Not a bigfan of this moooovement.

Maybe I'll just wing it.

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I found myself having a bottle of that Fairlife "ultra-filtered 1% milk".

Let me tell you something, brother ... that crap is as much like milk as an F-150 is an airplane.

It brings shame to the cow community and hurts bovine civic pride.

“The cow is the foster mother of the human race. From the time of the ancient Hindu to this time have the thoughts of men turned to this kindly and beneficent creature as one of the chief sustaining forces of the human race” – W.D. Hoard

After that night, milk quickly went viral, joining the ranks of Pepe the Frog and the “okay” emoji as symbols of 21st century, post-Obama white supremacy.

Their chocolate milk is good. I need the protein, so I drink it, and it has a little less sugar. I have to water it down with skim milk, though.

There's already protein in the real stuff, no? Oberweiss makes a pretty good sugar-free version iirc ... I mean no sugar in the chocolate ... there's still plenty of lactose for your glycogen needs.

does fairlife have fake sugar? nasty.

Chik Fil A is celebrating it today. Lots of people eating there were wearing cow costumes while in line.

Sounds like a normal day at Chik Fil A

If I drink chocolate milk does that make me a black supremacist?