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| Author: | FavreFan [ Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement |
Fit might be a stretch but excluding linemen and already fat dudes. Matt Stafford Draymond Green Probably the top 2 on my list. MANY other good candidates I’m sure. |
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| Author: | Jbi11s [ Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:47 pm ] |
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| Author: | Urlacher's missing neck [ Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:48 pm ] |
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Raper Winston. He is going to be fucking huge. IDK if I would call him fit though......but i also wouldn't call Stafford all that fit. He looks pretty chubbed out most of the time. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement |
Anthony Rizzo I'd say Addison Russell but I think the diet is limited in prison. |
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| Author: | newper [ Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement |
Jordan Berry |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:50 pm ] |
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Rizzo is a solid one. CH, give us some NHLers. |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:51 pm ] |
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Kind of cheating since he’s on his way already but Marshawn Lynch is gonna be a pretty big dude a decade from now. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:52 pm ] |
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Patrick Kane. He'll be the Pedro Martinez of the NHL. |
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:54 pm ] |
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Has anyone seen pics of Joe Crede lately? Wew Lord. |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:57 pm ] |
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Patrick Kane. He'll be the Pedro Martinez of the NHL. Would not have seen that one coming. |
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| Author: | Nas [ Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:57 pm ] |
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Jbi11s wrote:  I just saw your signature.
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:57 pm ] |
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SpiralStairs wrote: Has anyone seen pics of Joe Crede lately? Wew Lord. 
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:58 pm ] |
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Nine kids & lingering injuries, Phillip Rivers. |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:02 pm ] |
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Nas wrote: Jbi11s wrote: I just saw your signature. When the fuck did you say I’m a gay woke bastard and wtf was the context?
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| Author: | Urlacher's missing neck [ Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement |
Most would have though Favre would be a fat ol hillbilly but he is absolutely shredded in retirement. |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:15 pm ] |
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Urlacher's missing neck wrote: Most would have though Favre would be a fat ol hillbilly but he is absolutely shredded in retirement. I wouldn’t have thought that. Hard to eat on painkillers and dick pics are tougher to pull off when you’re topping 3 spins I would think. |
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| Author: | Nas [ Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:18 pm ] |
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FavreFan wrote: Nas wrote: Jbi11s wrote: I just saw your signature. When the fuck did you say I’m a gay woke bastard and wtf was the context? Rogue called me Shaun King and Don Lemon. There's a question mark and a word or 2 missing. It's still funny. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:19 pm ] |
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FavreFan wrote: Hard to eat on painkillers and dick pics are tougher to pull off when you’re topping 3 spins I would think. You’d be surprised. |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:20 pm ] |
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: FavreFan wrote: Hard to eat on painkillers and dick pics are tougher to pull off when you’re topping 3 spins I would think. You’d be surprised. 10 years ago this would have gotten a “pics or gtfo” response from The Crew. |
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| Author: | Heisenberg [ Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:22 pm ] |
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Kyle Schwarber will look like John Kruk in a few years. |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:22 pm ] |
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Heisenberg wrote: Kyle Schwarber will look like John Kruk in a few years. He’s fat now. Excluded. |
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| Author: | Heisenberg [ Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:24 pm ] |
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FavreFan wrote: Heisenberg wrote: Kyle Schwarber will look like John Kruk in a few years. He’s fat now. Excluded. The 2018 Schwarber is buff. 2015 Schwarber was certainly wearing husky sized pants. |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:26 pm ] |
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Heisenberg wrote: FavreFan wrote: Heisenberg wrote: Kyle Schwarber will look like John Kruk in a few years. He’s fat now. Excluded. The 2018 Schwarber is buff. 2015 Schwarber was certainly wearing husky sized pants. Nah he’s a born fat guy that is about as toned as he can get currently and still looks fat. He’s a lock. I thought I was getting close to cheating with my Draymond selection but I would say Schwarber is even more of a lock. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:27 pm ] |
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FavreFan wrote: Fit might be a stretch but excluding linemen and already fat dudes. Matt Stafford Draymond Green Probably the top 2 on my list. MANY other good candidates I’m sure. I've always called Stafford "skinnier Louis Anderson". See if I'm wrong. |
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| Author: | Urlacher's missing neck [ Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement |
Starlin Castro is going to be a house when he retires. |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:29 pm ] |
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I just want Kelvin Benjamin to do the impossible and pull it off while on an active NFL roster. Seems like a goal of his and I’ve never seen a 300 lb WR in the NFL. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement |
Agree with FF on Schwarber. I was going to list him but then realized, why bother. It's like listing Hector Villanueva. |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement |
Tariq Cohen is my darkhorse candidate. |
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| Author: | Urlacher's missing neck [ Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement |
FavreFan wrote: I just want Kelvin Benjamin to do the impossible and pull it off while on an active NFL roster. Seems like a goal of his and I’ve never seen a 300 lb WR in the NFL. He did it once....he can do it again. 
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fit athlete that will be fat as hell after retirement |
FavreFan wrote: Tariq Cohen is my darkhorse candidate. Might balloon up to 153. |
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