What the hell is going on in that house?

So some of you might remember Joan's house... my old as dirt neighbor off my backyard. Well, she gone. And new people live there. But that's not important right now.

The house next to it is a tiny little house. Maybe... maybe 900 to 1000 sq. Ft. A few months ago, we started noticing every Tuesday night there would be a smallish gathering of cars there. Never any loud music or noise, just a bunch of cars. At first we thought maybe they were having a "renovation party", you know maybe a friend or two in trades would meet up at this house and do some work on it. Whatever.

But it's getting... weird.

The events have increased dramatically in size lately. The cars no longer fit in the drive or on the street along the property. Now they're filling the whole street. They've added "party over here" lights to the bushes in front which are only on on Tuesday night. There's gotta be 20 or so, maybe more cars there now.

No one carries in anything. No tools. The no coolers. No cases of beer.

And it seems to be only men.

As of right now DW and I spotted about 20 men walking in without any... uh... beer or whatever. Just walking in. It's getting dark so it's hard to tell more at this point so we've decided wild, unfounded, irresponsible speculation is in order. We need your help. What is going on over there?

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Nerds playing a board game or gay man orgy.

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Nerds playing a board game or gay man orgy.

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So you're saying its nerds playing a board game or a gay man orgy?

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Duck in and find out.

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Bible Study, or bumfights, or gangbanging random whores. Or all three.

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

We thought about that. But why wouldn't you bring beer to a gay orgy? I mean dont yiu need to get lubed up before you lube up?
We thought about a nerd fest but the weird thing is no one brings anything in. No board game stuff like I've seen dudes with figurines or bags of dice or costumes or whatever. And certainly... beer. Nothing.

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17 cars now. More arriving as we speak. Are there that many nerds around here? What the hell is going on?
I need to send a nerd spy. Looking for volunteers or suggestions of whom to force into volunteering.

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Deep suburban life continues to scare the hell out of me

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Just confirmed no crosses burning.
Not your typical McHenry gathering to be sure.

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AA Meeting.

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You know me like that.

Fuck. That might make sense. Any other hallmarks of an aa meeting? Considerable cigarette smoke flowing out of the house?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
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Extra frightening

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Easy solution.

You can get it to stop by bringing beer over.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Nobody likes quitters. I kid.. I kid..I shouldn’t joke about alcoholism.

I sometimes make sense.

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You know me like that.

That was my immediate thought. Either that or Hollow Earthers.

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I have a house this size. Unless there is a basement, you aren’t fitting 20 people unless you’re all standing around staring at each other.

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There is a simple answer to this.

Da Ma Na!!!!

Case solved.

What’s he building In there? What the hell is he building in there? We have a right to know.

Yeah, I lean to this over bible study if they aren't bringing bibles. You don't really need to bring anything to an AA meeting (or NA) but it isn't exclusively all men (as far as I know.) Maybe it is some official Masonic Lodge meeting or similar group where the topics are all business so you wouldn't bring refreshments?

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

What nationality are they? If they all the same could be a rally of some kind, call crime stoppers and get it over with.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Go in front of the house and start digging a hole. If they join you, they are meth heads.

They're all leaving now.

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Gross.

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Casually yell to one, "Hey, you want to hang out and have some beers or drugs?" If they say no, ask "How about just the drugs?" That should give you some clues for NA vs AA.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

Reclaiming lakemoorefest without inviting you or your wife out of spite

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

yeah BITCH

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Just follow one of them in the door. If there are 20 no one is going to notice 1 more.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!