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Does this automatically qualify me for the Hall of Fame?

I've done a lot of gambling on this site.

man it’s been forever since we had a thread like this. I forgot the term that was always used back in the day for these type of threads.

FavreFan wrote:

man it’s been forever since we had a thread like this. I forgot the term that was always used back in the day for these type of threads.

Dick pic.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Does this automatically qualify me for the Hall of Fame?

I've done a lot of gambling on this site.

Weren't you already inducted or did that happen before your time?

Nas wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Does this automatically qualify me for the Hall of Fame?

I've done a lot of gambling on this site.

Weren't you already inducted or did that happen before your time?

Yeah, I was.

I'm just bored.

I don't have it in me for 4 pages of Chuck Pagano thoughts. I'm in favor. I don't have BRick's ability to state that 46 different ways. "46"

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Nas wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Does this automatically qualify me for the Hall of Fame?

I've done a lot of gambling on this site.

Weren't you already inducted or did that happen before your time?

Yeah, I was.

I'm just bored.

I don't have it in me for 4 pages of Chuck Pagano thoughts. I'm in favor. I don't have BRick's ability to state that 46 different ways. "46"

Weren't you the first inductee?

Regular Reader wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Nas wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Does this automatically qualify me for the Hall of Fame?

I've done a lot of gambling on this site.

Weren't you already inducted or did that happen before your time?

Yeah, I was.

I'm just bored.

I don't have it in me for 4 pages of Chuck Pagano thoughts. I'm in favor. I don't have BRick's ability to state that 46 different ways. "46"

Weren't you the first inductee?

It was a joke.

I'm like a pool hustler tanking some games early just to get some action.

Post count padding is digital masturbation.

Damn, one more trump embarrassment and I can top 20k in a few hours myself :shock:

Regular Reader wrote:

Damn, one more trump embarrassment and I can top 20k in a few hours myself :shock:

Read the NYT

Time: Now - Dr. Ken's 40,000 CFMB Post
Setting: Dr. Ken's Recreational Kitchen

Dr. Ken: Hello Children, I'm your father, Dr. Kenneth Noisewater.

Children: DAMN IT! We were sure you were dead this time, we got money.

Dr. Ken: Your Mom set up a trust for when you were 14 and whatever the other one of you is. I think it was your Mom.

Children: So, there might be more money? That's good information.

Dr. Ken: That's up to me. You children haven't been particularly nice to me over the years.

Children: It was all in good fun Dr. Kenn...Dad. You taught us that.

Dr. Ken: Really? You learned sarcasm from me?

Children: What's sarcasm? Is it genetic or is there a cure? Whatever, Dr. Dad, we hope you are healthy and aren't about to die soon. Are you about to die soon?

Dr. Ken: No, I'm looking forward to a Bears run next year.

Children: Are you going to go hunt bears? We support your extreme lifestyle.

Dr. Ken: I don't like the vibe here.

Children: Do you want a line of this?

Dr. Ken: You know, Children, you don't know what you got 'til it's gone. Don't know what it is I did so wrong. Now I know what I got, it's just this time...

Children: Jesus Christ!! Is that a fucking Cinderella song!?!?....

Dr. Ken: ...I must remind you about the language, I know you're 14 but...

Children: ...we preferred when you gave bad advice with Apollo 13 movie quotes. That didn't even rhyme.

Dr. Ken: You boys have not changed at all.

Children: We learned to never change our opinion on anything from you. Can we be on that message board where you are always yelling "FUCK THOSE GUYS!" and breaking computers on our expensive furniture inheritance?

Dr. Ken: Children, I think you'd fit right in.

This one of the very many reasons I couldn’t be a wiseman. I would delete like 100 of your posts from 10 years ago just to fuck with you in this thread.

FavreFan wrote:

This one of the very many reasons I couldn’t be a wiseman. I would delete like 100 of your posts from 10 years ago just to fuck with you in this thread.

You would nuke accounts once a week. Wake up and laugh about it and then apologize.

I still have no idea how we maintained a COC clain with me in charge half the time. Very resilient people.

Damn, one more trump embarrassment and I can top 20k in a few hours myself :shock:

Regular Reader wrote:

Damn, one more trump embarrassment and I can top 20k in a few hours myself :shock:

Bobby Hebert is the greatest QB in Saints history.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Regular Reader wrote:

Damn, one more trump embarrassment and I can top 20k in a few hours myself :shock:

Bobby Hebert is the greatest QB in Saints history.

Bart Starr was obviously a better postseason QB than Drew Brees.

FavreFan wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Regular Reader wrote:

Damn, one more trump embarrassment and I can top 20k in a few hours myself :shock:

Bobby Hebert is the greatest QB in Saints history.

Bart Starr was obviously a better postseason QB than Drew Brees.

Wtf is this hot garbage??? You two must be high. :drunken:

FavreFan wrote:

man it’s been forever since we had a thread like this. I forgot the term that was always used back in the day for these type of threads.

Dick pic.

Regular Reader wrote:

Damn, one more trump embarrassment and I can top 20k in a few hours myself :shock:

Read the NYT

Author:	Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Jan 11, 2019 9:06 pm ]
Post subject:	48 (now 49) posts away from 40,000
Does this automatically qualify me for the Hall of Fame? I've done a lot of gambling on this site.

Author:	FavreFan [ Fri Jan 11, 2019 9:08 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: 10 (now 9) posts away from 40,000
man it’s been forever since we had a thread like this. I forgot the term that was always used back in the day for these type of threads.

Author:	Nas [ Fri Jan 11, 2019 9:09 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: 10 (now 9) posts away from 40,000
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Does this automatically qualify me for the Hall of Fame? I've done a lot of gambling on this site. Weren't you already inducted or did that happen before your time?

Author:	Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Jan 11, 2019 9:09 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: 10 (now 9) posts away from 40,000
FavreFan wrote: man it’s been forever since we had a thread like this. I forgot the term that was always used back in the day for these type of threads. Dick pic.

Author:	FavreFan [ Fri Jan 11, 2019 9:09 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: 10 (now 9) posts away from 40,000
To answer your question, yes I guess it’s fair to say you are gonna Baines your way into the CFMB HOF.

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Author:	Regular Reader [ Fri Jan 11, 2019 9:49 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: 10 (now 9) posts away from 40,000
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Nas wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Does this automatically qualify me for the Hall of Fame? I've done a lot of gambling on this site. Weren't you already inducted or did that happen before your time? Yeah, I was. I'm just bored. I don't have it in me for 4 pages of Chuck Pagano thoughts. I'm in favor. I don't have BRick's ability to state that 46 different ways. "46" Weren't you the first inductee?

Author:	FavreFan [ Fri Jan 11, 2019 9:52 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: 10 (now 9) posts away from 40,000
Aren’t you already in the HOF Ken? I don’t understand the OP.

Author:	Caller Bob [ Fri Jan 11, 2019 9:55 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: 10 (now 9) posts away from 40,000
Post count padding is digital masturbation.

Author:	FavreFan [ Fri Jan 11, 2019 9:56 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: 10 (now 9) posts away from 40,000
Caller Bob wrote: Post count padding is digital masturbation. Did you just get off?

Author:	Nas [ Fri Jan 11, 2019 9:56 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: 10 (now 9) posts away from 40,000
Regular Reader wrote: Damn, one more trump embarrassment and I can top 20k in a few hours myself Read the NYT

Author:	Regular Reader [ Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:22 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: 10 (now 9) posts away from 40,000
Nas wrote: Regular Reader wrote: Damn, one more trump embarrassment and I can top 20k in a few hours myself Read the NYT Just reinforces my confirmation bias. Since September 2016.

Author:	Minooka Meatball [ Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:23 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: 10 (now 9) posts away from 40,000
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Time: Now - Dr. Ken's 40,000 CFMB Post Setting: Dr. Ken's Recreational Kitchen Dr. Ken: Hello Children, I'm your father, Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. Children: DAMN IT! We were sure you were dead this time, we got money. Dr. Ken: Your Mom set up a trust for when you were 14 and whatever the other one of you is. I think it was your Mom. Children: So, there might be more money? That's good information. Dr. Ken: That's up to me. You children haven't been particularly nice to me over the years. Children: It was all in good fun Dr. Kenn...Dad. You taught us that. Dr. Ken: Really? You learned sarcasm from me? Children: What's sarcasm? Is it genetic or is there a cure? Whatever, Dr. Dad, we hope you are healthy and aren't about to die soon. Are you about to die soon? Dr. Ken: No, I'm looking forward to a Bears run next year. Children: Are you going to go hunt bears? We support your extreme lifestyle. Dr. Ken: I don't like the vibe here. Children: Do you want a line of this? Dr. Ken: You know, Children, you don't know what you got 'til it's gone. Don't know what it is I did so wrong. Now I know what I got, it's just this time... Children: Jesus Christ!! Is that a fucking Cinderella song!?!?.... Dr. Ken: ...I must remind you about the language, I know you're 14 but... Children: ...we preferred when you gave bad advice with Apollo 13 movie quotes. That didn't even rhyme. Dr. Ken: You boys have not changed at all. Children: We learned to never change our opinion on anything from you. Can we be on that message board where you are always yelling "FUCK THOSE GUYS!" and breaking computers on our expensive furniture inheritance? Dr. Ken: Children, I think you'd fit right in.

Author:	FavreFan [ Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:24 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: 10 (now 9) posts away from 40,000
This one of the very many reasons I couldn’t be a wiseman. I would delete like 100 of your posts from 10 years ago just to fuck with you in this thread.

Author:	Nas [ Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:30 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: 10 (now 9) posts away from 40,000
FavreFan wrote: This one of the very many reasons I couldn’t be a wiseman. I would delete like 100 of your posts from 10 years ago just to fuck with you in this thread. You would nuke accounts once a week. Wake up and laugh about it and then apologize.

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Author:	FavreFan [ Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:31 pm ]
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Nas wrote: FavreFan wrote: This one of the very many reasons I couldn’t be a wiseman. I would delete like 100 of your posts from 10 years ago just to fuck with you in this thread. You would nuke accounts once a week. Wake up and laugh about it and then apologize. I see no lies in this post.

Author:	FavreFan [ Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:32 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: 10 (now 9) posts away from 40,000
I still have no idea how we maintained a COC clain with me in charge half the time. Very resilient people.

Author:	Nas [ Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:33 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: 10 (now 9) posts away from 40,000
FavreFan wrote: I still have no idea how we maintained a COC clain with me in charge half the time. Very resilient people.

Author:	FavreFan [ Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:38 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: 10 (now 9) posts away from 40,000
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Regular Reader wrote: Damn, one more trump embarrassment and I can top 20k in a few hours myself Bobby Hebert is the greatest QB in Saints history. Bart Starr was obviously a better postseason QB than Drew Brees.

Author:	Regular Reader [ Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:01 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: 10 (now 9) posts away from 40,000
FavreFan wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Regular Reader wrote: Damn, one more trump embarrassment and I can top 20k in a few hours myself Bobby Hebert is the greatest QB in Saints history. Bart Starr was obviously a better postseason QB than Drew Brees. Wtf is this hot garbage??? You two must be high.

Author:	FavreFan [ Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:03 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: 10 (now 9) posts away from 40,000
Regular Reader wrote: FavreFan wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Regular Reader wrote: Damn, one more trump embarrassment and I can top 20k in a few hours myself Bobby Hebert is the greatest QB in Saints history. Bart Starr was obviously a better postseason QB than Drew Brees. Wtf is this hot garbage??? You two must be high. Always. ...but he might have been.

Author:	Darkside [ Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:07 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: 10 (now 9) posts away from 40,000
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: FavreFan wrote: man it’s been forever since we had a thread like this. I forgot the term that was always used back in the day for these type of threads. Dick pic. So at the Durty Nellie's Macaversary... It was a few days after DWs 100th post. And she had posted a dick pic. Well... it was actually a picture of a girl wearing a vagina costume and she did the usual thank yous and love yous and what not. She called it a pussy pic instead of a dick pic. So we're on the upper deck whatever thingy and it's me and boyd I think... certainly doug and mac and speigs and Kerry sayers and macs wife at the time. So I introduce dw to mac and she says... So mac did you see my pussy pic? Kerry just about died. Macs wife was kind of wigged out. Pretty sure speigs spit out his fruity red wine. It was a fairly classic moment.