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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Fri Jun 08, 2018 8:15 am ] |
| Post subject: | 15 minutes away from vasectomy |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Fri Jun 08, 2018 8:16 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 15 minutes away from vasectomy |
Tell the Doc to hack open your femoral artery while he's in there. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Fri Jun 08, 2018 8:16 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 15 minutes away from vasectomy |
That's great news. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Fri Jun 08, 2018 8:27 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 15 minutes away from vasectomy |
Are women shedding tears along the route to the clinic? |
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| Author: | Cashman [ Fri Jun 08, 2018 8:30 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 15 minutes away from vasectomy |
Film and post it! |
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| Author: | hnd [ Fri Jun 08, 2018 8:37 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 15 minutes away from vasectomy |
i'm sure you could of got the board to gofund it. |
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Fri Jun 08, 2018 8:40 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 15 minutes away from vasectomy |
hnd wrote: i'm sure you could of got the board to gofund it. $172 Literally cheaper than some dates I've been on. |
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| Author: | Cashman [ Fri Jun 08, 2018 8:57 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 15 minutes away from vasectomy |
IkeSouth wrote: hnd wrote: i'm sure you could of got the board to gofund it. $172 Literally cheaper than some dates I've been on. Think of the money you will save on condoms. |
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| Author: | TurdFerguson [ Fri Jun 08, 2018 8:58 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 15 minutes away from vasectomy |
Cashman wrote: IkeSouth wrote: hnd wrote: i'm sure you could of got the board to gofund it. $172 Literally cheaper than some dates I've been on. Think of the money you will save on condoms. Just do the Hnd way and rinse them out and reuse them. |
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:35 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 15 minutes away from vasectomy |
Success! |
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| Author: | Nas [ Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:41 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 15 minutes away from vasectomy |
IkeSouth wrote: Success! Not yet. You have more trips before it is officially a success but even then it could reattach later and become a failure. |
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| Author: | Bagels [ Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:55 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 15 minutes away from vasectomy |
leashyourkids wrote: That's great news. no kidding |
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| Author: | Telegram Sam [ Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:57 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 15 minutes away from vasectomy |
Cashman wrote: IkeSouth wrote: hnd wrote: i'm sure you could of got the board to gofund it. $172 Literally cheaper than some dates I've been on. Think of the money you will save on condoms. Yes, we're talking about tens of dollars here. |
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| Author: | Nas [ Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:59 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 15 minutes away from vasectomy |
Telegram Sam wrote: Cashman wrote: IkeSouth wrote: hnd wrote: i'm sure you could of got the board to gofund it. $172 Literally cheaper than some dates I've been on. Think of the money you will save on condoms. Yes, we're talking about tens of dollars here. Unless you have 1 partner why would you stop using condoms? |
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| Author: | Telegram Sam [ Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:01 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 15 minutes away from vasectomy |
Nas wrote: Telegram Sam wrote: Cashman wrote: IkeSouth wrote: hnd wrote: i'm sure you could of got the board to gofund it. $172 Literally cheaper than some dates I've been on. Think of the money you will save on condoms. Yes, we're talking about tens of dollars here. Unless you have 1 partner why would you stop using condoms? Just working off the assumption that he already has all the vd's. |
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:03 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 15 minutes away from vasectomy |
Disease free. One gf. But it doesn't seem long term. Two other girls on radar. One is coming to a party next week. |
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| Author: | long time guy [ Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:05 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 15 minutes away from vasectomy |
Nas wrote: Telegram Sam wrote: Cashman wrote: IkeSouth wrote: hnd wrote: i'm sure you could of got the board to gofund it. $172 Literally cheaper than some dates I've been on. Think of the money you will save on condoms. Yes, we're talking about tens of dollars here. Unless you have 1 partner why would you stop using condoms? Likes to roll the dice I guess. |
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| Author: | hnd [ Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:09 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 15 minutes away from vasectomy |
TurdFerguson wrote: Cashman wrote: IkeSouth wrote: hnd wrote: i'm sure you could of got the board to gofund it. $172 Literally cheaper than some dates I've been on. Think of the money you will save on condoms. Just do the Hnd way and rinse them out and reuse them. nitril gloves. 5 uses just tie off the finger on each use. |
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| Author: | Tall Midget [ Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:11 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 15 minutes away from vasectomy |
I am disappointed that Ike no longer regularly updates us on his career adventures and experiences as a budding inventor. How are things going for you professionally, Ike? |
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:23 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 15 minutes away from vasectomy |
life has been insane. I've been having so much fun the last two years all my projects have been put on hold. And for whatever reason I get far more attention from women then I did in my 20s. A big reason I got this done, I'm terrified of being trapped. |
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:30 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 15 minutes away from vasectomy |
And what a fucking nothingburger that procedure was. The doc made it seem way worse than he needed to. I tried to tell him I'm an industrial mechanic, getting cut and burned is my daily life. He kept asking does this hurt, is this ok, this might burn... I felt practically nothing. The anesthetic wore off, it feels like I cut my balls with the razor when I shave. That shit is annoying but whatever. He's all like take it easy today you'll be sore. I feel like going for a run. |
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| Author: | hnd [ Fri Jun 08, 2018 11:03 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 15 minutes away from vasectomy |
please do |
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| Author: | sinicalypse [ Fri Jun 08, 2018 11:06 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 15 minutes away from vasectomy |
ike's gonna be living life in the fastlane now where he doesn't have to worry about nagging advice from fertility fridays...  call me a romantic at heart, but i'd worry about a potential apocalyptic depopulation crisis if i got my shit snipped. it's one of those things like when you're at a restaurant and you want all of the condiments you know you're probably not going to use just because you wanna have the option should your fancy take flight. |
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| Author: | Jaw Breaker [ Fri Jun 08, 2018 12:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 15 minutes away from vasectomy |
As good dolphin mentioned, I assume they told you you're not in the clear yet and will need to jack off in a cup in a couple months to check that your sperm count is zero. |
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| Author: | Caller Bob [ Fri Jun 08, 2018 12:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 15 minutes away from vasectomy |
I got $20 that says IkeSouth pays ten grand a few years from now to have it reversed. |
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| Author: | Caller Bob [ Fri Jun 08, 2018 12:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 15 minutes away from vasectomy |
Jaw Breaker wrote: As good dolphin mentioned, I assume they told you you're not in the clear yet and will need to jack off in a cup in a couple months to check that your sperm count is zero. Does the couple months assume one jackoff per day? |
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| Author: | Jaw Breaker [ Fri Jun 08, 2018 12:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 15 minutes away from vasectomy |
Caller Bob wrote: Jaw Breaker wrote: As good dolphin mentioned, I assume they told you you're not in the clear yet and will need to jack off in a cup in a couple months to check that your sperm count is zero. Does the couple months assume one jackoff per day? If so, I probably had my system cleared out in a week. 
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Fri Jun 08, 2018 12:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 15 minutes away from vasectomy |
Telegram Sam wrote: Nas wrote: Telegram Sam wrote: Yes, we're talking about tens of dollars here. Unless you have 1 partner why would you stop using condoms? 
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Fri Jun 08, 2018 12:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 15 minutes away from vasectomy |
Caller Bob wrote: I got $20 that says IkeSouth pays ten grand a few years from now to have it reversed. Maybe. A kid costs like $200k. What's another 10k if you're only gonna go that when you're ready for it. An unplanned kid ruins everything. |
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Fri Jun 08, 2018 12:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 15 minutes away from vasectomy |
Caller Bob wrote: Jaw Breaker wrote: As good dolphin mentioned, I assume they told you you're not in the clear yet and will need to jack off in a cup in a couple months to check that your sperm count is zero. Does the couple months assume one jackoff per day? It has to. They burn the tubes closed. They're sealed immediately. The jacking off just clears out what's left in there. My doc was like " you gotta ejaculate at least 12 times in the next 3 months". I told him no problem. What I didn't tell him is I'll probably have that done by Wednesday. |
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