May as well post them all in one place.

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In the 1960s, popular banned Canned Heat encouraged everyone to "Come on, come on let's work together... Because together we will stand, every boy every girl and a man." SpiralStairs had similar thoughts regarding posting news stories where the ledes are clumsily composed by citing lyrics from songs. He suggested we compile them all under one thread... will he get his wish? Perhaps.

viewtopic.php?f=47&t=107367

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

Sounds like the kind of thread a nerdy burrito would make

Hot Man Unbuttons Shirt: Maiden's Cherry Popped.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Is this a bit?

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

Kind of

Part of me wanted to believe that you are clinically insane.

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I don't know that you necessarily have to shelve that belief entirely.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

In 1964, The Supremes released their seminal hit, “Come on Boy” in which a young Diana Ross sang,“the first move is up to you, come on boy, this is something a girl can't do”. Thirty years later and hundreds of miles from Motown, it appears an entirely different seminal hit was being released across the faces of more than one hundred Boston altar boys by Father John J. Geoghan, who stands accused of perpetrating acts of sexual abuse over the course of three decades.

http://www.bostonglobe.com/news/special ... story.html

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Jesus.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Bravo

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In the history of newspaper headlines, this is one:

Defiant Moore denies sexual misconduct, does not rule out that he may have dated teens as adult

http://www.sltrib.com/news/nation-world ... n-his-30s/

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Tragedy today in Northern Wyoming, as former President Gerald Ford was eaten by Wolves. He was delicious.

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Too soon

For Mike Morell, CIA Presidential briefer, the longest five minutes of his life was the silence after he responded to President George W. Bush's question regarding who orchestrated the 9/11 attacks. For the rest of us, the closest we may come to feeling the expeirenc of those five minutes is watching John Cena narrating makeup application with some other guy in a movie coming out in April.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjIIdJb ... e=youtu.be

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

Student:

Emma Gonzalez shaved her head to fit in with herself, but all of us experience close shaves when a lunatic with the gun starts shooting the gun in schools.

We should go back to doing these

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I knew there was a reason I liked Toxic.

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