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Author:  Caller Bob [ Thu May 31, 2018 10:47 am ]
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I got some basketballs in there..some footballs, some baseballs, and maybe a volleyball..what you got?!?!
Author:  denisdman [ Thu May 31, 2018 10:49 am ]
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Worn out ice skates, wooden sticks, and a broken net.
Author:  Spaulding [ Thu May 31, 2018 10:50 am ]
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leaves lots and lots of leaves
Author:  Brick [ Thu May 31, 2018 10:53 am ]
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A crock pot but no outlet.
Author:  Spaulding [ Thu May 31, 2018 11:09 am ]
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Anybody else picture rick doing this

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while exclaiming Bazinga after one of his gotcha funnies?
Author:  rogers park bryan [ Thu May 31, 2018 11:39 am ]
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Spaulding wrote:
Anybody else picture rick doing this

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while exclaiming Bazinga after one of his gotcha funnies?

No, he's not that cool.
Author:  Spaulding [ Thu May 31, 2018 11:48 am ]
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Careful. You will be accused of having a grudge and will get all sorts of clever digs on Wu Tang thrown your way.
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu May 31, 2018 11:51 am ]
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The only bowtie Rick ever deals with is bowtie pasta.
Author:  Brick [ Thu May 31, 2018 11:54 am ]
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I don't take offense to not being as cool as Kevin Bacon.
Author:  rogers park bryan [ Thu May 31, 2018 11:55 am ]
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Spaulding wrote:
Careful. You will be accused of having a grudge and will get all sorts of clever digs on Wu Tang thrown your way.

I got the Nelly digs ready to go.
Author:  hnd [ Thu May 31, 2018 12:03 pm ]
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we had a neighbor who tried to grow grass in his front yard for 6 years. he was a ball collector. he's run out there and grab it as fast as he could and take it into the garage. finally a few dads went over there one day when the garage door was open and grabbed a trashcan full of all our balls and dumped them into the street for us. He came out shouting, they told him to call the police. he didn't and didn't collect another ball again. it was one of the greatest days of my life.
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu May 31, 2018 12:05 pm ]
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Not at all surprised that the greatest day of your life involved balls and a trash can.
Author:  Caller Bob [ Thu May 31, 2018 12:07 pm ]
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hnd wrote:
we had a neighbor who tried to grow grass in his front yard for 6 years. he was a ball collector. he's run out there and grab it as fast as he could and take it into the garage. finally a few dads went over there one day when the garage door was open and grabbed a trashcan full of all our balls and dumped them into the street for us. He came out shouting, they told him to call the police. he didn't and didn't collect another ball again. it was one of the greatest days of my life.

Who is the growing grass tidbit relevant to the rest of the story?
Author:  Spaulding [ Thu May 31, 2018 12:12 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
I got the Nelly digs ready to go.


Our very own Pusha B.

hnd wrote:
we had a neighbor who tried to grow grass in his front yard for 6 years. he was a ball collector. he's run out there and grab it as fast as he could and take it into the garage. finally a few dads went over there one day when the garage door was open and grabbed a trashcan full of all our balls and dumped them into the street for us. He came out shouting, they told him to call the police. he didn't and didn't collect another ball again. it was one of the greatest days of my life.


Last time the cicadas came out we had a neighbor that tried to blame the neighborhood kids for putting holes in her yard. She'd sit on her front porch to scowl at them when they rode thier bikes. It was the only time she came out of her house.
Author:  Jaw Breaker [ Thu May 31, 2018 12:16 pm ]
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hnd wrote:
we had a neighbor who tried to grow grass in his front yard for 6 years. he was a ball collector. he's run out there and grab it as fast as he could and take it into the garage. finally a few dads went over there one day when the garage door was open and grabbed a trashcan full of all our balls and dumped them into the street for us. He came out shouting, they told him to call the police. he didn't and didn't collect another ball again. it was one of the greatest days of my life.


We had a similar guy down the block when we were a kid. The guy ended up snapping and putting three bullets in some kid's head when he tried to retrieve a ball.
Author:  rogers park bryan [ Thu May 31, 2018 1:13 pm ]
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Jaw Breaker wrote:
hnd wrote:
we had a neighbor who tried to grow grass in his front yard for 6 years. he was a ball collector. he's run out there and grab it as fast as he could and take it into the garage. finally a few dads went over there one day when the garage door was open and grabbed a trashcan full of all our balls and dumped them into the street for us. He came out shouting, they told him to call the police. he didn't and didn't collect another ball again. it was one of the greatest days of my life.


We had a similar guy down the block when we were a kid. The guy ended up snapping and putting three bullets in some kid's head when he tried to retrieve a ball.

You guys live in a tv/movie set in the 60s?
Author:  hnd [ Thu May 31, 2018 1:50 pm ]
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Caller Bob wrote:
hnd wrote:
we had a neighbor who tried to grow grass in his front yard for 6 years. he was a ball collector. he's run out there and grab it as fast as he could and take it into the garage. finally a few dads went over there one day when the garage door was open and grabbed a trashcan full of all our balls and dumped them into the street for us. He came out shouting, they told him to call the police. he didn't and didn't collect another ball again. it was one of the greatest days of my life.

Who is the growing grass tidbit relevant to the rest of the story?


because he put up like no walking signs and stay off the yard signs. we assumed that he was trying to deter us from hitting balls into his yard and by golly we tried but he was in a bad corner.

my dad thinks some neighbors were purposefully killing his yard because he was a douchebag.
Author:  hnd [ Thu May 31, 2018 1:51 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Not at all surprised that the greatest day of your life involved balls and a trash can.


thats when it all started.
Author:  hnd [ Thu May 31, 2018 1:55 pm ]
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Jaw Breaker wrote:
hnd wrote:
we had a neighbor who tried to grow grass in his front yard for 6 years. he was a ball collector. he's run out there and grab it as fast as he could and take it into the garage. finally a few dads went over there one day when the garage door was open and grabbed a trashcan full of all our balls and dumped them into the street for us. He came out shouting, they told him to call the police. he didn't and didn't collect another ball again. it was one of the greatest days of my life.


We had a similar guy down the block when we were a kid. The guy ended up snapping and putting three bullets in some kid's head when he tried to retrieve a ball.


jesus.

to be fair, this guy had lived in that house longer than anyone else. there were at least 10 families full of kids surrounding him.
Author:  Colonel Angus [ Thu May 31, 2018 2:01 pm ]
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Jaw Breaker wrote:
hnd wrote:
we had a neighbor who tried to grow grass in his front yard for 6 years. he was a ball collector. he's run out there and grab it as fast as he could and take it into the garage. finally a few dads went over there one day when the garage door was open and grabbed a trashcan full of all our balls and dumped them into the street for us. He came out shouting, they told him to call the police. he didn't and didn't collect another ball again. it was one of the greatest days of my life.


We had a similar guy down the block when we were a kid. The guy ended up snapping and putting three bullets in some kid's head when he tried to retrieve a ball.

If only that kid had a gun, he'd still be alive today.
Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu May 31, 2018 2:08 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Jaw Breaker wrote:
hnd wrote:
we had a neighbor who tried to grow grass in his front yard for 6 years. he was a ball collector. he's run out there and grab it as fast as he could and take it into the garage. finally a few dads went over there one day when the garage door was open and grabbed a trashcan full of all our balls and dumped them into the street for us. He came out shouting, they told him to call the police. he didn't and didn't collect another ball again. it was one of the greatest days of my life.


We had a similar guy down the block when we were a kid. The guy ended up snapping and putting three bullets in some kid's head when he tried to retrieve a ball.

You guys live in a tv/movie set in the 60s?

The both lived on Tranquility Lane.

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... it's a Fallout 3 reference, people ...
Author:  IMU [ Thu May 31, 2018 7:17 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
Jaw Breaker wrote:
hnd wrote:
we had a neighbor who tried to grow grass in his front yard for 6 years. he was a ball collector. he's run out there and grab it as fast as he could and take it into the garage. finally a few dads went over there one day when the garage door was open and grabbed a trashcan full of all our balls and dumped them into the street for us. He came out shouting, they told him to call the police. he didn't and didn't collect another ball again. it was one of the greatest days of my life.


We had a similar guy down the block when we were a kid. The guy ended up snapping and putting three bullets in some kid's head when he tried to retrieve a ball.

You guys live in a tv/movie set in the 60s?

The both lived on Tranquility Lane.

Image
... it's a Fallout 3 reference, people ...

:cheers:
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