Because I'm a real American, I sit in the stall and stick my ear up to the glory hole drilled in the side of the wall. Sometimes I get lucky. You guys that stand are a bunch of Nancy boys like my former players.

I rub one out in the urinal.

Just like the rest of you commie sissies. A real man does it at his desk.

my coworker brought up a whole bunch of other options. 1 hand operation or 2. dominant hand or the other. pull boxers/briefs down or through port hole. so many possibilities.

Who the fuck is taking their balls out through their fly when they piss?

sorry, i had to do something. hawk and charlie are murdering this forum

Who the fuck is taking their balls out through their fly when they piss?

I shit you not there is a guy here at work that drops his pants to his ankles. When he is done and packs away his member he backs out of the
urinal and pulls his pants up in front of everyone. He's a nice enough guy, but I just want to take him to the side and explain that this isn't
grade school anymore and he can keep his pants up. The floor is disgusting and by the end of the day I don't know how many people have
missed the urinal and created a small puddle on the ground where his pants and belt are laying. I laughed that I saw it as an option on the
poll because I thought he was the only guy doing this.

One of the benefits of wearing shorts and boxers all year is just pulling up one shorts leg and going that route. Never have to touch anything.

How about this urinal protocol- at a Sox game these young dipshits like to lineup as if they're in a bank drive-thru waiting for the next available urinal rather than lining up behind each specific one. It immediately forces the line out the door and onto the concourse. This has never been the protocol in my experience. I will often shove my way past and lineup directly behind the youngest guy. But it has caused some tension on occasion with me having to explain that this is the way we do it. One drunken buffoon started motherfucking me right at the urinal. I was drunk too and I started to spin around and I swear I was going to piss on him, but my partner saved the day by threatening to beat the fuck out of the guy.

How about this urinal protocol- at a Sox game these young dipshits like to lineup as if they're in a bank drive-thru waiting for the next available urinal rather than lining up behind each specific one. It immediately forces the line out the door and onto the concourse. This has never been the protocol in my experience. I will often shove my way past and lineup directly behind the youngest guy. But it has caused some tension on occasion with me having to explain that this is the way we do it. One drunken buffoon started motherfucking me right at the urinal. I was drunk too and I started to spin around and I swear I was going to piss on him, but my partner saved the day by threatening to beat the fuck out of the guy.

How about this urinal protocol- at a Sox game these young dipshits like to lineup as if they're in a bank drive-thru waiting for the next available urinal rather than lining up behind each specific one. It immediately forces the line out the door and onto the concourse. This has never been the protocol in my experience. I will often shove my way past and lineup directly behind the youngest guy. But it has caused some tension on occasion with me having to explain that this is the way we do it. One drunken buffoon started motherfucking me right at the urinal. I was drunk too and I started to spin around and I swear I was going to piss on him, but my partner saved the day by threatening to beat the fuck out of the guy.

The Hawk is the kind of guy who would get caught sucking a dick in the bathroom and be like "what? I was doing an impression of you because that's how gay your are, that's something you would do so I'm doing it to make fun of you."

The Hawk is the kind of guy who would get caught sucking a dick in the bathroom and be like "what? I was doing an impression of you because that's how gay your are, that's something you would do so I'm doing it to make fun of you."

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