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Author:  FavreFan [ Thu Nov 29, 2018 9:35 am ]
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Appropriate in this case. Crazy parents are setting their kids up for a tough life
Author:  Peoria Matt [ Thu Nov 29, 2018 9:38 am ]
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Abcde? What in the fuck is that?

Is she related to Marty Feldman?
Author:  TurdFerguson [ Thu Nov 29, 2018 9:39 am ]
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That little girl better have a 6 pack rocking the name ab-city.
Author:  Darkside [ Thu Nov 29, 2018 9:39 am ]
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Maybe I told this story before but one of my clients has 3 daughters named April, May, and June.
When their youngest, a boy was born, they named him Jason. It stands for July, August, September, October, November.
I dont know what their plan is for the next kid if needed.
Author:  spmack [ Thu Nov 29, 2018 9:40 am ]
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The replies in that link are awesome. She doesn't seem too bright.
Author:  Nas [ Thu Nov 29, 2018 9:43 am ]
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Darkside wrote:
Maybe I told this story before but one of my clients has 3 daughters named April, May, and June.
When their youngest, a boy was born, they named him Jason. It stands for July, August, September, October, November.
I dont know what their plan is for the next kid if needed.


That's a million times better than ABCDE. That parent should be mocked.
Author:  FavreFan [ Thu Nov 29, 2018 9:43 am ]
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spmack wrote:
The replies in that link are awesome. She doesn't seem too bright.

They are. I don't even know which one is my favorite.
Author:  denisdman [ Thu Nov 29, 2018 9:44 am ]
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I've run into a few strange names in the insurance business, notably:

BJ Freemore
Dick Gobbler
Dick Kneeder

For the life of me, why wouldn't these folks use a different first name?
Author:  Nas [ Thu Nov 29, 2018 9:46 am ]
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I imagine that I would have laughed too despite trying my best not to. I wouldn't have posted a picture on social media but I would have taken a photo because no one would have believed me if I told them that someone named their kid ABCDE.
Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Thu Nov 29, 2018 9:52 am ]
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When you burden your child with a stupid fucking name like Abcde, you have to understand that there will be people that laugh at your kid.
Author:  Brick [ Thu Nov 29, 2018 10:01 am ]
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At least it is easy to spell.
Author:  IMU [ Thu Nov 29, 2018 10:04 am ]
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FavreFan wrote:
spmack wrote:
The replies in that link are awesome. She doesn't seem too bright.

They are. I don't even know which one is my favorite.

It could keep me entertained for hours.
Author:  TurdFerguson [ Thu Nov 29, 2018 10:09 am ]
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Eaglo wrote:
why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9
Author:  Nas [ Thu Nov 29, 2018 10:10 am ]
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Terry's Peeps wrote:
When you burden your child with a stupid fucking name like Abcde, you have to understand that there will be people that laugh at your kid.


Imagine a teacher looking down at the name on the first day of school.

Teacher: Michael Jones
Michael: Here!
Teacher: Karen Wilson
Karen: Present!
Teacher: WTF!? Ummm...ABCDE?
Classroom: :cry: :lol: :cry: :lol:
ABCDE: It's Ab city
Teacher: :lol: :lol: No, it's ABCDE.
Author:  Peoria Matt [ Thu Nov 29, 2018 10:12 am ]
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Terry's Peeps wrote:
When you burden your child with a stupid fucking name like Abcde, you have to understand that there will be people that laugh at your kid.


Exactly.
Author:  Cashman [ Thu Nov 29, 2018 10:14 am ]
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Darkside wrote:
Maybe I told this story before but one of my clients has 3 daughters named April, May, and June.
When their youngest, a boy was born, they named him Jason. It stands for July, August, September, October, November.
I dont know what their plan is for the next kid if needed.



Are you working with autistic adults?
Author:  Peoria Matt [ Thu Nov 29, 2018 10:22 am ]
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Good call by skittlez
Author:  pittmike [ Thu Nov 29, 2018 10:48 am ]
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Darkside wrote:
Maybe I told this story before but one of my clients has 3 daughters named April, May, and June.
When their youngest, a boy was born, they named him Jason. It stands for July, August, September, October, November.
I dont know what their plan is for the next kid if needed.


I wouldn't do it but it is clever.
Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu Nov 29, 2018 11:00 am ]
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pittmike wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Maybe I told this story before but one of my clients has 3 daughters named April, May, and June.
When their youngest, a boy was born, they named him Jason. It stands for July, August, September, October, November.
I dont know what their plan is for the next kid if needed.


I wouldn't do it but it is clever.

I thought it was fairly inneresting.
Author:  tommy [ Thu Nov 29, 2018 12:13 pm ]
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Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Thu Nov 29, 2018 12:25 pm ]
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:lol:
Author:  denisdman [ Thu Nov 29, 2018 1:12 pm ]
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ROFL, that is awesome!
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Nov 29, 2018 1:13 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
Maybe I told this story before but one of my clients has 3 daughters named April, May, and June.
When their youngest, a boy was born, they named him Jason. It stands for July, August, September, October, November.
I dont know what their plan is for the next kid if needed.
Obviously it would be "DJ" (December, January).
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Nov 29, 2018 1:27 pm ]
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IS IT ALL CAPS? Or just a capital A?

PRONOUNCE MY NAME IN ALL CAPS, PLEASE.
Author:  Drunk Squirrel [ Thu Nov 29, 2018 1:34 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Maybe I told this story before but one of my clients has 3 daughters named April, May, and June.
When their youngest, a boy was born, they named him Jason. It stands for July, August, September, October, November.
I dont know what their plan is for the next kid if needed.
Obviously it would be "DJ" (December, January).


Look at that. The girls get one month each and the boy gets 5. The patriarchy in action.

After DJ they can adopt Mac FM.
Author:  Spaulding [ Thu Nov 29, 2018 3:17 pm ]
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I wish someone would have named shamed my parents more. My aunt tried, it didn't work. I'm sure everybody thought it was weird but how do you tell a parent that name sucks?
Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Thu Nov 29, 2018 3:20 pm ]
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Spaulding wrote:
I wish someone would have named shamed my parents more. My aunt tried, it didn't work. I'm sure everybody thought it was weird but how do you tell a parent that name sucks?


In this case, it seems pretty easy.
Author:  beni hanna [ Thu Nov 29, 2018 3:22 pm ]
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Went to college with a great gal named Lauda Miles. Name was intentionally given to be a play on words.
Author:  shakes [ Thu Nov 29, 2018 3:29 pm ]
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I went to high school with a guy named Richard Rash. Poor fella, he was also really nerdy and covered in acne. Thinking back, surprised he didn't either kill himself or shoot up the school given the abuse he took.
Author:  ToxicMasculinity [ Thu Nov 29, 2018 3:40 pm ]
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Better than Hitler I guess
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