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| Author: | SuperMario [ Tue Mar 06, 2018 8:28 am ] |
| Post subject: | Darwin Award Winners |
I didn't see a previous thread with this title, but I thought a running Darwin award winner category would be good. Heard this one on the radio today, and though the guy didn't kill himself, the death he inflicted on his wife is classic. http://www.hurriyetdailynews.com/man-ki ... eli-127602 Quote: The incident occurred in the Çayırova district of Kocaeli, when a man tried to treat his wife’s long-running constipation problem by putting a garden hose in his wife’s anus and running water through the hose. However, she succumbed to her injuries as doctors said her intestines had exploded due to the pressure from the water. ....ouch |
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| Author: | Nas [ Tue Mar 06, 2018 8:38 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Darwin Award Winners |
Problem solved! |
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| Author: | tommy [ Tue Mar 06, 2018 8:56 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Darwin Award Winners |
"(H)e reportedly said he had successfully treated his own constipation in the same way." What the Christ? |
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| Author: | SuperMario [ Tue Mar 06, 2018 9:32 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Darwin Award Winners |
tommy wrote: "(H)e reportedly said he had successfully treated his own constipation in the same way." What the Christ? One successful trial run is all you need! |
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| Author: | Nas [ Tue Mar 06, 2018 9:37 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Darwin Award Winners |
Colonic cleanse |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Tue Mar 06, 2018 9:39 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Darwin Award Winners |
I think he was supposed to use hot water. |
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| Author: | SuperMario [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 9:26 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Darwin Award Winners |
Got a new one here. https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/na ... 443178002/ Quote: A woman from Spain is dead after having an allergic reaction to a live bee acupuncture' procedure where bee stings are used instead of needles.
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| Author: | Ogie Oglethorpe [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 9:31 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Darwin Award Winners |
SuperMario wrote: Got a new one here. https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/na ... 443178002/ Quote: A woman from Spain is dead after having an allergic reaction to a live bee acupuncture' procedure where bee stings are used instead of needles. Even normal acupuncture is retarded woo. Doing this with actual bees is a whole other level. |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 9:32 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Darwin Award Winners |
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| Author: | Jaw Breaker [ Tue Apr 24, 2018 9:15 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Darwin Award Winners |
Probably not too smart to flaunt your winnings: Authorities say a woman who displayed money on social media from an injury settlement was shot and killed during a home invasion last month by two men who went to the home to rob her of the money. http://www.chicagotribune.com/suburbs/l ... story.html |
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| Author: | Seacrest [ Tue Apr 24, 2018 10:34 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Darwin Award Winners |
Ogie Oglethorpe wrote: SuperMario wrote: Got a new one here. https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/na ... 443178002/ Quote: A woman from Spain is dead after having an allergic reaction to a live bee acupuncture' procedure where bee stings are used instead of needles. Even normal acupuncture is retarded woo. Doing this with actual bees is a whole other level. You speaking from personal experience here? |
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| Author: | hnd [ Tue Apr 24, 2018 1:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Darwin Award Winners |
acupuncture took away my FIL's hypoglycemia 10 years ago. we were all skeptical but a guy at his office convinced him to try it. |
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| Author: | 312player [ Tue Apr 24, 2018 5:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Darwin Award Winners |
Ive been going to acupuncture for 4 weeks now..1x week..I'm not sure if it works or not. |
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| Author: | tommy [ Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Darwin Award Winners |
312player wrote: Ive been going to acupuncture for 4 weeks now..1x week..I'm not sure if it works or not. For what? |
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| Author: | 312player [ Tue Apr 24, 2018 9:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Darwin Award Winners |
tommy wrote: 312player wrote: Ive been going to acupuncture for 4 weeks now..1x week..I'm not sure if it works or not. For what? Neck, back, shoulders. |
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