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Author:  hnd [ Tue Oct 23, 2018 1:12 pm ]
Post subject:  Pumpkin Pie

is there anything worse than when someone serves you a slice of pumpkin pie with no whipped cream.

As we get into pumpkin pie season this is always something that gives me a level of anxiety that a person should not have. I'm always trying to scope out the pumpkin pie situaish at any function i go to to see if there is whipped cream already applied. But the tricky thing is that sometimes its done to order, so there being no whipped cream on a pie is really not and indication that whipped cream will not be made available during pie distribution.

I always make it a point during the pre-pie dispensing operation to get a drink or something that takes me through the kitchen to make sure there is whipped cream somewhere.

Asking if it has whipped cream and then saying no when told there is none is generally ok when the pumpkin pie is store bought. However if a pie is homemade, turning down a slice due to no whipped cream might not end well.

Basically I avoid pumpkin pie at get togethers because there is so much
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going on.

Author:  Caller Bob [ Tue Oct 23, 2018 1:15 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Pumpkin Pie

Have you been taking your medication?

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Oct 23, 2018 1:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Pumpkin Pie

hnd wrote:
is there anything worse than when someone serves you a slice of pumpkin pie
Nothing worse. Pumpkin Pie is the shittiest of the shit Holiday foods.

Author:  T-Bone [ Tue Oct 23, 2018 1:33 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Pumpkin Pie

If I am going to have Pumpkin Pie I need at least a 1:1 ratio of pie and whipped cream. Oddly enough a couple of years ago my wife
got me turned on to the Pumpkin Pie Blizzard at DQ. Although I am a bit biased because of my love for ice cream, it is actually a
pretty good Blizzard in small doses.

Author:  Douchebag [ Tue Oct 23, 2018 1:34 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Pumpkin Pie

T-Bone wrote:
Although I am a bit biased because of my love for ice cream, it is actually a
pretty good Blizzard in small doses.

Small doses for you, no doses for the step-son?

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Tue Oct 23, 2018 1:38 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Pumpkin Pie

Frank Coztansa wrote:
hnd wrote:
is there anything worse than when someone serves you a slice of pumpkin pie
Nothing worse. Pumpkin Pie is the shittiest of the shit Holiday foods.


This

Douchebag wrote:
T-Bone wrote:
Although I am a bit biased because of my love for ice cream, it is actually a
pretty good Blizzard in small doses.

Small doses for you, no doses for the step-son?


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  hnd [ Tue Oct 23, 2018 1:41 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Pumpkin Pie

T-Bone wrote:
If I am going to have Pumpkin Pie I need at least a 1:1 ratio of pie and whipped cream.


this too is my prefered ratio although i can go as low at 2:1.

Author:  KDdidit [ Tue Oct 23, 2018 1:45 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Pumpkin Pie

Frank Coztansa wrote:
hnd wrote:
is there anything worse than when someone serves you a slice of pumpkin pie
Nothing worse. Pumpkin Pie is the shittiest of the shit Holiday foods.


Not even the shittiest holiday pie with Mincemeat pie existing.

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Tue Oct 23, 2018 1:45 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Pumpkin Pie

KDdidit wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
hnd wrote:
is there anything worse than when someone serves you a slice of pumpkin pie
Nothing worse. Pumpkin Pie is the shittiest of the shit Holiday foods.


Not even the shittiest holiday pie with Mincemeat pie existing.


Where do you live???? Fucking Victorian era England? Nobody serves mincemeat pies....

Author:  BigW72 [ Tue Oct 23, 2018 1:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Pumpkin Pie

Of course the ratio of whip cream to pumpkin pie should be 1:1. Still.....even with no whip cream, pumpkin pie is delicious.
Blasphemers!

Author:  Nardi [ Tue Oct 23, 2018 1:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Pumpkin Pie

Frank Coztansa wrote:
hnd wrote:
is there anything worse than when someone serves you a slice of pumpkin pie
Nothing worse. Pumpkin Pie is the shittiest of the shit Holiday foods.

You are obviously exaggerating. Pumpkin pie is the best of the shit holiday foods. Green bean casserole is the shittiest.

Wow, my spellcheck knows how to spell shittiest. I'm impressed.

Author:  Drunk Squirrel [ Tue Oct 23, 2018 1:55 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Pumpkin Pie

sjboyd0137 wrote:
KDdidit wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
hnd wrote:
is there anything worse than when someone serves you a slice of pumpkin pie
Nothing worse. Pumpkin Pie is the shittiest of the shit Holiday foods.


Not even the shittiest holiday pie with Mincemeat pie existing.


Where do you live???? Fucking Victorian era England? Nobody serves mincemeat pies....


My grandmother served it. I don’t believe young squirrel ever tested his intestinal fortitude on that. Also, pumpkin pie sucks.

Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Tue Oct 23, 2018 1:59 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Pumpkin Pie

green bean casserole, sweet potatoes, fruitcake, rhubarb pie.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Oct 23, 2018 2:00 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Pumpkin Pie

Nardi wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
hnd wrote:
is there anything worse than when someone serves you a slice of pumpkin pie
Nothing worse. Pumpkin Pie is the shittiest of the shit Holiday foods.

You are obviously exaggerating. Pumpkin pie is the best of the shit holiday foods. Green bean casserole is the shittiest.
Absolutely not. Make green bean casserole with cream of chicken soup instead of cream of mushroom. It's like an entirely different dish.



Terrible Holiday Food RANKings??

Fruit cake

Candy corn





Mayo from a jar with a spoon
















































Pumpkin Pie

Author:  Franky T [ Tue Oct 23, 2018 2:01 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Pumpkin Pie

Frank Coztansa wrote:
hnd wrote:
is there anything worse than when someone serves you a slice of pumpkin pie
Nothing worse. Pumpkin Pie is the shittiest of the shit Holiday foods.

Exactly. People need piles of whipped cream on top to cover the disgusting taste of the actual pie. It's like people who put tons of sugar and flavored cream in their coffee and then tell people how much they love coffee. No, you don't.

Author:  Douchebag [ Tue Oct 23, 2018 2:01 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Pumpkin Pie

Fruit cake is fucking disgusting. Mods, please ban Frank

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Oct 23, 2018 2:03 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Pumpkin Pie

I didn't say that fruitcake was good. I merely stated the indisputable fact that fruitcake is miles better than pumpkin pie.

Author:  Brick [ Tue Oct 23, 2018 2:05 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Pumpkin Pie

Pumpkin pie is great. One slice at Thanksgiving. One slice at Christmas(maybe). Have another next Thanksgiving. The same is true for egg nog and Christmas Ale. Give me one and I'm good for at least 11 months.

Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Tue Oct 23, 2018 2:06 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Pumpkin Pie

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this is my favorite Holiday dessert.

Author:  T-Bone [ Tue Oct 23, 2018 2:53 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Pumpkin Pie

Douchebag wrote:
T-Bone wrote:
Although I am a bit biased because of my love for ice cream, it is actually a
pretty good Blizzard in small doses.

Small doses for you, no doses for the step-son?


Doesn't matter how big the dose as long as I get to eat it in front of him. :eye: I was merely saying that a small or medium
is all you need with the Pumpkin Pie Blizzard or you are risking a pretty good stomach ache. That is what I heard anyway....

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Oct 23, 2018 3:03 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Pumpkin Pie

T-Bone wrote:
I was merely saying that a small or medium is all you need with the Pumpkin Pie Blizzard or you are risking a pretty good stomach ache.
RPB disagrees.

Author:  Hatchetman [ Tue Oct 23, 2018 3:05 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Pumpkin Pie

I love all that shit referenced above. Even fruitcake.

Author:  Caller Bob [ Tue Oct 23, 2018 3:05 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Pumpkin Pie

Boilermaker Rick wrote:
One slice at Christmas(maybe). .

What if you are a Jew?

Author:  Peoria Matt [ Tue Oct 23, 2018 3:06 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Pumpkin Pie

I love pumpkin pie and spiked/regular eggnog.

Author:  Brick [ Tue Oct 23, 2018 3:13 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Pumpkin Pie

Caller Bob wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
One slice at Christmas(maybe). .

What if you are a Jew?
They can celebrate Christmas just like most sane people that know the stories are made up.

Author:  BigW72 [ Tue Oct 23, 2018 3:14 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Pumpkin Pie

doug - evergreen park wrote:
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this is my favorite Holiday dessert.

This guy gets it.
Tastes great before and after some pumpkin pie

Author:  Douchebag [ Tue Oct 23, 2018 3:14 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Pumpkin Pie

Caller Bob wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
One slice at Christmas(maybe). .

What if you are a Jew?

Gefilte Fish Pie for them.

Author:  IMU [ Tue Oct 23, 2018 3:42 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Pumpkin Pie

I hate whipped cream. Want my pumpkin pies, and all others, without that trash.

Author:  hnd [ Tue Oct 23, 2018 3:45 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Pumpkin Pie

at christmas, i eat/drink 2 thing just one time until the next season. a glass of eggnog and a mcrib.

Author:  hnd [ Tue Oct 23, 2018 3:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Pumpkin Pie

IMU wrote:
I hate whipped cream. Want my pumpkin pies, and all others, without that trash.


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