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PostPosted: Sun Dec 09, 2018 8:18 pm 
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Step Four is the best one. It’s the one where you have to write down all the perverted sexual stuff you did from birth. Because that somehow is the reason you are on a hospital bed dying is pancreatic cancer.

Anyway I figured we should all get out in front of it and post it for our own saving grace. Bmac should go first.

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 Post subject: Re: Step Four
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 Post subject: Re: Step Four
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Cmon. There have to be some good stories here.

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 Post subject: Re: Step Four
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This is serious? What the hell does perverted sex have to do with alcohol? I must be doing it wrong.

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This is serious? What the hell does perverted sex have to do with alcohol? I must be doing it wrong.


Yeah it’s a tenant of AA. You must confess all your dirty secrets in step 4. Because if you don’t tell some “sponsor” you had anal sex or got a blow job on the side you might get drunk and snort lines.

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 Post subject: Re: Step Four
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I got loaded at a college formal once and thought I was John Travolta on the dance floor. My date left in a cab before I could try anything perverted with her.

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 Post subject: Re: Step Four
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I think Houstom Homer has already forgiven you.

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 Post subject: Re: Step Four
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 Post subject: Re: Step Four
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It's actually Step 5

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To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
One - cut a hole in a box
Two - put your junk in that box
Three - make her open the box
And that's the way you do it

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