remember like 10 years ago when people called them emoticons.

Anyone who uses emojis is an idiot.

You wouldn't do that emoji to me in person.

Spoken like a man who has never been to JORR's clubhouse

You wouldn't do that emoji to me in person.

Spoken like a man who has never been to JORR's clubhouse

Geez, Panther has really lost his fastball.

Be nice!

But seriously, you used to move the meters at this place. We need a return of retro Panther is reinvigorate CFMB.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4N936oDeWI

Seriously, though, everybody gets rusty, but don't get it twisted:

I'll still torch any motherfucker on here who steps on my toe wrong.

Plus this place is kinda melba toast now anyways in that we don't have a hot chick section anymore and can't post pics. That was a very nice feature - allows a man to get his hot chick fix without actually visiting a porn site - it was pure genius, really!

I feel like I brought back the Old Panther. He's definitely The Hawk.

Hawk was created Apr 2018. This was from Aug 2018.

Today I gasped in horror

. . . then almost pissed myself laughing

when I realized that I had sent my daughter's basketball coach the middle finger emoji instead of the intended "thumbs up" emoji.

I was just sending a quick response to a recent scheduling matter, and the two were right near each other I guess.

Anyhow, thought I would solicit the gallery for any similar guffaw-inducing emoji malaprops.

don't worry, he will probably think your daughter stole your phone

She.

I think Panther is probably kind of old fashioned. I imagine he sends his dick pics through the good old U.S. Postal Service.

I think Panther is probably kind of old fashioned. I imagine he sends his dick pics through the good old U.S. Postal Service.

Never got into the cock pic genre. That was at least one generation after my time of schmoozing blowjobs from well-imbibed college girls by hitting called bullseyes at the White Horse Inn.