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UTBT: Tales of Irrational Anger
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Author:  leashyourkids [ Thu Jun 14, 2018 7:24 am ]
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There is a black lady who works at my local Dunkin Donuts who everyone loves. She always calls the men "honey" and "babe", etc. She reminds me of Napolean Dynamite's brother's girlfriend. She is even chipper at 5:00 in the morning.

A couple weeks ago, a white girl who started who can't be any more than 22 or 23 years old, and she is clearly trying to steal the black lady's style by also calling people "hun", "babe", "sweetie", etc. She doesn't pull it off as well, and to be honest, she pisses me off. Calling your elder "honey" (especially as a lame white girl) seems condescending. Makes me feel like she views me as some old dude in a nursing home drooling all over himself.

I got irrationally angry about it this morning.
Author:  denisdman [ Thu Jun 14, 2018 7:25 am ]
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Rozner. 'Nuff said.
Author:  Rod [ Thu Jun 14, 2018 7:33 am ]
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I mentioned in the Rand Paul thread yesterday about old guys who get angry about "pants on the ground". I know a lot of guys my age and older who get furious over this, particularly some of my black friends. The thing that made me think of it is that one of them sent me a picture of a couple kids with their pants way low and their checkered boxers up high on their waists and wrote, "I know it bothers you that this bothers me." I replied that it doesn't bother me that it bothers him but that I just wonder why he gives a fuck. He sent me back a long diatribe about how they couldn't go on job interviews like that and a bunch of crazy stuff. I actually started typing a response that they likely weren't on their way to a job interview but then I thought better of it and deleted the message. The real kicker is that this particular friend of mine isn't exactly a sharp dresser himself. He's always wearing ratty work clothes even when he isn't working.
Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Thu Jun 14, 2018 7:39 am ]
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Irrationally angry?

Rush Limbaugh's voice
The Beatles
The theme song to Mickey Mouse Clubhouse
Former Blackhawk Ryan Hartman's mom (she's a bartender at the bowling alley, and a complete moron)
Author:  Hockey Gay [ Thu Jun 14, 2018 7:39 am ]
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I'm always raging. I don't know where to even begin. It sucks though because as soon as I lose my shit the dog runs to the bedroom so it's pretty much "WHERE THE FUCK IS THE...no no no buddy, I'm not mad at you, come here, you're a good boy" then I go back to yelling at the woman. She lets me take out everything on her. Great woman.
Author:  denisdman [ Thu Jun 14, 2018 7:45 am ]
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Good dog. Great woman. So WTF is the problem Gay?
Author:  Peoria Matt [ Thu Jun 14, 2018 7:47 am ]
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Bad drivers set me off.
Author:  Drunk Squirrel [ Thu Jun 14, 2018 7:48 am ]
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There is this one woman, a friend of my wife’s, that basically any contact with puts me into a pissy mood. It started when it was raining a lot and she posted that she was going to build an Ark, but spelled it arch. She has proceeded to do this for the last 9 years. Also, she’s a vegan and likes to remind people of it every 5 minutes.

Secondly.. Instapot’s. I have no idea why.
Author:  Hockey Gay [ Thu Jun 14, 2018 7:49 am ]
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Peoria Matt wrote:
Bad drivers set me off.

School buses. They make me rage. Also anyone driving in front of me who has to make a turn.
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Jun 14, 2018 7:54 am ]
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Noah's Arc....ade!
Author:  Hockey Gay [ Thu Jun 14, 2018 7:54 am ]
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Because of school buses I was gonna make a thread in the Shoutouts section titled "Child Murderers" but decided not to because I'm trying to become more likeable.

Also, I want to jackknife powerbomb my girlfriend's sister's boyfriend.
Author:  Kirkwood [ Thu Jun 14, 2018 7:55 am ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
Makes me feel like she views me as some old dude in a nursing home drooling all over himself.

Image
Author:  Rod [ Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:03 am ]
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Drunk Squirrel wrote:
Secondly.. Instapot’s. I have no idea why.


:lol: I bought my wife one for Christmas but it took until March to actually get it. That thing was like Tickle Me Elmo this year.

Why would an Instapot make you angry? I guess that's why it's irrational.
Author:  Kirkwood [ Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:04 am ]
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Drivers who wait at the white line rather than middle of the intersection when making a left at stoplight intersections

Drivers who aren't going 80 in the left lane of the Edens

Paul Ryan

Strikeouts on low & away sliders

Olives

People who wait in line for beer releases
Author:  Peoria Matt [ Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:06 am ]
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Kirkwood wrote:
Olives


:lol:
Author:  T-Bone [ Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:08 am ]
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Most of mine comes from my step kids. I probably have too many instances to count what bothers me. I don't really get angry but my
annoyance level goes to a pretty high level. I walk my dog a few times every day and one of the things that bothers me is when people
don't shovel their sidewalks. Another thing that has gotten under my skin this spring/summer is my next door neighbor. I have lived
next door for 5 years and I have always mowed a shared strip of grass between our houses. It is really just an extra two passes with
the mower and at least I can keep it looking uniform. I cut my grass 2-3 times a week and he does it maybe once a week if that. This
year he has decided that those two strips are going to be his so he has been cutting them. Not a huge deal but it makes that strip between
us look really stupid when my grass is always short and his two strips are long. I am pretty sure he is trying to draw a line in the sand that
it is actually his property line ( which may very well be true ). We had an incident last fall between my dog and him and his dogs and so
I think that might be playing into it some. I'd talk to him about it but he is essentially a hermit and doesn't really talk so I am just leaving it
alone.
Author:  Jbi11s [ Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:09 am ]
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Animal abusers

Joe Maddon
Author:  Rod [ Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:09 am ]
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Kirkwood is like Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino. A very angry man.
Author:  denisdman [ Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:09 am ]
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T-Bone wrote:
Another thing that has gotten under my skin this spring/summer is my next door neighbor.


Rand Paul vibe.
Author:  denisdman [ Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:10 am ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Kirkwood is like Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino. A very angry man.


Only on this message board. The dude is a complete sweetheart in person. Heck when we had him out at your club...barely says a peep.
Author:  Peoria Matt [ Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:10 am ]
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denisdman wrote:
T-Bone wrote:
Another thing that has gotten under my skin this spring/summer is my next door neighbor.


Rand Paul vibe.


Good call. Burn the strip of grass. Problem solved.
Author:  Drunk Squirrel [ Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:12 am ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Drunk Squirrel wrote:
Secondly.. Instapot’s. I have no idea why.


:lol: I bought my wife one for Christmas but it took until March to actually get it. That thing was like Tickle Me Elmo this year.

Why would an Instapot make you angry? I guess that's why it's irrational.


JORR, it’s early in the day.. I started thinking about it and got angry. I actually should just label everything as Facebook people but there is s collection of friends of friends that anytime a meal is mentioned or cooking tips, doesn’t matter if it is barbecue or fine French cuisine bring up how great they made it in an instapot. Now, there might be some people that have these tremendous skills but I’ve eaten these people’s concoctions and they are all flavorless, single texture garbage minus a few soups that had potential but again, people are allergic to herbs and spices out here it seems.

So I am sure it’s s great tool for certain things but its not a whole kitchen replacement.
Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:12 am ]
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denisdman wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Kirkwood is like Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino. A very angry man.


Only on this message board. The dude is a complete sweetheart in person. Heck when we had him out at your club...barely says a peep.


Damn right.
Author:  denisdman [ Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:14 am ]
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My next door neighbor and his sons are the worst mowers on earth. I laugh every time they cut the grass. They ride around on the mower without a bagger. They miss entire swaths of lawn. But the best part is after they cut it, they then rake it all up into black plastic hefty bags. I am like, buy the bag attachment......if you're gonna walk your entire lawn to rake it, why not just bag it as you go? They have three foot tall grass spots that they miss the entire summer.
Author:  denisdman [ Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:15 am ]
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Soccer. Not a sport. Never want to hear a word about it. Never let my kids play it.
Author:  WaitingforRuffcorn [ Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:18 am ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
I mentioned in the Rand Paul thread yesterday about old guys who get angry about "pants on the ground". I know a lot of guys my age and older who get furious over this, particularly some of my black friends. The thing that made me think of it is that one of them sent me a picture of a couple kids with their pants way low and their checkered boxers up high on their waists and wrote, "I know it bothers you that this bothers me." I replied that it doesn't bother me that it bothers him but that I just wonder why he gives a fuck. He sent me back a long diatribe about how they couldn't go on job interviews like that and a bunch of crazy stuff. I actually started typing a response that they likely weren't on their way to a job interview but then I thought better of it and deleted the message. The real kicker is that this particular friend of mine isn't exactly a sharp dresser himself. He's always wearing ratty work clothes even when he isn't working.


You are friends with Bill Cosby? You do know everyone.
Author:  Rod [ Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:23 am ]
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My wife becomes irrationally angry when she sees clothes on the street, especially shoes.
Author:  Hockey Gay [ Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:23 am ]
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denisdman wrote:
Soccer. Not a sport. Never want to hear a word about it. Never let my kids play it.

Fuck you
Author:  hnd [ Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:24 am ]
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- pugs. i just hate them. evolutionary nightmares that we should of just let die off.
Author:  Hockey Gay [ Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:25 am ]
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People who hate soccer and hockey and like basketball. Kill yourself.
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