Big Brane wrote:
The OranEYEzation That Eats AND Wipes ASS??
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| Author: | whistler [ Sun Nov 04, 2018 8:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Things you've used to wipe your ass |
...other than toilet paper. You have run out of toilet paper, or you are stuck in the middle of nowhere and have to take a shit, with no toilet paper in sight. What did you use to wipe your ass? Paper towels? Kleenex? Cardboard? Maybe you borrowed Chet Coppock's Fur Coat's toilet brush? Fuck, maybe you chopped down a tree and manufactured toilet paper all by yourself? What things have you used to wipe your shit-stained ass when there was no toilet paper around? |
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| Author: | Caller Bob [ Sun Nov 04, 2018 8:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things you've used to wipe your ass |
Funny pictures of Hue Jackson? |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Sun Nov 04, 2018 8:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things you've used to wipe your ass |
Whistler posts. |
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Sun Nov 04, 2018 8:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things you've used to wipe your ass |
The stars and bars. |
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| Author: | Mr. Reason [ Sun Nov 04, 2018 8:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things you've used to wipe your ass |
Regular Reader wrote: The stars and bars. Do you carry one of those around with you? |
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| Author: | Baby McNown [ Sun Nov 04, 2018 8:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things you've used to wipe your ass |
Leash |
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| Author: | Mr. Reason [ Sun Nov 04, 2018 8:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things you've used to wipe your ass |
Baby McNown wrote: Leash They don’t call him Baby McHalfwit for nothing. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Sun Nov 04, 2018 8:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things you've used to wipe your ass |
Mr. Reason wrote: Baby McNown wrote: Leash They don’t call him Baby McHalfwit for nothing. Do they call him that because he is a shitposting halfwit? |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Sun Nov 04, 2018 8:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things you've used to wipe your ass |
Half is generous. |
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| Author: | Mr. Reason [ Sun Nov 04, 2018 8:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things you've used to wipe your ass |
Darkside wrote: Mr. Reason wrote: Baby McNown wrote: Leash They don’t call him Baby McHalfwit for nothing. Do they call him that because he is a shitposting halfwit? A Shitposting Halfwit would be an upgrade for him. |
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Sun Nov 04, 2018 8:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things you've used to wipe your ass |
Mr. Reason wrote: Regular Reader wrote: The stars and bars. Do you carry one of those around with you? No I took one off a coworkers car at the Atlanta airport. |
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| Author: | Mr. Reason [ Sun Nov 04, 2018 8:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things you've used to wipe your ass |
Regular Reader wrote: Mr. Reason wrote: Regular Reader wrote: The stars and bars. Do you carry one of those around with you? No I took one off a coworkers car at the Atlanta airport. Never took you as a thief. Sad. |
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| Author: | Spaulding [ Sun Nov 04, 2018 8:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things you've used to wipe your ass |
Get him, Reader! |
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| Author: | Mr. Reason [ Sun Nov 04, 2018 8:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things you've used to wipe your ass |
Spaulding wrote: Get him, Reader! Up yours. He’s an admitted thief. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Sun Nov 04, 2018 8:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things you've used to wipe your ass |
80 McNuggets |
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| Author: | Baby McNown [ Sun Nov 04, 2018 8:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things you've used to wipe your ass |
leashyourkids wrote: Half is generous. Once again, how would you know? You have me blocked and your life is better for it. |
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| Author: | Baby McNown [ Sun Nov 04, 2018 8:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things you've used to wipe your ass |
Mr. Reason wrote: Baby McNown wrote: Leash They don’t call him Baby McHalfwit for nothing. I’ll take Catchphrases From the Senile for 300 Alex. |
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| Author: | Baby McNown [ Sun Nov 04, 2018 8:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things you've used to wipe your ass |
Darkside wrote: Mr. Reason wrote: Baby McNown wrote: Leash They don’t call him Baby McHalfwit for nothing. Do they call him that because he is a shitposting halfwit? Can you just hurry up and die in a fire? |
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| Author: | Mr. Reason [ Sun Nov 04, 2018 8:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things you've used to wipe your ass |
Baby McNown wrote: Mr. Reason wrote: Baby McNown wrote: Leash They don’t call him Baby McHalfwit for nothing. I’ll take Catchphrases From the Senile for 300 Alex. I’ll take lame responses from Halfwits for $500. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Sun Nov 04, 2018 8:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things you've used to wipe your ass |
Baby McNown wrote: Darkside wrote: Mr. Reason wrote: Baby McNown wrote: Leash They don’t call him Baby McHalfwit for nothing. Do they call him that because he is a shitposting halfwit? Can you just hurry up and die in a fire? Is this the extent of your capability to retort with wit and poise? Hmm. |
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| Author: | Mr. Reason [ Sun Nov 04, 2018 8:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things you've used to wipe your ass |
Darkside wrote: Baby McNown wrote: Darkside wrote: Mr. Reason wrote: Baby McNown wrote: Leash They don’t call him Baby McHalfwit for nothing. Do they call him that because he is a shitposting halfwit? Can you just hurry up and die in a fire? Is this the extent of your capability to retort with wit and poise? Hmm. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. They don’t call him Baby MaHalfwit for nothing. |
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| Author: | Baby McNown [ Sun Nov 04, 2018 9:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things you've used to wipe your ass |
Darkside wrote: Baby McNown wrote: Darkside wrote: Mr. Reason wrote: Baby McNown wrote: Leash They don’t call him Baby McHalfwit for nothing. Do they call him that because he is a shitposting halfwit? Can you just hurry up and die in a fire? Is this the extent of your capability to retort with wit and poise? Hmm. For wastes of oxygen like yourself? Absolutely. |
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| Author: | Chet Coppock's Fur Coat [ Sun Nov 04, 2018 9:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things you've used to wipe your ass |
Why do you think I have a toilet brush? That's what refugees are for. |
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| Author: | Mr. Reason [ Sun Nov 04, 2018 9:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things you've used to wipe your ass |
Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote: Why do you think I have a toilet brush? I’ll take that as a rhetorical question. I don’t really want to know why. |
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| Author: | Putin [ Sun Nov 04, 2018 9:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things you've used to wipe your ass |
Constitution of Americans. Hahaha! |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Sun Nov 04, 2018 9:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things you've used to wipe your ass |
Baby McNown wrote: Darkside wrote: Baby McNown wrote: Darkside wrote: Mr. Reason wrote: Baby McNown wrote: Leash They don’t call him Baby McHalfwit for nothing. Do they call him that because he is a shitposting halfwit? Can you just hurry up and die in a fire? Is this the extent of your capability to retort with wit and poise? Hmm. For wastes of oxygen like yourself? Absolutely. How do you know for sure I'm not a plant and actually creating oxygen? |
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| Author: | Big Brane [ Sun Nov 04, 2018 10:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things you've used to wipe your ass |
The OranEYEzation That Eats AND Wipes ASS?? |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Sun Nov 04, 2018 10:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things you've used to wipe your ass |
Big Brane wrote: The OranEYEzation That Eats AND Wipes ASS?? +1911 |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Sun Nov 04, 2018 10:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things you've used to wipe your ass |
Baby McNown wrote: Mr. Reason wrote: Baby McNown wrote: Leash They don’t call him Baby McHalfwit for nothing. I’ll take Catchphrases From the Senile for 300 Alex. I'll take my bit back, Alex. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Sun Nov 04, 2018 10:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Things you've used to wipe your ass |
Don Tiny wrote: Baby McNown wrote: Mr. Reason wrote: Baby McNown wrote: Leash They don’t call him Baby McHalfwit for nothing. I’ll take Catchphrases From the Senile for 300 Alex. I'll take my bit back, Alex. Cmon man. You know he cant think of anything original. Cut him some slack. |
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