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Author:  jimmypasta [ Thu May 24, 2018 6:49 am ]
Post subject:  So what's the deal with longass beards?

I have had beards in my day but seeing guys looking like it's 1872 walking around is very strange. Do you young guys know girls that enjoy that look?


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Author:  W_Z [ Thu May 24, 2018 6:52 am ]
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girls? they're too busy worrying about when the new Labo set and Chicken and Waffle chips are coming out.

Author:  America [ Thu May 24, 2018 7:01 am ]
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Shaving every day gets old fast. I am firmly with Dave here, the instant I don't have a professional obligation to keep it under control I'm going full natural.

Dudes who spend years growing out some low T soyboy beard and are afriad to shave it are trash.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Thu May 24, 2018 7:07 am ]
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No issue with them, but if I’m being honest... if someone comes into an interview with a long, unkempt beard (which has happened a few times recently), it is over before it started. Shows a lack of thoughtfulness and preparation, IMO.

Author:  Bagels [ Thu May 24, 2018 7:11 am ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
No issue with them, but if I’m being honest... if someone comes into an interview with a long, unkempt beard (which has happened a few times recently), it is over before it started. Shows a lack of thoughtfulness and preparation, IMO.



so, then you do have an issue with them...

Author:  leashyourkids [ Thu May 24, 2018 7:13 am ]
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Bagels wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
No issue with them, but if I’m being honest... if someone comes into an interview with a long, unkempt beard (which has happened a few times recently), it is over before it started. Shows a lack of thoughtfulness and preparation, IMO.



so, then you do have an issue with them...


I guess. But only in that setting. In people’s personal lives, I don’t give a fuck what they do one way or the other. They could go pantsless for all I care. Don’t like it? Don’t look.

Author:  Nas [ Thu May 24, 2018 7:16 am ]
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Women like them. I salute anyone who is able to maintain one of them. I grew a beard about 1/3 the size of Letterman's late last year and I looked homeless a couple of days after leaving the barbershop.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu May 24, 2018 7:17 am ]
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Shaving can get old, but when a beard gets to a certain length there is time involved in grooming it and keeping tidy. Either way, its 'face time' so to speak.

I can't grow a long beard, but really don't have an issue with it. I can't imagine that its very comfortable in the summer months.

Author:  Cashman [ Thu May 24, 2018 7:45 am ]
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I think these hipsters are ruining it for the rest of us. I like a 5'o clock shadow into a weeks full of a beard. After that, it gets too itchy and nasty looking for me.

Author:  America [ Thu May 24, 2018 7:49 am ]
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I'd be pissed if Aaron Rodgers brought Olivia Munn to a job interview too.

Author:  America [ Thu May 24, 2018 7:52 am ]
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Cashman wrote:
I think these hipsters are ruining it for the rest of us. I like a 5'o clock shadow into a weeks full of a beard. After that, it gets too itchy and nasty looking for me.

There is a point where you put up with the grease and itchiness because shaving is that arduous. I grow beards about as fast as one can, I'll shave twice a day if I have to. In the winter it's nice because within a week I can go back to having a mask but other than that I don't get the fascination.

Author:  T-Bone [ Thu May 24, 2018 8:07 am ]
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I'll usually grow a beard once a year, almost always during the winter but I have never really let it go like that. When I was 19 and 20
I let my goatee grow really long. It was long enough that I could pull it up and touch my nose with it. Basically grew it so that I wouldn't
get carded and it worked pretty well for the most part. The wife doesn't care for the beard so I usually only keep it for a month or so.
Since I already have the goatee and long side burns, it takes just over a week to fill in the sides. These really long beards just seem like
a lot of work and I would be getting all kinds of food and stuff stuck in there.

Author:  good dolphin [ Thu May 24, 2018 9:11 am ]
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I don't shave on weekends except for mass or formal events but I break out when I let it grow too much. I always have. Actually, shaving was a pretty good solution to acne albeit a bit barbaric.

Author:  hnd [ Thu May 24, 2018 9:16 am ]
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it takes weeks to make me look like a splotchy mange mess. if i could i would but the wife hates them so i guess i'm just stuck with what i got.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Thu May 24, 2018 9:20 am ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
No issue with them, but if I’m being honest... if someone comes into an interview with a long, unkempt beard (which has happened a few times recently), it is over before it started. Shows a lack of thoughtfulness and preparation, IMO.

So long but in order would be ok?

Author:  IMU [ Thu May 24, 2018 9:23 am ]
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I go back and forth. Not quite David Letterman long, but I've had it maybe 3 inches or so. I keep it tighter over the last year or so.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu May 24, 2018 9:28 am ]
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By cracky.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu May 24, 2018 9:28 am ]
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IMU wrote:
I've had it maybe 3 inches or so.

Who needs a new .sig?

Author:  jimmypasta [ Thu May 24, 2018 11:00 am ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
IMU wrote:
I've had it maybe 3 inches or so.

Who needs a new .sig?


:lol:

Author:  leashyourkids [ Thu May 24, 2018 11:00 am ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
No issue with them, but if I’m being honest... if someone comes into an interview with a long, unkempt beard (which has happened a few times recently), it is over before it started. Shows a lack of thoughtfulness and preparation, IMO.

So long but in order would be ok?


Probably. There was a guy who came in the other day with a Willie Nelson-looking beard that had a number of longer, scraggly hairs hanging down beyond the beard (by cracky). It was gross and distracting. I mean, he was weird as hell anyway, but the beard didn't help.

Author:  FavreFan [ Thu May 24, 2018 11:09 am ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
No issue with them, but if I’m being honest... if someone comes into an interview with a long, unkempt beard (which has happened a few times recently), it is over before it started. Shows a lack of thoughtfulness and preparation, IMO.

So long but in order would be ok?


Probably. There was a guy who came in the other day with a Willie Nelson-looking beard that had a number of longer, scraggly hairs hanging down beyond the beard (by cracky). It was gross and distracting. I mean, he was weird as hell anyway, but the beard didn't help.

:lol:

Why are Duck Dynasty people applying at an insurance company?

Author:  leashyourkids [ Thu May 24, 2018 11:10 am ]
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FavreFan wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
No issue with them, but if I’m being honest... if someone comes into an interview with a long, unkempt beard (which has happened a few times recently), it is over before it started. Shows a lack of thoughtfulness and preparation, IMO.

So long but in order would be ok?


Probably. There was a guy who came in the other day with a Willie Nelson-looking beard that had a number of longer, scraggly hairs hanging down beyond the beard (by cracky). It was gross and distracting. I mean, he was weird as hell anyway, but the beard didn't help.

:lol:

Why are Duck Dynasty people applying at an insurance company?


Ya' got me. This guy had a look in his eyes that just wasn't right, either. Not sure how he made it through the screening process.

Author:  T-Bone [ Thu May 24, 2018 12:17 pm ]
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leashyourkids wrote:

Ya' got me. This guy had a look in his eyes that just wasn't right, either. Not sure how he made it through the screening process.


:lol: I think you made the right choice

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Author:  Tall Midget [ Thu May 24, 2018 2:06 pm ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
FavreFan wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
No issue with them, but if I’m being honest... if someone comes into an interview with a long, unkempt beard (which has happened a few times recently), it is over before it started. Shows a lack of thoughtfulness and preparation, IMO.

So long but in order would be ok?


Probably. There was a guy who came in the other day with a Willie Nelson-looking beard that had a number of longer, scraggly hairs hanging down beyond the beard (by cracky). It was gross and distracting. I mean, he was weird as hell anyway, but the beard didn't help.

:lol:

Why are Duck Dynasty people applying at an insurance company?


Ya' got me. This guy had a look in his eyes that just wasn't right, either. Not sure how he made it through the screening process.


You're not operating under the impression that you're a paragon of mental stability, are you?

Author:  Nas [ Thu May 24, 2018 2:11 pm ]
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How did his resume look?

Author:  leashyourkids [ Thu May 24, 2018 2:54 pm ]
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Tall Midget wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
FavreFan wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
No issue with them, but if I’m being honest... if someone comes into an interview with a long, unkempt beard (which has happened a few times recently), it is over before it started. Shows a lack of thoughtfulness and preparation, IMO.

So long but in order would be ok?


Probably. There was a guy who came in the other day with a Willie Nelson-looking beard that had a number of longer, scraggly hairs hanging down beyond the beard (by cracky). It was gross and distracting. I mean, he was weird as hell anyway, but the beard didn't help.

:lol:

Why are Duck Dynasty people applying at an insurance company?


Ya' got me. This guy had a look in his eyes that just wasn't right, either. Not sure how he made it through the screening process.


You're not operating under the impression that you're a paragon of mental stability, are you?


We're all a little crazy.

Author:  Jbi11s [ Fri May 25, 2018 3:10 pm ]
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For all those suffering from itchiness and beard flakes when you grow out your facial hair I strongly recommend going to Amazon and ordering some beard wax.

As someone who has a beard over 90% of the year this stuff is a life saver.

Stops the dry skin, and also works as beard cologne.

Author:  Colonel Angus [ Fri May 25, 2018 5:59 pm ]
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I know a chick who's into guys w/ beards.

I'm pretty sure it's just the millennials trying to destroy the razor industry.

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