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What Is The Most Offensive Thing of Which You Can Think?
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Author:  SpiralStairs [ Thu Jun 28, 2018 11:30 pm ]
Post subject:  What Is The Most Offensive Thing of Which You Can Think?

Don't hold back burritos.

Author:  ToxicMasculinity [ Fri Jun 29, 2018 2:17 am ]
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This is bait.

Author:  Furious Styles [ Fri Jun 29, 2018 4:41 am ]
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Cumbersome sentences that don't end in a preposition.

Author:  SpiralStairs [ Fri Jun 29, 2018 7:03 am ]
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ToxicMasculinity wrote:
This is bait.


Pussy.

Author:  Ogie Oglethorpe [ Fri Jun 29, 2018 8:14 am ]
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There is a good job opportunity for laid off journalists around the country waiting for them in Annapolis.

Author:  hnd [ Fri Jun 29, 2018 8:32 am ]
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when cardinals try and eat off my bird feeder. i chase them off.

Author:  SpiralStairs [ Fri Jun 29, 2018 8:37 am ]
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hnd wrote:
when cardinals try and eat off my bird feeder. i chase them off.


Is your bird feeder an 11 year old Catholic boy?

Author:  leashyourkids [ Fri Jun 29, 2018 8:40 am ]
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SpiralStairs wrote:
hnd wrote:
when cardinals try and eat off my bird feeder. i chase them off.


Is your bird feeder an 11 year old Catholic boy?


He said "off", not "out."

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:01 am ]
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Best UFBT ever...

Author:  Don Tiny [ Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:03 am ]
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SpiralStairs wrote:
Don't hold back burritos.

Hold them back from what?

Author:  SpiralStairs [ Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:04 am ]
Post subject:  Re: What Is The Most Offensive Thing of Which You Can Think?

leashyourkids wrote:
SpiralStairs wrote:
hnd wrote:
when cardinals try and eat off my bird feeder. i chase them off.


Is your bird feeder an 11 year old Catholic boy?


He said "off", not "out."


I imagine something like this, but covered in bird seed and also a pre-pubescent boy.

Image

Author:  SpiralStairs [ Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:05 am ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
SpiralStairs wrote:
Don't hold back burritos.

Hold them back from what?


Shitposting.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:17 am ]
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The Cubs World Series flag. Though at least its so tiny and so far away that its tough to really see.

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:21 am ]
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I mean, who am I trying to offend? Like, I know I can get the evangelicals going with something along the lines of a picture of Joseph, a wire hanger, Mary, and a manger....

Author:  Don Tiny [ Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:26 am ]
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sjboyd0137 wrote:
I mean, who am I trying to offend? Like, I know I can get the evangelicals going with something along the lines of a picture of Joseph, a wire hanger, Mary, and a manger....

Low effort.

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:34 am ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
I mean, who am I trying to offend? Like, I know I can get the evangelicals going with something along the lines of a picture of Joseph, a wire hanger, Mary, and a manger....

Low effort.


That was off the top of my head...and I'm sober. This could be fun if I remember to drunk post tonight...

Author:  TurdFerguson [ Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:39 am ]
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SpiralStairs wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
SpiralStairs wrote:
hnd wrote:
when cardinals try and eat off my bird feeder. i chase them off.


Is your bird feeder an 11 year old Catholic boy?


He said "off", not "out."


I imagine something like this, but covered in bird seed and also a pre-pubescent boy.

Image



Thanks!

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and dead babies?

































You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitch fork.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:40 am ]
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sjboyd0137 wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
I mean, who am I trying to offend? Like, I know I can get the evangelicals going with something along the lines of a picture of Joseph, a wire hanger, Mary, and a manger....

Low effort.


That was off the top of my head...and I'm sober. This could be fun if I remember to drunk post tonight...

I like it.

Author:  good dolphin [ Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:41 am ]
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Damning someone

Author:  leashyourkids [ Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:43 am ]
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good dolphin wrote:
Damning someone


Figured you'd say shoutouts for board members.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:43 am ]
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good dolphin wrote:
Damning someone

Image

Author:  good dolphin [ Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:45 am ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
Damning someone


Figured you'd say shoutouts for board members.


the people seem to like them, ignorant to the existential problems the shoutouts create

Author:  Putin [ Fri Jun 29, 2018 10:46 am ]
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Putin elect Trump president and no one here care to thank me.

Author:  sinicalypse [ Fri Jun 29, 2018 10:58 am ]
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even tho the post above me kind of stole some thunder here's the easy answer (37%+ in jest)

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Author:  Franky T [ Fri Jun 29, 2018 4:13 pm ]
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Furious Styles wrote:
Cumbersome sentences that don't end in a preposition.

:lol:

Author:  Zippy-The-Pinhead [ Fri Jun 29, 2018 4:17 pm ]
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Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
There is a good job opportunity for laid off journalists around the country waiting for them in Annapolis.

It's a dying industry.

Author:  America [ Fri Jun 29, 2018 4:19 pm ]
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unironically burritos

Author:  HawaiiYou [ Fri Jun 29, 2018 4:22 pm ]
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white shirts and pants after labor day.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Fri Jun 29, 2018 4:43 pm ]
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People who don't love our president unconditionally.

Author:  Zippy-The-Pinhead [ Fri Jun 29, 2018 4:48 pm ]
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