, some of the loony "morally sound" conservatives find the idea of a snow penis to be indecent. They don't have a sense of humor. Under what penal code?  
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| Author: | Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Thu Feb 15, 2018 3:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Snow Penis |
Don Tiny continues to be my favorite poster and it's not even close. |
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| Author: | sinicalypse [ Thu Feb 15, 2018 3:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Snow Penis |
sjboyd0137 wrote: So that's what sini is doing when he's not dumpster diving... either that or trying to discover which ATMs have the most vulnerable old ladies per capita |
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| Author: | beni hanna [ Thu Feb 15, 2018 3:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Snow Penis |
Two points. Two years ago in the 'New East Side' Lake Shore East Park (park is surrounded by high rises) a penile snow object was made in full view of maybe 30,000 people each day. The snow object lasted for a couple of days before someone rubbed it out. I cannot confirm if 5_0 was enlisted to complete the rubbing. It was pretty funny for this viewer. Ladies under forty were seen pointing and giggling. Secondly, damn you Spaulding. I happen to be a Eric Burdon and the Animals fan. They have a nice little diddy entitled Sky Pilot. I am now walking around mentally humming 'Snow Penis, how high can you fly, you'll never, never, never reach the sky...' 
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| Author: | Seacrest [ Thu Feb 15, 2018 3:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Snow Penis |
...spill the wine, drink that girl! |
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| Author: | beni hanna [ Thu Feb 15, 2018 3:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Snow Penis |
Seacrest wrote: ...spill the wine, drink that girl! Another classic. One of my favorites is San Francisco Nights. Have no idea why. Edit, yeah that is with WAR...take that girl. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Thu Feb 15, 2018 4:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Snow Penis |
beni hanna wrote: Secondly, damn you Spaulding. I happen to be a Eric Burdon and the Animals fan. They have a nice little diddy entitled Sky Pilot. I am now walking around mentally humming 'Snow Penis, how high can you fly, you'll never, never, never reach the sky...' Under-rated song. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Thu Feb 15, 2018 4:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Snow Penis |
Douchebag wrote: Whoever called the police should be arrested for wasting public funds on something so ridiculous. Pretty much this.
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| Author: | Furious Styles [ Thu Feb 15, 2018 4:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Snow Penis |
Hope it didn't cost more than $52 to commission the work. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Thu Feb 15, 2018 4:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Snow Penis |
Seacrest wrote: ...spill the wine, drink that girl! This is your best post ever. You should go out on top. |
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