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Author:  Drake LaRrieta [ Fri Apr 20, 2018 7:54 pm ]
Post subject:  Industries Millennials are Destroying
http://www.businessinsider.com/millenni ... ist-2017-8
Author:  Darkside [ Fri Apr 20, 2018 7:57 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Industries Millennials are Destroying
Drake LaRrieta wrote:
http://www.businessinsider.com/millennials-are-killing-list-2017-8

Who cares? Your generation killed video rental stores and Handy Andy.
Author:  America [ Fri Apr 20, 2018 8:00 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Industries Millennials are Destroying
Arguably the most retarded article I've ever read.
Author:  ToxicMasculinity [ Fri Apr 20, 2018 8:03 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Industries Millennials are Destroying
Quote:
People ages 18 to 24 are 19% less likely to search for breasts on the pornographic website Pornhub compared with all other age groups, according to an analysis conducted by the website.

For "breastaurants" like Hooters and Twin Peaks, a loss of interest in breasts is bad for business.


So the market is ripe for a restaurant centered around eating ass?
Author:  leashyourkids [ Fri Apr 20, 2018 8:04 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Industries Millennials are Destroying
Awful
Author:  Darkside [ Fri Apr 20, 2018 8:05 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Industries Millennials are Destroying
ToxicMasculinity wrote:
Quote:
People ages 18 to 24 are 19% less likely to search for breasts on the pornographic website Pornhub compared with all other age groups, according to an analysis conducted by the website.

For "breastaurants" like Hooters and Twin Peaks, a loss of interest in breasts is bad for business.


So the market is ripe for a restaurant centered around eating ass?

Is it because millennials are more likely to be homos?
Author:  ToxicMasculinity [ Fri Apr 20, 2018 8:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Industries Millennials are Destroying
Darkside wrote:
ToxicMasculinity wrote:
Quote:
People ages 18 to 24 are 19% less likely to search for breasts on the pornographic website Pornhub compared with all other age groups, according to an analysis conducted by the website.

For "breastaurants" like Hooters and Twin Peaks, a loss of interest in breasts is bad for business.


So the market is ripe for a restaurant centered around eating ass?

Is it because millennials are more likely to be homos?


Yes they are big into "that gay shit" to quote a meme.

https://www.salon.com/2015/02/02/ass_is ... e_partner/
Author:  pittmike [ Fri Apr 20, 2018 8:08 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Industries Millennials are Destroying
Well if you would read this board we are all just a bunch of rich snobs never ever eating at chilli’s or even considering Walmart while all along bitching about the cost of premium gas for our Audis.
Author:  MajorKong [ Fri Apr 20, 2018 9:30 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Industries Millennials are Destroying
Quote:
Beer penetration fell 1% from 2016 to 2017


Well this is disconcerting
Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Fri Apr 20, 2018 9:40 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Industries Millennials are Destroying
Darkside wrote:
Drake LaRrieta wrote:
http://www.businessinsider.com/millennials-are-killing-list-2017-8

Who cares? Your generation killed video rental stores and Handy Andy.


Nothing says molester like Handy Andy.
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Fri Apr 20, 2018 9:55 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Industries Millennials are Destroying
Henry Bessemer
George Westinghouse
Oscar Meyer
Author:  Drake LaRrieta [ Fri Apr 20, 2018 9:58 pm ]
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The cable TV business model will crash if Millennials refuse to purchase the TV services.
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Fri Apr 20, 2018 10:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Industries Millennials are Destroying
Drake LaRrieta wrote:
The cable TV business model will crash if Millennials refuse to purchase the TV services.

Brilliant deduction.

"business sure to fail if people don't buy it's product"
Author:  Don Tiny [ Fri Apr 20, 2018 10:11 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Industries Millennials are Destroying
ToxicMasculinity wrote:
Quote:
People ages 18 to 24 are 19% less likely to search for breasts on the pornographic website Pornhub compared with all other age groups, according to an analysis conducted by the website.

For "breastaurants" like Hooters and Twin Peaks, a loss of interest in breasts is bad for business.


So the market is ripe for a restaurant centered around eating ass?

Jim Norton's gonna be thrilled.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Apr 20, 2018 10:12 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Industries Millennials are Destroying
MajorKong wrote:
Quote:
Beer penetration fell 1% from 2016 to 2017


Well this is disconcerting


Beer penetration is on the rise in this area.
Author:  Don Tiny [ Fri Apr 20, 2018 10:16 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Industries Millennials are Destroying
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
MajorKong wrote:
Quote:
Beer penetration fell 1% from 2016 to 2017


Well this is disconcerting


Beer penetration is on the rise in this area.

Is that, like, rogering someone with a Michelob bottle?
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Apr 20, 2018 10:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Industries Millennials are Destroying
Don Tiny wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
MajorKong wrote:
Quote:
Beer penetration fell 1% from 2016 to 2017


Well this is disconcerting


Beer penetration is on the rise in this area.

Is that, like, rogering someone with a Michelob bottle?



Sure....like....
Author:  newper [ Fri Apr 20, 2018 10:35 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Industries Millennials are Destroying
I feel like eating ass and Gangnam Style both hit their peaks around the same time... sure, as a novelty it still goes on, but it isn't what it used to be.
Author:  FavreFan [ Fri Apr 20, 2018 10:40 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Industries Millennials are Destroying
newper wrote:
I feel like eating ass

Solid sig if anyone's interested.
Author:  ToxicMasculinity [ Fri Apr 20, 2018 11:34 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Industries Millennials are Destroying
FavreFan wrote:
newper wrote:
I feel like eating ass

Solid sig if anyone's interested.

:lol: :lol:
Author:  W_Z [ Fri Apr 20, 2018 11:45 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Industries Millennials are Destroying
wait, this article is from Halloween of last year?

fuck you, michael myers!
Author:  MajorKong [ Sat Apr 21, 2018 12:04 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Industries Millennials are Destroying
Don Tiny wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
MajorKong wrote:
Quote:
Beer penetration fell 1% from 2016 to 2017


Well this is disconcerting


Beer penetration is on the rise in this area.

Is that, like, rogering someone with a Michelob bottle?


I think it means rogering the Michelob bottle
Author:  Don Tiny [ Sat Apr 21, 2018 12:18 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Industries Millennials are Destroying
MajorKong wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
MajorKong wrote:
Quote:
Beer penetration fell 1% from 2016 to 2017


Well this is disconcerting


Beer penetration is on the rise in this area.

Is that, like, rogering someone with a Michelob bottle?


I think it means rogering the Michelob bottle

Well, I guess turnabout is fair play.
Author:  Franky T [ Sun Apr 22, 2018 10:56 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Industries Millennials are Destroying
I, too, prefer paper towels to napkins. I didn't know that makes me a millennial.
Author:  Don Tiny [ Sun Apr 22, 2018 11:24 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Industries Millennials are Destroying
Franky T wrote:
I, too, prefer paper towels to napkins. I didn't know that makes me a millennial.

Not at all clear on why anyone wouldn't tbh.
Author:  ToxicMasculinity [ Sun Apr 22, 2018 5:56 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Industries Millennials are Destroying
Don Tiny wrote:
Franky T wrote:
I, too, prefer paper towels to napkins. I didn't know that makes me a millennial.

Not at all clear on why anyone wouldn't tbh.


Yeah who wants to have a napkin dispenser in their home.
Author:  Curious Hair [ Sun Apr 22, 2018 6:18 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Industries Millennials are Destroying
FavreFan wrote:
newper wrote:
I feel like eating ass

Solid sig if anyone's interested.

Bad Company didn't nail it on the first draft.
Author:  Don Tiny [ Sun Apr 22, 2018 7:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Industries Millennials are Destroying
Curious Hair wrote:
FavreFan wrote:
newper wrote:
I feel like eating ass

Solid sig if anyone's interested.

Bad Company didn't nail it on the first draft.

:lol:
Author:  newper [ Sun Apr 22, 2018 7:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Industries Millennials are Destroying
Curious Hair wrote:
FavreFan wrote:
newper wrote:
I feel like eating ass

Solid sig if anyone's interested.

Bad Company didn't nail it on the first draft.

:lol: :lol: Nice
Author:  Kirkwood [ Mon Apr 23, 2018 8:08 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Industries Millennials are Destroying
1. Casual dining chains like Buffalo Wild Wings and Applebee's - all suck. we're right.
2. The concept of "starter homes" — they're renting longer and buying expensive houses later - smart. save on transactional costs
3. Beer - not alcoholics. smart
4. Napkins - waste. paper towels are FAR SUPERIOR
5. "Breastaurant" chains like Hooters - creepy. good riddance
6. Cereal - ok, no one bats .1000. cereal is great
7. Golf - great call. waste of real estate, resources and time
8. Motorcycles - dangerous. always get in the way of cars. another great call
9. Homeownership - smart. renting is the financially wiser decision.
10. Yogurt — especially light yogurt - who cares.
11. Bars of soap - 100% on the right side of history. bar soap suuuuuuucks
12. Diamonds - another smart decision. we are great
13. Fabric softener - like cereal, we are sometimes wrong. fabric softener is key
14. Banks - misleading. should've said bank branches. they're nice to visit when required.
15. Department stores like Macy's and Sears - they suck. of course we won't use our money there.
16. Designer handbags - good riddance. we'll make sure to give them to goodwill when our boomer parents hand them down to us
17. Gyms - untrue. specific to bad gyms
18. Home-improvement stores like Home Depot and Lowe's - that's what a landlord is for. his problem, not ours
19. Football - put this in the cereal/fabric softener pile of bad decisions.
20. Oil - eh, bad call. oil is very helpful

16 out of 20 is very good. good thing millenials are around to fix the fucked up things previous generations thought were a good idea.
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