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Author:  whistler [ Fri Nov 02, 2018 1:06 am ]
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Here's where you can be like Quad City Pete. In otherwords, here's where you can act like a sexist man.

Post funny sexist pics here!

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Author:  whistler [ Fri Nov 02, 2018 1:12 am ]
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Author:  SpiralStairs [ Fri Nov 02, 2018 7:31 am ]
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whistler wrote:
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She really only needs one lesson.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Fri Nov 02, 2018 8:53 am ]
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Doug won 2nd place in the Sexy Mans competition once.

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Fri Nov 02, 2018 9:04 am ]
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Frank wrote:
Eaglo Jeff wrote:
George Clooney!

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Fri Nov 02, 2018 9:07 am ]
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Telegram Sam wrote:
Frank wrote:
Eaglo Jeff wrote:
George Clooney!

Ian Faith: They're not gonna release the album... because they have decided that the cover is sexist.

Nigel Tufnel: Well, so what? What's wrong with bein' sexy? I mean there's no...

Ian Faith: Sex-IST!

David St. Hubbins: IST!

Author:  Don Tiny [ Fri Nov 02, 2018 9:11 am ]
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Author:  good dolphin [ Fri Nov 02, 2018 10:14 am ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Telegram Sam wrote:
Frank wrote:
Eaglo Jeff wrote:
George Clooney!

Ian Faith: They're not gonna release the album... because they have decided that the cover is sexist.

Nigel Tufnel: Well, so what? What's wrong with bein' sexy? I mean there's no...

Ian Faith: Sex-IST!

David St. Hubbins: IST!


not complete without showing the album cover

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Author:  Jaw Breaker [ Fri Nov 02, 2018 10:38 am ]
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Or the vid:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGXQKqXVVxU

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Fri Nov 02, 2018 10:43 am ]
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We're making fun of that sort of thing! It would be different if were saying, Yes, you HAVE to smell the glove!

Author:  good dolphin [ Fri Nov 02, 2018 12:52 pm ]
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Jaw Breaker wrote:


Fran Drescher not overexaggerating her accent.

You should have seen the cover they wanted to do!

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Fri Nov 02, 2018 12:58 pm ]
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good dolphin wrote:
Jaw Breaker wrote:


Fran Drescher not overexaggerating her accent.

You should have seen the cover they wanted to do!

It's too much fucking perspective

Author:  Jaw Breaker [ Fri Nov 02, 2018 1:24 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
Jaw Breaker wrote:


Fran Drescher not overexaggerating her accent.

You should have seen the cover they wanted to do!

It's too much fucking perspective


If I told them once, I told them a hundred times...it's Spinal Tap, then Puppet Show.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Fri Nov 02, 2018 2:19 pm ]
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Jaw Breaker wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
Jaw Breaker wrote:


Fran Drescher not overexaggerating her accent.

You should have seen the cover they wanted to do!

It's too much fucking perspective


If I told them once, I told them a hundred times...it's Spinal Tap, then Puppet Show.

:lol:

Just reading the IMDB quote page is hilarious



Marty DiBergi: Given the history of Spinal Tap drummers, uh, in the past, do you have any fears, uh, for your life?

Mick Shrimpton: When I did join, you know, they did tell me - they kind of took me aside and said, "Well, Mick. It's, you know, it's like this..." And it did kind of freak me out a bit. But it can't always happen to every, can it? I mean, really...

Marty DiBergi: Because the law of averages...

Mick Shrimpton: ...The law of averages...

Marty DiBergi: ...Says you will survive.

Mick Shrimpton: Yeh.

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Fri Nov 02, 2018 2:22 pm ]
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And where are they now?
The little children of Stonehenge
And what would they say to us?
If we were here... tonight

Author:  Jaw Breaker [ Fri Nov 02, 2018 2:34 pm ]
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Telegram Sam wrote:
And where are they now?
The little children of Stonehenge
And what would they say to us?
If we were here... tonight


:lol: Fuck the napkin!

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Fri Nov 02, 2018 2:36 pm ]
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Jaw Breaker wrote:
Telegram Sam wrote:
And where are they now?
The little children of Stonehenge
And what would they say to us?
If we were here... tonight


:lol: Fuck the napkin!

I mean, it's not your job to be as confused as Nigel!

Author:  whistler [ Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:21 pm ]
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Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Wed Feb 06, 2019 8:15 am ]
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Author:  whistler [ Fri Mar 08, 2019 4:17 pm ]
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Author:  whistler [ Fri Mar 08, 2019 4:17 pm ]
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Author:  whistler [ Fri Mar 08, 2019 4:18 pm ]
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Author:  whistler [ Fri Mar 08, 2019 4:18 pm ]
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Author:  Rod [ Fri Mar 08, 2019 4:48 pm ]
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Telegram Sam wrote:
And where are they now?
The little children of Stonehenge
And what would they say to us?
If we were here... tonight



My wife has this awesome photo of her and her college friends at Stonehenge during the year she lived in England. They're almost on top of the rocks. I doubt you can get that close to it now. And they look like A Flock of Seagulls with their 80s haircuts.

Author:  Urlacher's missing neck [ Fri Mar 08, 2019 4:57 pm ]
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Author:  Regular Reader [ Fri Mar 08, 2019 5:15 pm ]
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Urlacher's missing neck wrote:
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You should be shunned for posting this atrocity on a Friday afternoon. :lol:

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Fri Mar 08, 2019 5:18 pm ]
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Jesus christ.

Author:  whistler [ Mon May 27, 2019 12:50 am ]
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https://www.mens-corner.net/2014/04/dea ... SONJ6qYyzc

funny shit. click on the link to see the associated pics.

********************

Dear girls, if you want a relationship, this is our ten rules!

Men are simple. And because we are so simple, we will write you this brief and simple so that you literally understand. No philosophy. No complexities. This is our ten simple rules.

1. We do not read minds!
If you have something to say, say it! If it don't say it, I we don't know!

2. Crying is rude and considered blackmail!
Yeah, how sad. We would kill for you, steal, be hungry, sacrificed our life, in pain suffered a lifetime just for you stop being sad and to stop crying. It is killing us. And you? You know it. And exploits.

3. We do not get your hints
In life we often misjudged your actions and decided to respond only to the facts. If something bothers you, say it loud and clear.

4. Men have the ability to answer on complicated questions with yes or no
If you ask us do we love you, if you are still beautiful and sexy, are we happy in this relationship and all that nonsense, do not be surprised when you get a simple answer. We have learned to answer to these questions easily, although it does not satisfy you, because any answer more detailed discussion is that we do not want and which could potentially cost us even more nervous.

5. When you ask us what we think about your problem, expect the solution.
For compassion, tears and pointless philosophizing you have your friends.

6. If the argument about something is over, then it is over.
Do not mention this to us after a few months if you want a cultural debate. Women have a strange habit of reminding us of the discussions and arguments that we have long forgotten and through which we have passed. If you want to put salt on old wounds and remind us on all errors that we all make, do not expect from us to sit and listen to it cold minded.

7. If the toilet seat is up, put it down. Some things about ourselves we can / want to change.
If little things like that bother you so much, it's time to move out. :lol: :lol: :lol:

8. If we say something that can be understood in two ways, we thought in the way that will not fuck you out.
I do not understand why some of our words always realize as an attack on you. It is not on our mind! We love you and care for you and do not want to annoy you, except in cases where it is needed!

9. We will never understand why every week you have to shopping.
Yes, you have too many clothes and shoes. Yes, shopping annoy us. Yes, for these things you have a friend. Leave us alone!

10. If you ask us do I look fat, the answer is yes.
Why do we have to be blamed for this? Why do we have to hear that anger?

Author:  K Effective [ Mon May 27, 2019 6:29 am ]
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In what language was that article originally written?

Author:  SpiralStairs [ Mon May 27, 2019 7:36 am ]
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He wrote it brother.

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