Beansie was pretty fuckin weak, too
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Who was the weakest person in the Sopranos universe? |
A.J. and the two loser friends of Chris who end up shooting him are off the board. Also, only counting guys who were in/around the game. |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who was the weakest person in the Sopranos universe? |
Bobby doesn't belong on the list. Whooped Tony's ass defending his wife's honor. Jackie Jr probably. |
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| Author: | Rod [ Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who was the weakest person in the Sopranos universe? |
Noah. /thread |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who was the weakest person in the Sopranos universe? |
FavreFan wrote: Bobby doesn't belong on the list. Whooped Tony's ass defending his wife's honor. Jackie Jr probably. I thought about Bobby and the fight, but he had quite a few weak moments before that. Artie had the one moment where he beat up the young kid on his doorstep but he was a fucking door MAT for most of the series. Also, deathly afraid of his own wife. Plus the earring... |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who was the weakest person in the Sopranos universe? |
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Noah. /thread In and around the game. And Tony is lucky Noah didn't punch his lights out |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:01 pm ] |
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I've seen every episode at least twice. Who the fuck is Noah? |
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| Author: | Rod [ Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:02 pm ] |
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rogers park bryan wrote: Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Noah. /thread In and around the game. And Tony is lucky Noah didn't punch his lights out Once you start bagging Meadow Soprano, you're in and around the game. |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:04 pm ] |
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Oh right the half black half jewish kid. Not sure how I forgot him |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who was the weakest person in the Sopranos universe? |
Beansie was pretty fuckin weak, too |
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| Author: | Rod [ Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who was the weakest person in the Sopranos universe? |
Ralph was actually pretty weak. He killed horses, beat women, and let Janice ride him like a bitch. |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:12 pm ] |
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Ralph was actually pretty weak. He killed horses, beat women, and let Janice ride him like a bitch. Yeah, that's a good choice. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who was the weakest person in the Sopranos universe? |
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Ralph was actually pretty weak. He killed horses, beat women, and let Janice ride him like a bitch. No way, he went 12 rounds with Tony in the kitchen and nearly won and talked shit to everyone without a thought. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who was the weakest person in the Sopranos universe? |
Also, he's a comedic TITAN In the episode "Another Toothpick", Vito Spatafore's brother Bryan is violently beaten and put into a coma, and it is revealed that he will probably suffer permanent brain damage from the attack. Ralph remarks "look at the bright side: he wasn't that smart to begin with." Although Ralph vehemently denies setting the fire, he mocks Tony's concern for the situation, pointing out that while he has special affection for animals, he "eats beef and sausage by the fuckin' carload". |
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| Author: | Rod [ Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who was the weakest person in the Sopranos universe? |
rogers park bryan wrote: Also, he's a comedic TITAN In the episode "Another Toothpick", Vito Spatafore's brother Bryan is violently beaten and put into a coma, and it is revealed that he will probably suffer permanent brain damage from the attack. Ralph remarks "look at the bright side: he wasn't that smart to begin with." Although Ralph vehemently denies setting the fire, he mocks Tony's concern for the situation, pointing out that while he has special affection for animals, he "eats beef and sausage by the fuckin' carload". I said he was weak. I never said he wasn't funny. "Yes ma'am, a gerbil." "Oh my Gawd!" |
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| Author: | Powerhouse233 [ Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who was the weakest person in the Sopranos universe? |
AJ Soprano is the weakest person in the Sopranos universe by a good margin. Physically, mentally and emotionally he was a complete mess the entire series. |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:33 pm ] |
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Pussy should at least be in the team photo. He was worthless while he was alive, constantly complained about a back that wasn't hurt, ran away from the cops when the clubhouse got busted, and ratted on the entire family as soon as he got in any real trouble. |
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| Author: | Powerhouse233 [ Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:37 pm ] |
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FavreFan wrote: Pussy should at least be in the team photo. He was worthless while he was alive, constantly complained about a back that wasn't hurt, ran away from the cops when the clubhouse got busted, and ratted on the entire family as soon as he got in any real trouble. That was just a way of explaining some of his odd behavior after he had already flipped. |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:38 pm ] |
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Powerhouse233 wrote: FavreFan wrote: Pussy should at least be in the team photo. He was worthless while he was alive, constantly complained about a back that wasn't hurt, ran away from the cops when the clubhouse got busted, and ratted on the entire family as soon as he got in any real trouble. That was just a way of explaining some of his odd behavior after he had already flipped. Fair enough, I guess, but the rest of my case stands. |
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| Author: | IMU [ Tue Aug 21, 2018 2:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who was the weakest person in the Sopranos universe? |
Ralph is the correct answer. |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Tue Aug 21, 2018 2:12 pm ] |
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IMU wrote: Ralph is the correct answer. I have to concur. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Tue Aug 21, 2018 2:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who was the weakest person in the Sopranos universe? |
You guys are crazy. Weaker than Artie and Jackie Jr.? Tony also hit women. |
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| Author: | Rod [ Tue Aug 21, 2018 2:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who was the weakest person in the Sopranos universe? |
rogers park bryan wrote: You guys are crazy. Weaker than Artie and Jackie Jr.? Tony also hit women. Only when they deserved it. |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Tue Aug 21, 2018 2:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who was the weakest person in the Sopranos universe? |
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: rogers park bryan wrote: You guys are crazy. Weaker than Artie and Jackie Jr.? Tony also hit women. Only when they deserved it.  I love JORR. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Tue Aug 21, 2018 2:16 pm ] |
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Ralph was tougher than Richie Aprile. Richie didnt even make Janice stagger. |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Tue Aug 21, 2018 2:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who was the weakest person in the Sopranos universe? |
Yeah I don't really see a case to be made that Ralph is weaker than Jackie Jr. |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Tue Aug 21, 2018 2:18 pm ] |
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FavreFan wrote: Yeah I don't really see a case to be made that Ralph is weaker than Jackie Jr. Meh I think of him on the level of AJ or Meadow. |
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| Author: | Rod [ Tue Aug 21, 2018 2:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who was the weakest person in the Sopranos universe? |
FavreFan wrote: Yeah I don't really see a case to be made that Ralph is weaker than Jackie Jr. Jackie Jr.: fucks Meadow. Ralph: gets fucked by Janice. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Tue Aug 21, 2018 2:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who was the weakest person in the Sopranos universe? |
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: FavreFan wrote: Yeah I don't really see a case to be made that Ralph is weaker than Jackie Jr. Jackie Jr.: fucks Meadow. Ralph: gets fucked by Janice. I had a feeling it was DanielMuphryism on display here. God this show was fuckin hilarious... The joke Ralph made was that he "heard Ginny Sack was having a 95 pound mole removed from her ass". When explaining the incident to Carmine, an angry Johnny Sack said that "the implication is that her ass is big enough to have a mole that size removed from it". |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Tue Aug 21, 2018 2:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who was the weakest person in the Sopranos universe? |
Davey Scatino. No self-control. |
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| Author: | Rod [ Tue Aug 21, 2018 2:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who was the weakest person in the Sopranos universe? |
rogers park bryan wrote: I had a feeling it was DanielMuphryism on display here. Ralph's crew was the gayest in the business. |
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