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I just drove by Maryville and they've got a full crucifixion going on complete with Romans on horseback. I was tempted to stop and roll bones for Jesus's clothes.

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

I just drove by Maryville and they've got a full crucifixion going on complete with Romans on horseback. I was tempted to stop and roll bones for Jesus's clothes.

I can't believe you people killed him.

I wonder what he was really like. Each generation seems to re-invent him.

(or Him/He for the Christian pronoun SJWs)

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

I just drove by Maryville and they've got a full crucifixion going on complete with Romans on horseback. I was tempted to stop and roll bones for Jesus's clothes.

It's most likely live stations of the cross.

I was tempted to stop and roll bones for Jesus's clothes.

I wonder what he was really like.

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

I was tempted to stop and roll bones for Jesus's clothes.

You totally should have, and then tied his robe to your mic stand on Saturday.

tommy wrote:

I wonder what he was really like.

He drank wine and was a carpenter. Clearly He was a Union democrat.

Maybe this Pope wants Catholics to become like many Jews. Just take the days off and celebrate but don't actually believe anything.

Author:	JORR [ Fri Mar 30, 2018 11:56 am ]
Post subject:	Good Friday
I just drove by Maryville and they've got a full crucifixion going on complete with Romans on horseback. I was tempted to stop and roll bones for Jesus's clothes.

Author:	tommy [ Fri Mar 30, 2018 11:59 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Good Friday
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: I just drove by Maryville and they've got a full crucifixion going on complete with Romans on horseback. I was tempted to stop and roll bones for Jesus's clothes. I can't believe you people killed him. I wonder what he was really like. Each generation seems to re-invent him. (or Him/He for the Christian pronoun SJWs)

Author:	good dolphin [ Fri Mar 30, 2018 12:07 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Good Friday
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: I just drove by Maryville and they've got a full crucifixion going on complete with Romans on horseback. I was tempted to stop and roll bones for Jesus's clothes. It's most likely live stations of the cross.

Author:	pittmike [ Fri Mar 30, 2018 12:10 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Good Friday
Maybe this Pope wants Catholics to become like many Jews. Just take the days off and celebrate but don't actually believe anything.

Author:	SuperMario [ Fri Mar 30, 2018 12:15 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Good Friday
tommy wrote: Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: I just drove by Maryville and they've got a full crucifixion going on complete with Romans on horseback. I was tempted to stop and roll bones for Jesus's clothes. I can't believe you people killed him. I wonder what he was really like. Each generation seems to re-invent him. (or Him/He for the Christian pronoun SJWs)

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Author:	tommy [ Fri Mar 30, 2018 12:21 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Good Friday
good dolphin wrote: Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: I just drove by Maryville and they've got a full crucifixion going on complete with Romans on horseback. I was tempted to stop and roll bones for Jesus's clothes. It's most likely live stations of the cross. I think some people in the Philippines and Mexico have reenacted this with all the pain--they really whip the Jesus stand-in and actually nail his hands and feet (and then take him to a doctor). Mercy. My son was a Roman guard in his seventh-grade live Stations of the Cross. He had a pretty cool helmet and chest armor as he bossed around a skinny, adolescent Jesus. It's comforting seeing your kids go through the same rituals you did--and to see them get meaning out of it.

Author:	Frank Coztansa [ Fri Mar 30, 2018 12:27 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Good Friday
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: I was tempted to stop and roll bones for Jesus's clothes. You totally should have, and then tied his robe to your mic stand on Saturday. tommy wrote: I wonder what he was really like. He drank wine and was a carpenter. Clearly He was a Union democrat.

Author:	SuperMario [ Fri Mar 30, 2018 12:31 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Good Friday
Frank Coztansa wrote: Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: I was tempted to stop and roll bones for Jesus's clothes. You totally should have, and then tied his robe to your mic stand on Saturday. tommy wrote: I wonder what he was really like. He drank wine and was a carpenter. Clearly He was a Union democrat. And Jewish. Most Jews are Democrats.

Author:	Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Fri Mar 30, 2018 1:28 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Good Friday
I just saw someone posted one of those crazy inflatable things but it had an image of Jesus and I kind of thought it was wrong, but I couldn't help staring at it.

Author:	Tad Queasy [ Fri Mar 30, 2018 2:34 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Good Friday
pittmike wrote: Maybe this Pope wants Catholics to become like many Jews. Just take the days off and celebrate but don't actually believe anything.

Author:	Curious Hair [ Fri Mar 30, 2018 2:59 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Good Friday
pittmike wrote: Maybe this Pope wants Catholics to become like many Jews. Just take the days off and celebrate but don't actually believe anything. Don't forget Protestants! The only thing we hit our knees for is adjusting the television!

Author:	ToxicMasculinity [ Fri Mar 30, 2018 3:28 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Good Friday
What's the point if hell doesn't exist?

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