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Author:  whistler [ Sat Jan 05, 2019 1:29 pm ]
Post subject:  Get free furniture if it snows!

This weekend, buy some furniture, and if it snows at least 3" on Super Bowl Sunday, you get a 100% refund!

This happened a few years ago, and the place had to refund 2 million dollars of furniture!

Were any of u one of the lucky ones?

I think the place is Abt.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Sat Jan 05, 2019 1:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Get free furniture if it snows!

I'm pretty sure the store is called 'put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger.' Take JLN shopping with you when you go

Author:  Baby McNown [ Sat Jan 05, 2019 1:48 pm ]
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I did it last year. Snow was one day late iirc.

Author:  Juice's Lecture Notes [ Sat Jan 05, 2019 2:10 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
I'm pretty sure the store is called 'put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger.' Take JLN shopping with you when you go
:lol: Can you please stop following me around? Thanks.

Author:  IkeSouth [ Sat Jan 05, 2019 3:50 pm ]
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Just buy a whole house set and return it the day after the Superbowl

Author:  leashyourkids [ Sat Jan 05, 2019 4:08 pm ]
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When I sold electronics in college, people would frequently buy big screen TVs before the SB and then return them (this was before large TVs were common). Fuckers ruined my commission. I always thought it was Bush league.

Author:  Regular Reader [ Sat Jan 05, 2019 4:25 pm ]
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whistler wrote:
This weekend, buy some furniture, and if it snows at least 3" on Super Bowl Sunday, you get a 100% refund!

This happened a few years ago, and the place had to refund 2 million dollars of furniture!

Were any of u one of the lucky ones?

I think the place is Abt.


Art Van as well. Insurance for that has to be getting expensive.

Author:  whistler [ Sun Jan 06, 2019 1:10 am ]
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Regular Reader wrote:

Art Van as well. Insurance for that has to be getting expensive.



Yes that was it, not Abt. I couldn't think of it until I passed by an Art Van today and thought, "that's what I meant"!

Author:  whistler [ Sun Feb 03, 2019 11:29 pm ]
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IkeSouth wrote:
Just buy a whole house set and return it the day after the Superbowl



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

nice!

Author:  whistler [ Sun Feb 03, 2019 11:30 pm ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
When I sold electronics in college, people would frequently buy big screen TVs before the SB and then return them (this was before large TVs were common).



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

People really did that? Why would they go thru that hell?

Author:  whistler [ Sun Feb 03, 2019 11:31 pm ]
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Well it didnt snow a lick today.

Too bad for you. If you bought furniture on that weekend, tough shit. You now have a big-ass credit card bill to pay.

That's what u get for listenin' to my dumb advertisements.

Now ur stuck with all that shitty furniture from Art Van.

Fuck u.

Author:  tommy [ Mon Feb 04, 2019 11:18 am ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
When I sold electronics in college, people would frequently buy big screen TVs before the SB and then return them (this was before large TVs were common). Fuckers ruined my commission. I always thought it was Bush league.

Like the (unnamed white ethnic group) on Easter going to Mass with the tags still on. "Them people ain't go no class," my dad would say.

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