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 Post subject: The Door Dilemma
PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2018 9:29 pm 
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You are walking toward the entrance to a building, and you notice a young lady roughly 20 yards behind you walking toward the same entrance.

Do you:

a. Keep walking as normal
b. Slow down so that you can hold the door for her
c. Speed up to avoid the awkward scenario where you have to decide whether she is close enough to reasonably hold the door; or
d. Pretend you forgot something in your car and walk away


And if you aren't sure, what pieces of information would you need to make an informed decision?

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I slow down or wait and hold the door.

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 Post subject: Re: The Door Dilemma
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I slow down or wait and hold the door.

This, or don't slow down and still hold door


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 Post subject: Re: The Door Dilemma
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Depends on the race of the woman.

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I used to wait and hold the door all the time regardless of who was behind me. Nowadays though I purposely don't look behind me when approaching a door, hold it open after i pass through just for a sec in case anyone is in fact behind me, and then keep going on my way.

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 Post subject: Re: The Door Dilemma
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Depends on the race of the woman.


That's what I was thinking too.

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E) I slow down and wait for her to pass me and hold the door open for me.

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Free Ajent wrote:
E) I slow down and wait for her to pass me and hold the door open for me.


Does she grab her mace as you're standing there like a creep?

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 Post subject: Re: The Door Dilemma
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If cute, then b.

If not, then c.

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 Post subject: Re: The Door Dilemma
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 Post subject: Re: The Door Dilemma
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20 yards? I'd throw a go route.

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 Post subject: Re: The Door Dilemma
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
20 yards? I'd throw a go route.


I was trying to think about how far it usually is. This scenario is something that bothers me. There's always that weird "should I or shouldn't I hold the door" scenario. Like vegan, I usually just don't look back anymore.

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 Post subject: Re: The Door Dilemma
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leashyourkids wrote:
Free Ajent wrote:
E) I slow down and wait for her to pass me and hold the door open for me.


Does she grab her mace as you're standing there like a creep?

See you're the creep because I was merely pointing out that holding the door open for another person can be reciprocated no matter the gender.
It should go both ways.


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 Post subject: Re: The Door Dilemma
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I give it about 10 feet for anybody.

If I'm required to stand there to hold the door for more than 2 seconds, I'm moving on. They weren't that close.

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 Post subject: Re: The Door Dilemma
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I thought this was going to be about The Garage Door Dilemma.

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 Post subject: Re: The Door Dilemma
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Free Ajent wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
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E) I slow down and wait for her to pass me and hold the door open for me.


Does she grab her mace as you're standing there like a creep?

See you're the creep because I was merely pointing out that holding the door open for another person can be reciprocated no matter the gender.
It should go both ways.


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So we're talking about walking right up to the door. Stopping. Then waiting for the person behind you to open the door for you. Tell me how that wouldn't be awkward.

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 Post subject: Re: The Door Dilemma
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beni hanna wrote:
GoldenJet wrote:
I slow down or wait and hold the door.

This, or don't slow down and still hold door

This

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 Post subject: Re: The Door Dilemma
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Jbi11s wrote:
So we're talking about walking right up to the door. Stopping. Then waiting for the person behind you to open the door for you. Tell me how that wouldn't be awkward.

I never said that. I said I would slow down (without making it look obvious of course) then she passes me and wait to see if she holds the door open for me. Let's take a guess how many times the door would be held open?

Obviously I'm being obtuse for a reason, let's just say for the hell of it she's ahead of me and walks in before me, do you think she holds the door for me?

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I’m a door holder but 20 yards is pushing it. If they parked in front of a gas pump just to get a cup of coffee at Casey’s I hold the door closed.


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Free Ajent wrote:
Jbi11s wrote:
So we're talking about walking right up to the door. Stopping. Then waiting for the person behind you to open the door for you. Tell me how that wouldn't be awkward.

I never said that. I said I would slow down (without making it look obvious of course) then she passes me and wait to see if she holds the door open for me. Let's take a guess how many times the door would be held open?

Obviously I'm being obtuse for a reason, let's just say for the hell of it she's ahead of me and walks in before me, do you think she holds the door for me?

They rarely do.

Unless your big dick energy is on full tilt.

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 Post subject: Re: The Door Dilemma
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Always hold the door. This reminds her that she is still subject to the rules of patriarchy and has no say in whether she is allowed to open the door on her own or not.

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Free Ajent wrote:
Jbi11s wrote:
So we're talking about walking right up to the door. Stopping. Then waiting for the person behind you to open the door for you. Tell me how that wouldn't be awkward.

I never said that. I said I would slow down (without making it look obvious of course) then she passes me and wait to see if she holds the door open for me. Let's take a guess how many times the door would be held open?

Obviously I'm being obtuse for a reason, let's just say for the hell of it she's ahead of me and walks in before me, do you think she holds the door for me?


If she's hot, no. They're usually entitled. A hefty gal might.

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leashyourkids wrote:
Free Ajent wrote:
Jbi11s wrote:
So we're talking about walking right up to the door. Stopping. Then waiting for the person behind you to open the door for you. Tell me how that wouldn't be awkward.

I never said that. I said I would slow down (without making it look obvious of course) then she passes me and wait to see if she holds the door open for me. Let's take a guess how many times the door would be held open?

Obviously I'm being obtuse for a reason, let's just say for the hell of it she's ahead of me and walks in before me, do you think she holds the door for me?


If she's hot, no. They're usually entitled. A hefty gal might.

Sad to say you're probably right. Unless you are like myself and just a strikingly handsome individual.

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Was she operating a smartphone?

It's a factor.

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Unless its an old lady or a mom with young kids I'm not going to stop and hold the door like a doorman. I will open it for myself and then turn back to see if there is anyone coming and if they are within 5 or so seconds Ill keep it propped for them. If they are a 6 or above I'll keep extend it to 7 seconds. If they are a fat slob I decrease the time to 2 seconds.

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I will open it for myself and then turn back to see if there is anyone coming


That's where you went wrong. You look back and it's gonna get awkward or you're gonna be judged as an asshole. Don't look back and hold the door open perfunctorily and you're good - no awkwardness and you don't come off as an asshole.

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I'd ask Christine Blasey Ford to call her guy SPEEEEEEEEEEGS over at Feldco and just have a second door installed.
Problem solved.

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20 yards is a mound visit, essentially. And if I'm at home plate while anyone is at the top of the mound walking towards me, I keep on as though nobody was there. I run zone in those situations, but Curl/Hook sized stuff, not Deep Half or Third.

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