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Best drunk poster? POLL!
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Author:  Matt Murton's Beard [ Sat Jan 12, 2019 1:44 am ]
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Friday nights are a celebrated occurrence on the CFMB. Let's show some credit to make the drunk reading better. Write in candidates are welcome!

Go!

Author:  Douchebag [ Sat Jan 12, 2019 1:45 am ]
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All options should be PittMike.

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Sat Jan 12, 2019 1:48 am ]
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Mike is the only right answer. I haven’t truly drunk posted since the halcyon days of me fighting with cubbiegirlshamus (rip, I guess) over shitty Jay Cutler games. And truth be told, those were just me calling her an idiot and her calling me a woman beater...which made no sense to me.

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Sat Jan 12, 2019 2:21 am ]
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Mike now.

Chas used to be great. He spawned the DrunkChas twitter that was funny for a few months.

Author:  FavreFan [ Sat Jan 12, 2019 7:47 am ]
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I’m honored to be considered but this is sort of like a Jordan MVP thing. Don’t get sick of voting for mike. He’s the deserving GOAT and nobody’s been close for awhile. We are in 2011 NBA territory where we are just waiting for the next generation to see if they can compete for the title.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Sat Jan 12, 2019 7:51 am ]
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sjboyd0137 wrote:
Mike is the only right answer. I haven’t truly drunk posted since the halcyon days of me fighting with cubbiegirlshamus (rip, I guess) over shitty Jay Cutler games. And truth be told, those were just me calling her an idiot and her calling me a woman beater...which made no sense to me.


That's what all women beaters say.

Author:  long time guy [ Sat Jan 12, 2019 7:53 am ]
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I don't drunkpost.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Sat Jan 12, 2019 8:00 am ]
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long time guy wrote:
I don't drunkpost.


That's what all drunk posters say

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Sat Jan 12, 2019 8:04 am ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
Mike is the only right answer. I haven’t truly drunk posted since the halcyon days of me fighting with cubbiegirlshamus (rip, I guess) over shitty Jay Cutler games. And truth be told, those were just me calling her an idiot and her calling me a woman beater...which made no sense to me.


That's what all women beaters say.

Her other greatest hit involved IMU and his want to make bombs out of babies or some such shit. She really had something mentally not right...worse than MANY around here.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Sat Jan 12, 2019 8:10 am ]
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sjboyd0137 wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
Mike is the only right answer. I haven’t truly drunk posted since the halcyon days of me fighting with cubbiegirlshamus (rip, I guess) over shitty Jay Cutler games. And truth be told, those were just me calling her an idiot and her calling me a woman beater...which made no sense to me.


That's what all women beaters say.

Her other greatest hit involved IMU and his want to make bombs out of babies or some such shit. She really had something mentally not right...worse than MANY around here.


I remember, but I only caught the tail end of it. Horrible that she passed away, but yeah, I remember a few of her insane posts from when I first started posting.

Author:  long time guy [ Sat Jan 12, 2019 8:25 am ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
long time guy wrote:
I don't drunkpost.


That's what all drunk posters say


Yeah I opened up a slot on that one.

Author:  Peoria Matt [ Sat Jan 12, 2019 8:39 am ]
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Douchebag wrote:
All options should be PittMike.


This. Not even close.

Last night, I was reading a response of his and thinking "What?" and then I looked at the clock and thought "Oh yeah......IT'S TIME".

Author:  Baby McNown [ Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:02 am ]
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Mike is both the hero we need and the hero we deserve.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:26 am ]
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Baby McNown wrote:
Mike is both the hero we need and the hero we deserve.


Yup.

Author:  pittmike [ Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:37 am ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
Baby McNown wrote:
Mike is both the hero we need and the hero we deserve.


Yup.


No stolen honor here.

Author:  ToxicMasculinity [ Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:54 am ]
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I stopped drunk posting bc of the racial slurs.

Author:  Juice's Lecture Notes [ Sat Jan 12, 2019 1:04 pm ]
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long time guy wrote:
I don't drunkpost.
Then...what's your excuse?

Author:  RFDC [ Sat Jan 12, 2019 1:19 pm ]
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What idiots voted for FF?

That is like voting for Kirk Cousins to be the NFL MVP when MahomesMike is clearly the obvious answer

Author:  IkeSouth [ Sat Jan 12, 2019 1:22 pm ]
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Pretty fuckin offended here guys

Author:  RFDC [ Sat Jan 12, 2019 1:26 pm ]
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IkeSouth wrote:
Pretty fuckin offended here guys

Why? You couldn't carry Mikes jock on a good day

Author:  long time guy [ Sat Jan 12, 2019 1:57 pm ]
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ToxicMasculinity wrote:
I stopped drunk posting bc of the racial slurs.



Well that was half the battle.

Author:  BigW72 [ Mon Jan 14, 2019 12:06 pm ]
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IkeSouth wrote:
Pretty fuckin offended here guys

I never know if you are drunk posting or sober posting...don't care...you have my vote!

Author:  Nas [ Mon Jan 14, 2019 12:31 pm ]
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Mike is a legend.

Author:  Jbi11s [ Sat Apr 20, 2019 7:53 am ]
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This was cute the first thousand times, but now it’s starting to get a little sad.

Author:  Seacrest [ Sat Apr 20, 2019 7:57 am ]
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Jbi11s wrote:
This was cute the first thousand times, but now it’s starting to get a little sad.


Not too sad for you to bump the thread though. :roll:

Author:  Jbi11s [ Sat Apr 20, 2019 7:58 am ]
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I just searched Drunk Mike.

Didn’t want to start another thread.

Author:  long time guy [ Sat Apr 20, 2019 7:58 am ]
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Seacrest wrote:
Jbi11s wrote:
This was cute the first thousand times, but now it’s starting to get a little sad.


Not too sad for you to bump the thread though. :roll:


Ignoring it doesn't help the situation. The dude has issues. Serious issues.

Not just with alcohol either.

Author:  Scooter [ Sat Apr 20, 2019 8:33 am ]
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I used to be the champ till I gave up booze couple years ago. It was ruining my cheery disposition. Don't miss it at all. Went back to weed on a daily basis. When I quit I lost 30 pounds almost instantly. 8)

Author:  Jbi11s [ Sat Apr 20, 2019 8:36 am ]
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Yeah weed is a much better option than drinking poison every day.

Too bad I get random pee tests.

Author:  pittmike [ Sat Apr 20, 2019 8:38 am ]
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long time guy wrote:
Seacrest wrote:
Jbi11s wrote:
This was cute the first thousand times, but now it’s starting to get a little sad.


Not too sad for you to bump the thread though. :roll:


Ignoring it doesn't help the situation. The dude has issues. Serious issues.

Not just with alcohol either.


Issues with your mother. Now go get your shine box.

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