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Author:  New Zealand [ Thu Dec 06, 2018 12:53 pm ]
Post subject:  Stand-up Comedy Sucks

It always has sucked.
It always will suck.

The exceptions to this are very few and far between. Do not @ me defending this wannabe edgy garbage where some drunk loser gets on stage pandering to a similarly drunk but slightly more successful audience.

Author:  Brick [ Thu Dec 06, 2018 12:55 pm ]
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This just means you've never been to a place where you can see it done well.

It's only really good live outside of a few super talented people.

Author:  New Zealand [ Thu Dec 06, 2018 12:57 pm ]
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I worked at an improv club in Chicago that regularly hosted stand-up comedians. I was in the room the whole show. Seldom was it really that funny (though as a youth I admit I found it way funnier than I do now).

Author:  Brick [ Thu Dec 06, 2018 1:00 pm ]
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New Zealand wrote:
I worked at an improv club in Chicago that regularly hosted stand-up comedians. I was in the room the whole show. Seldom was it really that funny (though as a youth I admit I found it way funnier than I do now).

So maybe try a comedy club that gets better acts?

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Dec 06, 2018 1:02 pm ]
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Wow. MANY shots fired at W_Z!

Author:  WaitingforRuffcorn [ Thu Dec 06, 2018 1:04 pm ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
This just means you've never been to a place where you can see it done well.

It's only really good live outside of a few super talented people.


That's because they ply you with drinks for hours. They you are put in a room with a bunch of people who are drunk and ready to laugh at almost anything. Group think gets the laughter going.

Author:  Regular Reader [ Thu Dec 06, 2018 1:08 pm ]
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The same can be said for musicians, artists and for most of those in all other creative pursuits. And most sports and athletes by this logic

Author:  Brick [ Thu Dec 06, 2018 1:22 pm ]
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WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
This just means you've never been to a place where you can see it done well.

It's only really good live outside of a few super talented people.


That's because they ply you with drinks for hours. They you are put in a room with a bunch of people who are drunk and ready to laugh at almost anything. Group think gets the laughter going.

Ok. I guess it actually sucks then.

Author:  New Zealand [ Thu Dec 06, 2018 1:24 pm ]
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Regular Reader wrote:
The same can be said for musicians, artists and for most of those in all other creative pursuits. And most sports and athletes by this logic

Music is objectively better to listen to than a glorified monologue about basically nothing.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Dec 06, 2018 1:26 pm ]
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New Zealand wrote:
Music is objectively better to listen to than a glorified monologue about basically nothing.
Clearly you have never been to a Pi Theory or a Hazardous Youth show.

Author:  WaitingforRuffcorn [ Thu Dec 06, 2018 1:29 pm ]
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Regular Reader wrote:
The same can be said for musicians, artists and for most of those in all other creative pursuits. And most sports and athletes by this logic


Most comedy clubs that I've been to had drink minimums, and a time you had to sit in the room before the acts started. Then you have warm-ups acts that go on for a few hours before the main event.

Author:  Brick [ Thu Dec 06, 2018 1:31 pm ]
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WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:
Regular Reader wrote:
The same can be said for musicians, artists and for most of those in all other creative pursuits. And most sports and athletes by this logic


Most comedy clubs that I've been to had drink minimums, and a time you had to sit in the room before the acts started. Then you have warm-ups acts that go on for a few hours before the main event.

All have two drink minimums. I never went to one where the whole show was more than an hour.

Author:  WaitingforRuffcorn [ Thu Dec 06, 2018 1:32 pm ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
This just means you've never been to a place where you can see it done well.

It's only really good live outside of a few super talented people.


That's because they ply you with drinks for hours. They you are put in a room with a bunch of people who are drunk and ready to laugh at almost anything. Group think gets the laughter going.

Ok. I guess it actually sucks then.


I am not saying there are not very good acts, but to me most of the clubs are like watching minor league baseball. There are some of the absolute masters who have NetFlix and HBO specials then there are all of the rest. And of the NetFlix and HBO specials I would say maybe the top third are really funny throughout.

Listening to Gabriel Iglesias talk about how much he loved a sandwich because he's fat is... well let's just say lowest common denominator. You tell better jokes here.

Author:  Kirkwood [ Thu Dec 06, 2018 1:40 pm ]
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WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:
I am not saying there are not very good acts, but to me most of the clubs are like watching minor league baseball. There are some of the absolute masters who have NetFlix and HBO specials then there are all of the rest. And of the NetFlix and HBO specials I would say maybe the top third are really funny throughout.

Listening to Gabriel Iglesias talk about how much he loved a sandwich because he's fat is... well let's just say lowest common denominator. You tell better jokes here.

I wonder if these "masters" started their careers with small club shows where they weren't very good at first. And then, stay with me here, they kept practicing by doing more shows to improve their acts.

Author:  WaitingforRuffcorn [ Thu Dec 06, 2018 1:40 pm ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:
Regular Reader wrote:
The same can be said for musicians, artists and for most of those in all other creative pursuits. And most sports and athletes by this logic


Most comedy clubs that I've been to had drink minimums, and a time you had to sit in the room before the acts started. Then you have warm-ups acts that go on for a few hours before the main event.

All have two drink minimums. I never went to one where the whole show was more than an hour.


Typical format for me was 30-45 minute wait time after doors open.

Opening act 15-20 minutes, and then a break (for drinks) 15-20 minutes.

1 or 2 midrange acts with a break in-between if there are two.

20-45 minute wait, and then the headliner.

So you are there for about 2 hours before the main show. Usually in by 7:30-8 out by 10:30-11.

Author:  WaitingforRuffcorn [ Thu Dec 06, 2018 1:41 pm ]
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Kirkwood wrote:
WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:
I am not saying there are not very good acts, but to me most of the clubs are like watching minor league baseball. There are some of the absolute masters who have NetFlix and HBO specials then there are all of the rest. And of the NetFlix and HBO specials I would say maybe the top third are really funny throughout.

Listening to Gabriel Iglesias talk about how much he loved a sandwich because he's fat is... well let's just say lowest common denominator. You tell better jokes here.

I wonder if these "masters" started their careers with small club shows where they weren't very good at first. And then, stay with me here, they kept practicing by doing more shows to improve their acts.


Enjoy a lot of Schaumburg Boomers baseball do you? Do you have to be so angry all the time btw?

Author:  New Zealand [ Thu Dec 06, 2018 1:44 pm ]
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Kirkwood wrote:
WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:
I am not saying there are not very good acts, but to me most of the clubs are like watching minor league baseball. There are some of the absolute masters who have NetFlix and HBO specials then there are all of the rest. And of the NetFlix and HBO specials I would say maybe the top third are really funny throughout.

Listening to Gabriel Iglesias talk about how much he loved a sandwich because he's fat is... well let's just say lowest common denominator. You tell better jokes here.

I wonder if these "masters" started their careers with small club shows where they weren't very good at first. And then, stay with me here, they kept practicing by doing more shows to improve their acts.

America has no shortage of talentless dreamers spending mom & dads money to totally devote their 20's to something they will just never be good at even slightly.

Heres an idea to all stand-up wannabes out there:

Author:  Kirkwood [ Thu Dec 06, 2018 1:44 pm ]
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WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:
Kirkwood wrote:
WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:
I am not saying there are not very good acts, but to me most of the clubs are like watching minor league baseball. There are some of the absolute masters who have NetFlix and HBO specials then there are all of the rest. And of the NetFlix and HBO specials I would say maybe the top third are really funny throughout.

Listening to Gabriel Iglesias talk about how much he loved a sandwich because he's fat is... well let's just say lowest common denominator. You tell better jokes here.

I wonder if these "masters" started their careers with small club shows where they weren't very good at first. And then, stay with me here, they kept practicing by doing more shows to improve their acts.


Enjoy a lot of Schaumburg Boomers baseball do you? Do you have to be so angry all the time btw?

The thread is essentially saying I went to a Boomers game and I conclude baseball sucks.

Author:  New Zealand [ Thu Dec 06, 2018 1:45 pm ]
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Actually get to know a topic people are interested in and have informed thoughts/opinions on that while being funny at the same time. Its much more compelling to listen to than some lush blathering on about mundane observations from daily life or angsty political opinions.

Author:  Curious Hair [ Thu Dec 06, 2018 1:46 pm ]
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It seems like every speak-truth-to-power journalist at Gawker, Vice, HuffPo, and Buzzfeed also does open mics that are like "sooooooo...I'm Jewish? and....Twitter? Like, what's with it?"

Author:  WaitingforRuffcorn [ Thu Dec 06, 2018 1:51 pm ]
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Kirkwood wrote:
WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:
Kirkwood wrote:
WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:
I am not saying there are not very good acts, but to me most of the clubs are like watching minor league baseball. There are some of the absolute masters who have NetFlix and HBO specials then there are all of the rest. And of the NetFlix and HBO specials I would say maybe the top third are really funny throughout.

Listening to Gabriel Iglesias talk about how much he loved a sandwich because he's fat is... well let's just say lowest common denominator. You tell better jokes here.

I wonder if these "masters" started their careers with small club shows where they weren't very good at first. And then, stay with me here, they kept practicing by doing more shows to improve their acts.


Enjoy a lot of Schaumburg Boomers baseball do you? Do you have to be so angry all the time btw?

The thread is essentially saying I went to a Boomers game and I conclude baseball sucks.


There is a ton of bad product out there, and it has proliferated so that many unqualified people are doing "stand-up comedy". Terry Boers did a set at a fund raiser. As CH has pointed out many bloggers branch out into "stand-up". And at every office holiday party I've been to for years there has been stand-up or improv from some hidden gem in accounting. I have yet to see baseball demonstration.

It's an analogy that you took too literally.

Author:  Brick [ Thu Dec 06, 2018 2:00 pm ]
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WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:
Regular Reader wrote:
The same can be said for musicians, artists and for most of those in all other creative pursuits. And most sports and athletes by this logic


Most comedy clubs that I've been to had drink minimums, and a time you had to sit in the room before the acts started. Then you have warm-ups acts that go on for a few hours before the main event.

All have two drink minimums. I never went to one where the whole show was more than an hour.


Typical format for me was 30-45 minute wait time after doors open.

Opening act 15-20 minutes, and then a break (for drinks) 15-20 minutes.

1 or 2 midrange acts with a break in-between if there are two.

20-45 minute wait, and then the headliner.

So you are there for about 2 hours before the main show. Usually in by 7:30-8 out by 10:30-11.

That's horrible. The ones in NYC sometimes were only 30 minutes. They are one of the things I miss the most.

Author:  Curious Hair [ Thu Dec 06, 2018 2:01 pm ]
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_49E_ZXGC5c

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Thu Dec 06, 2018 2:04 pm ]
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It's good if you have a sense of humor.

If you're a consistently angry person who is mad at the world in general, it's probably not for you.

Author:  Kirkwood [ Thu Dec 06, 2018 2:08 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
It's good if you have a sense of humor.

If you're a consistently angry person who is mad at the world in general, it's probably not for you.

exactly

Author:  New Zealand [ Thu Dec 06, 2018 2:08 pm ]
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Curious Hair wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_49E_ZXGC5c

Made it to "I'm Jewish" before slamming my laptop shut.

Posting this from my phone.

Author:  good dolphin [ Thu Dec 06, 2018 2:46 pm ]
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I really love live stand up. I cannot think of a time where I didn't laugh, even at the first act. I've never really liked stand up comedy specials on TV.

I've been watching improv of the last couple of months for obvious reasons. I've never really thought that form of art is funny in the same way as stand up. However, it is entertaining to watch people create. It's just not huge laughs type of funny.

I got a free ticket to Conan last week. I didn't think he was all that great at stand up. He had young comedians with him who were hit and miss. I've seen regular shows at Zanies that were funnier than his group. Still, they were funny. There was only one, painfully unfunny Borat thief named Flula Borg. Now that guy sucked

Author:  New Zealand [ Thu Dec 06, 2018 2:53 pm ]
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good dolphin wrote:
I really love live stand up. I cannot think of a time where I didn't laugh, even at the first act. I've never really liked stand up comedy specials on TV.

I've been watching improv of the last couple of months for obvious reasons. I've never really thought that form of art is funny in the same way as stand up. However, it is entertaining to watch people create. It's just not huge laughs type of funny.

I got a free ticket to Conan last week. I didn't think he was all that great at stand up. He had young comedians with him who were hit and miss. I've seen regular shows at Zanies that were funnier than his group. Still, they were funny. There was only one, painfully unfunny Borat thief named Flula Borg. Now that guy sucked

Surprise opinion from noted high IQ poster.

Author:  Panther pislA [ Thu Dec 06, 2018 2:59 pm ]
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New Zealand wrote:
Curious Hair wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_49E_ZXGC5c

Made it to "I'm Jewish" before slamming my laptop shut.

Posting this from my phone.

If the movie 'The Purge' ever became real life, I bet this fucking annoying ball of stanky armpit and leg hair would be in big trouble.

Author:  New Zealand [ Thu Dec 06, 2018 3:00 pm ]
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Panther pislA wrote:
New Zealand wrote:
Curious Hair wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_49E_ZXGC5c

Made it to "I'm Jewish" before slamming my laptop shut.

Posting this from my phone.

If the movie 'The Purge' ever became real life, I bet this fucking annoying ball of stanky armpit and leg hair would be in big trouble.

I'd fuck her no doubt but I hate her so much it hurts.

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