Cashman wrote:
Go in front of the house and start digging a hole. If they join you, they are meth heads.
yeah BITCH
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| Author: | Darkside [ Tue Mar 27, 2018 7:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | I need a conspiracy theory |
What the hell is going on in that house? So some of you might remember Joan's house... my old as dirt neighbor off my backyard. Well, she gone. And new people live there. But that's not important right now. The house next to it is a tiny little house. Maybe... maybe 900 to 1000 sq. Ft. A few months ago, we started noticing every Tuesday night there would be a smallish gathering of cars there. Never any loud music or noise, just a bunch of cars. At first we thought maybe they were having a "renovation party", you know maybe a friend or two in trades would meet up at this house and do some work on it. Whatever. But it's getting... weird. The events have increased dramatically in size lately. The cars no longer fit in the drive or on the street along the property. Now they're filling the whole street. They've added "party over here" lights to the bushes in front which are only on on Tuesday night. There's gotta be 20 or so, maybe more cars there now. No one carries in anything. No tools. The no coolers. No cases of beer. And it seems to be only men. As of right now DW and I spotted about 20 men walking in without any... uh... beer or whatever. Just walking in. It's getting dark so it's hard to tell more at this point so we've decided wild, unfounded, irresponsible speculation is in order. We need your help. What is going on over there? |
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| Author: | 312player [ Tue Mar 27, 2018 7:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I need a conspiracy theory |
Nerds playing a board game or gay man orgy. |
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| Author: | 312player [ Tue Mar 27, 2018 7:21 pm ] |
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Nerds playing a board game or gay man orgy. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Tue Mar 27, 2018 7:23 pm ] |
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So you're saying its nerds playing a board game or a gay man orgy? |
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| Author: | 312player [ Tue Mar 27, 2018 7:24 pm ] |
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Duck in and find out. |
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| Author: | Chet Coppock's Fur Coat [ Tue Mar 27, 2018 7:26 pm ] |
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Bible Study, or bumfights, or gangbanging random whores. Or all three. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Tue Mar 27, 2018 7:26 pm ] |
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We thought about that. But why wouldn't you bring beer to a gay orgy? I mean dont yiu need to get lubed up before you lube up? We thought about a nerd fest but the weird thing is no one brings anything in. No board game stuff like I've seen dudes with figurines or bags of dice or costumes or whatever. And certainly... beer. Nothing. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Tue Mar 27, 2018 7:28 pm ] |
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17 cars now. More arriving as we speak. Are there that many nerds around here? What the hell is going on? I need to send a nerd spy. Looking for volunteers or suggestions of whom to force into volunteering. |
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Tue Mar 27, 2018 7:31 pm ] |
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Deep suburban life continues to scare the hell out of me |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Tue Mar 27, 2018 7:31 pm ] |
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Just confirmed no crosses burning. Not your typical McHenry gathering to be sure. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Tue Mar 27, 2018 7:31 pm ] |
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iirRqL2FoXM |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Tue Mar 27, 2018 7:33 pm ] |
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AA Meeting. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Tue Mar 27, 2018 7:34 pm ] |
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: AA Meeting. Fuck. That might make sense. Any other hallmarks of an aa meeting? Considerable cigarette smoke flowing out of the house? |
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Tue Mar 27, 2018 7:36 pm ] |
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: AA Meeting. Extra frightening |
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| Author: | Brick [ Tue Mar 27, 2018 7:45 pm ] |
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Darkside wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: AA Meeting. Fuck. That might make sense. Any other hallmarks of an aa meeting? Considerable cigarette smoke flowing out of the house? You can get it to stop by bringing beer over. |
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| Author: | Drunk Squirrel [ Tue Mar 27, 2018 7:50 pm ] |
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Regular Reader wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: AA Meeting. Extra frightening Nobody likes quitters. I kid.. I kid..I shouldn’t joke about alcoholism. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Tue Mar 27, 2018 7:56 pm ] |
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Darkside wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: AA Meeting. Fuck. That might make sense. Any other hallmarks of an aa meeting? Considerable cigarette smoke flowing out of the house? I sometimes make sense. |
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Tue Mar 27, 2018 7:58 pm ] |
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: AA Meeting. That was my immediate thought. Either that or Hollow Earthers. |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Tue Mar 27, 2018 8:09 pm ] |
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I have a house this size. Unless there is a basement, you aren’t fitting 20 people unless you’re all standing around staring at each other. |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Tue Mar 27, 2018 8:14 pm ] |
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There is a simple answer to this. Da Ma Na!!!! Case solved. |
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| Author: | W_Z [ Tue Mar 27, 2018 8:18 pm ] |
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What’s he building In there? What the hell is he building in there? We have a right to know. |
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| Author: | newper [ Tue Mar 27, 2018 8:32 pm ] |
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Darkside wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: AA Meeting. Fuck. That might make sense. Any other hallmarks of an aa meeting? Considerable cigarette smoke flowing out of the house? Yeah, I lean to this over bible study if they aren't bringing bibles. You don't really need to bring anything to an AA meeting (or NA) but it isn't exclusively all men (as far as I know.) Maybe it is some official Masonic Lodge meeting or similar group where the topics are all business so you wouldn't bring refreshments? |
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| Author: | chaspoppcap [ Tue Mar 27, 2018 8:33 pm ] |
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What nationality are they? If they all the same could be a rally of some kind, call crime stoppers and get it over with. |
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| Author: | Cashman [ Tue Mar 27, 2018 8:37 pm ] |
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Go in front of the house and start digging a hole. If they join you, they are meth heads. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Tue Mar 27, 2018 8:37 pm ] |
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They're all leaving now. |
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Tue Mar 27, 2018 8:38 pm ] |
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Darkside wrote: They're all leaving now. Gross. |
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| Author: | newper [ Tue Mar 27, 2018 8:40 pm ] |
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Darkside wrote: They're all leaving now. Casually yell to one, "Hey, you want to hang out and have some beers or drugs?" If they say no, ask "How about just the drugs?" That should give you some clues for NA vs AA. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Tue Mar 27, 2018 8:41 pm ] |
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Reclaiming lakemoorefest without inviting you or your wife out of spite |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Tue Mar 27, 2018 8:42 pm ] |
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Cashman wrote: Go in front of the house and start digging a hole. If they join you, they are meth heads. yeah BITCH
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| Author: | Urlacher's missing neck [ Tue Mar 27, 2018 8:44 pm ] |
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Just follow one of them in the door. If there are 20 no one is going to notice 1 more. |
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